Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch 2: Round 1™

[Holly Goodhead]

I have a friend that just started going there. I called them once when I was drunk, and the lady got pissed off and hung up on me. Apparently you're not supposed to call while drunk? What the hell?

I'd been dry for a week, I think that's pretty good.

I was being serious. You need help

 

[Calvin]

I was being serious. You need help

Um, a real alcoholic wouldn't have been able to make it a whole week sober. I'm fine. You need help. With your, um, face.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Hey, which Amendment is the one that freed slaves? 13th or 14th?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Um, a real alcoholic wouldn't have been able to make it a whole week sober. I'm fine. You need help. With your, um, face.

If you say so.

 

[Erzengel]

Hey, which Amendment is the one that freed slaves? 13th or 14th?

That would be the 13th.

 

[Calvin]

13 th I think, and then the 14th had to do with citizenship for them, I think.

 

[Calvin]

If you say so.

I do, you should get that checked out before it spreads.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

That would be the 13th.

Ok good, I almost copied the girl who sits next to me who looks like she has down syndrome but I figured that was a bad decision. So I stuck with the 13th. It's probably wrong still.

 

[Calvin]

You're still in class?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Today was my last final.

 

[Calvin]

Congratulations.

 

[Erzengel]

What are you going to school for?

Oh and Calvin what did you get a degree in again?

 

[Calvin]

What are you going to school for?

Oh and Calvin what did you get a degree in again?

Poli sci.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Film/Video, I've already taken a year off and failed like 5 classes. I'm on the 10 year plan. I want to go to Dublin or London next semester

 

[Calvin]

Film/Video, I've already taken a year off and failed like 5 classes. I'm on the 10 year plan. I want to go to Dublin or London next semester

Dublin.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Or Italy

 

[Calvin]

I'm not exactly sure what kind of job I'm supposed to look for with this degree. I might do grad school for writing so that I can avoid getting a real job, but I don't want to do that right away.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I'm not exactly sure what kind of job I'm supposed to look for with this degree. I might do grad school for writing so that I can avoid getting a real job, but I don't want to do that right away.

Why dont you fly to Neverland with Tinkerbell.

 

[Calvin]

Why dont you fly to Neverland with Tinkerbell.

You mean get wasted on absinthe?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

You mean get wasted on absinthe?

Yes, then jump off a building.

 

[Calvin]

Yes, then jump off a building.

That's your answer to everything.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I hope Corinthian is really sad that his dumb-ass thread turned into a lounge.

 

[Calvin]

So I was sitting in a bar the other day, and the dude asked me if I was in a band. He said my hair made me look like I was in a band? It's not even that long yet.

 

[jaguarr]

It's a good thing I'm not voting in these things, because I really don't think I could choose on this one.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

So I was sitting in a bar the other day, and the dude asked me if I was in a band. He said my hair made me look like I was in a band? It's not even that long yet.

Did you ask him what kind of band he thought you were in?

jag