Hype! Deathmatch 2016: Round 2, Match 4: jokesonm3 vs Reek

[Spider-Aziz]

#Reek2016
#MakeTheHypeGreatAgain
#SorryJokes

 

[Greens]

Where are my pants?

 

[dude stannis]

 

[Reek]

NO. It's time the boy finished his hazing.

Let... the boy.... watch.

 

[Perfect Cell]

This is going to rank among mankind's most awful crimes.

 

[Victarion]

 

[Reek]

victraitoron.

 

[dude stannis]

You know Reek's automatically attracted to beautiful female Hype posters. He just starts kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. Doesn't even wait. When you're a Hype star you can do anything. Grab their Deathmatch votes. You can do anything.

 

[Reek]

Oh jesus... don't say that... people will believe you, believe me.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

You know Reek's automatically attracted to beautiful female Hype posters. He just starts kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. Doesn't even wait. When you're a Hype star you can do anything. Grab their Deathmatch votes. You can do anything.

I literally almost spit out my pizza roll because of laughing at this post.

#BravoDudeBravo

 

[Ms. Marvel]

 

[Victarion]

This is going just as I had hoped. My betrayal of Reek clearly fostered sympathy in the hearts of Hypesters the forums over. You're welcome, Reek.

 

[Ruth Fisher]

Sia, Famke Janssen and Simone Simons have all expressed pro-Reek sentiment.

Ummm, who???

Please refrain from mentioning flops like Simone Simons and Reek in the same sentence as LEGENDS Famke Janssen and Sia. They are not worthy. Thanks.

 

[Reek]

I'm starting to think Ruth Fisher has a crush on me.

 

[Reek]

Please refrain from mentioning flops like Simone Simons and Reek in the same sentence as LEGENDS Famke Janssen and Sia. They are not worthy. Thanks.

I've never been in the Taken sequels and I am not desperately holding on to my music career by making people think I am Lady Gaga so they're the real flops.

You are zo fake at insults... be quiet.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Ummm, who???

Please refrain from mentioning flops like Simone Simons and Reek in the same sentence as LEGENDS Famke Janssen and Sia. They are not worthy. Thanks.

Wonder if these celebs watch this place and laugh.
I want Famke Jansen to join and thank you for being a fan, after endorsing Reek for being a treasure to the internet.

 

[Ruth Fisher]

I've never been in the Taken sequels and I am not desperately holding on to my music career by making people think I am Lady Gaga so they're the real flops.

^ lmao imagine being this stupid.

so sad

 

[Reek]

^ lmao imagine being this stupid.

so sad

Ruth. I'm not going to make out with you. Stop asking.

 

[Schlosser85]

Ummm, who???

Please refrain from mentioning flops like Simone Simons and Reek in the same sentence as LEGENDS Famke Janssen and Sia. They are not worthy. Thanks.

You do not control the flow of conversation. You're not a moderator, so please don't try to act like one. Thanks.

 

[Reek]

so much anger in here! i thought we were all about staying positive

 

[KevanG]

This is the fight I wanted to see when I nominated Ruth. I was hoping that Kane might 'by random chance' *wink wink nudge nudge* have the two fight.

 

[jokesonm3]

Would've been been way better to see than Me vs Reek

 

[jokesonm3]

Btw Reek, start preparing for your next match!

It won't be as easy as this one i can assure you.

 

[KevanG]

Or mine since SANCHEZ WAS IN PRISON!

 

[jokesonm3]

Oh Sanchez