Hype! Deathmatch 2016: Round 2, Match 4: jokesonm3 vs Reek

[Reek]

This is the fight I wanted to see when I nominated Ruth. I was hoping that Kane might 'by random chance' *wink wink nudge nudge* have the two fight.

I would never fight my little boo boo bear... she's in love with me.

Btw Reek, start preparing for your next match!

It won't be as easy as this one i can assure you.

chances are it won't be a fair one.

 

[KevanG]

I'm against Flickchick. How do you think I feel?

 

[Reek]

probably happy... she's been salty lately so i like your chances

 

[Lantern Venom]

Reek might take the day, but he and Jokesonm3 walk off into the sunset before the killing blow when they realize that both of their mothers are named "Martha".

 

[Reek]

WHY?! Why did you say that name?!

 

[Lantern Venom]

WHY?! Why did you say that name?!

 

[Reek]

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Martha Martha Martha, that special lady in every boy's life.

 

[Reek]

I'd like to thank all the voters. We won a tremendous victory. HUUUUUUUUGE. I grabbed jokes right by the avatar and I told him YOU'RE FIRED.

Fantastic.

#MTHGA

 

[Great Cthulhu]

Congrats Reek, you will be king.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Congrats Reek, you will be king.

 

[flickchick85]

I'm against Flickchick. How do you think I feel?

Nobody listen to this man. This is a sympathy vote ploy if ever I've seen one!

And congrats to Reek.

 

[Roose Bolton]

I'd like to thank all the voters. We won a tremendous victory. HUUUUUUUUGE. I grabbed jokes right by the avatar and I told him YOU'RE FIRED.

Fantastic.

#MTHGA

Wow. Whoa. That is some group of posters. Thousands.

That’s really nice. A wonderful forum, the Hype.This is beyond anybody’s expectations. There’s been no crowd like this. And, I can tell, some of the candidates, they went in. They didn’t know the air-conditioner didn’t work. They sweated like dogs. Jokes, sweated like a dog. How is he going to beat PBUs? I don’t think it’s gonna happen.

Our forum is in serious trouble. We don’t have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don’t have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say, Shadowboxer in a deathmatch? They kill us. Reek beats Shadowboxer all the time. All the time. Today, we had a victory. Reek gave us a victory. It's true.

Our enemies are getting stronger and stronger by the way, and we as a forum are getting weaker. Even our ban hammers don't work. These previously banned users, they come in, and they just take. The previously banned users are going to take over the Hype, ComingSoon.Net and somebody else will get the superhero fandom. Think of it. Previously banned users are taking over the Hype, and they’re taking it over big league. Because we have no protection and we have no competence, we don’t know what’s happening. And it’s got to stop and it’s got to stop fast. Mark my words, nobody would be tougher on PBUs than Reek.

Now, our forum needs — our forum needs a truly great leader, and we need a truly great leader now. We need Reek now. The Hype dream might be dying, but Reek's gonna bring it back. This is just a taste. Reek's gonna make the Hype great again!

#Reek2016!

 

[Sawyer]

Oh it's over already? I wasn't given enough time to cast a protest vote for Jill Stein.

 

[KevanG]

Nobody listen to this man. This is a sympathy vote ploy if ever I've seen one!

And congrats to Reek.

Is not!

And that was a private conversation.

 

[Reek]

Oh it's over already? I wasn't given enough time to cast a protest vote for Jill Stein.

Oh look!!!!!! Sawyer is pretending not to love me... AGAIN... It's ok you cute little cupcake... I forgive you as usual.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh look!!!!!! Sawyer is pretending not to love me... AGAIN... It's ok you cute little cupcake... I forgive you as usual.

Your relationship with Papa Greyjoy has lead you to believe that a lack of disdain = love, you poor soul.

 

[Reek]

Come over here and let me spank you silly boy.

 

[Reek]

*Hype Note: A lack of hatred from Sawyer can be construed as love*

 

[Sawyer]

Come over here and let me spank you silly boy.

You're not my GOP congressman, you can't speak to me like that.

 

[Reek]

I'm famous. I can do whatever I want. Big league spanking.

 

[Kane52630]

Congrats Reek, you're moving on to round 3!

 

[dude stannis]

That one was certainly a close call.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

That one was certainly a close call.

 

[jokesonm3]

I only needed a small loan of 50 votes.

So damn close...