Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch III: Civil War -Match 4/Lightning Round- DOG LIPS vs Not Jake

[Lackey]

Is that supposed to be funny? I didnt laugh.

that's because you don't have a penis, we went over this already

I tried to market a cock koozie but the idea of penis and thermo-foam cup coming together only excited a small demographic

 

[LEX]

Now I know why Elton John wrote "Like a candle in the wind"

Life is full of surprise.

 

[The Lumberjack]

DAMN! I meant to vote for DL.

 

[jaguarr]

DAMN! I meant to vote for DL.

Dita says you wound up voting for the right person and that anyone who hasn't voted for Not Jake, yet, need to go do so....NOW!

http://dita.****aliciousboi.com/pinupweb_1736_75642163.jpg

jag

 

[Calvin]

DAMN! I meant to vote for DL.

Jesus christ you blue-faced goon, you're killin' me!

 

[The Lumberjack]

Jesus christ you blue-faced goon, you're killin' me!

I've had a long days. I'm not even going to make any other excuses.

 

[LEX]

Dita says you wound up voting for the right person and that anyone who hasn't voted for Not Jake, yet, need to go do so....NOW!

http://dita.****aliciousboi.com/pinupweb_1736_75642163.jpg

jag

May she punish and spank me?

 

[Lackey]

one of the greatest posts to ever grace the Hype

Daddy cuts holes in my jeans so he can give me inside spankings.

 

[Da Docta]

one of the greatest posts to ever grace the Hype

You really like him, huh?

 

[Lackey]

You really like him, huh?

we're penis pals

 

[Da Docta]

we're penis pals

fabulous

 

[Sabretooth]

Aha! It seems I have turned the tables!

 

[LEX]

Aha! It seems I have turned the tables!

Go, Red, go.

 

[Eric Draven]

Aha! It seems I have turned the tables!

Oh great, why'd it have to be you?

 

[Sabretooth]

Oh great, why'd it have to be you?

Cause a friend in need is a friend indeed.

 

[Da Docta]

Cause a friend in need is a friend indeed.

fabulous

 

[Eric Draven]

Cause a friend in need is a friend indeed.

Bah, you can't see me

 

[LEX]

Cause a friend in need is a friend indeed.

Yo, you just busted a rhyme.

 

[Sabretooth]

Bah, you can't see me

I don't want to. You give me maple syrup and that is all I care about.

 

[Sabretooth]

Yo, you just busted a rhyme.

Awesome. Maybe me and gangsta Mario can team up and make an album together

 

[Da Docta]

Awesome. Maybe me and gangsta Mario can team up and make an album together

I'll ask him. Peach could be your ho.

I saw that edit, BTW.

 

[TheCheshireCat]

I <3 Toven

 

[LEX]

Awesome. Maybe me and gangsta Mario can team up and make an album together

I'd buy that.

 

[Tsunulia]

Wierdness...................





Carry on.

 

[LEX]

Wierdness...................





Carry on.

Since when aren't these threads weird?