Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 11 Erzengel vs dpm07

[jaguarr]

LOL Shadow.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Stephen Colbert just named Robots as Number 2 on The Threatdown, second only to Winnie The Pooh. Sorry guys, but you both lose but not as much as Kipobe does.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

What was #1?

 

[DOG LIPS]

This is going to be a huge robot ass whoopin.

 

[jaguarr]

What was #1?

I feel like J.P. Prewitt, the World's Greatest Hand Model when he said "Are you serious? I...just...told you that..."

jag

 

[ShadowBoxing]

ShadowBoxing: Fish are jumping eh GoldenAgeHero
GoldenAgeHero: I guess so
ShadowBoxing: Hey whats the matter
GoldenAgeHero: I don't know ShadowBoxing, I guess I just miss my dad
ShadowBoxing: Don't worry Morg will be back soon....whoa hey I caught something
GoldenAgehero: Wow look at the size of it
ShadowBoxing: yep its a whopper alright
GAH: Hey the shuttles coming...lets watch it land
SB: Talk about dull em-o
GAH: Hurry I don't wanna miss it
(gets on skateboard...hits rock)
caught by SB
SB: If your gonna ride you emo ride in style

GAH: Hey lets stop here
SB: Why settle for a peak, when you can see everything from lookout mountain

JAG: A little to the left, a little more

SB goes straight through the baracade

JAG: Turbo revin' young punk, I'll straighten ya out yet.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Wait, who am I again, Shadow?

 

[DBella]

Of all the robots in existence, why was dpm07 paired with the one from Lost in Space? Why couldn't it have been the Terminator?

 

[Erzengel]

C'mon Daniel is obviously Master Chief or Last Meatbag.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Wait, who am I again, Shadow?

I changed it, I think I am going to make you someone else instead....maybe Grimlock, I'm thinking Grimlock

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Of all the robots in existence, why was dpm07 paired with the one from Lost in Space? Why couldn't it have been the Terminator?

Because I dont care about this match and I want this entire thing to be finished.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Well Erz, all those bj's were for nothing, you're gonna stomp dpm07's ass in half.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I changed it, I think I am going to make you someone else instead....maybe Grimlock, I'm thinking Grimlock

I want to be someone more important dammit.

 

[Erzengel]

I regret nothing.

 

[DBella]

Because I dont care about this match and I want this entire thing to be finished.

Will this be the last round, Holly?
Forget this match. Let's go have a slumber party instead.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I regret nothing.

That's the spirit!

















*ZZZZZIP*

 

[Batman]

Will this be the last round, Holly?
Forget this match. Let's go have a slumber party instead.

...Hot...

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Will this be the last round, Holly?
Forget this match. Let's go have a slumber party instead.

Theres still Round 3, then Round 4..then the final 3 way match.
It should go faster now though. Its all fun and games until someone gets SARS.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

C'mon Daniel is obviously Master Chief or Last Meatbag.

No way that is so Golden age hero

Anyways what I have worked out so far

Erzengel: Optimus Prime
ShadowBoxing: Ultra Magnus
DOG LIPS: Hot Rod
Kup: JAG
Starscream: Zer00
Springer: Master Bruce
Blur: Musclesforsupes
Perceptor: ?
Prowl: JLBats
Cyclonus: Abaddon
Daniel: GAH
Spike: Morg
Arcee: DBella
Grimlock: ?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I want to be someone more important dammit.

Grimlock is important....you know what I'd be a better Ultra Magnus, you'd be Hot Rod

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Haha, Bella voted for dpm.

 

[Erzengel]

I can't believe I wasted all those lotion and tissue on either of you.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Grimlock is important....you know what I'd be a better Ultra Magnus, you'd be Hot Rod

Edit: MB is a mo.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Quit saying mo. I say mo and now youre all copying me.

 

[jaguarr]

Kup, as in Pickup Truck, is an old warhorse. A grizzled Autobot veteran with ten thousand tall tales from his one thousand adventures and a motto or word of advice for any situation. He is as brave as they come and as loyal, and sometimes as crotchety as a wet hen - especially when Hot Rod's adolescent thoughtlessness propels them into dangerous areas. Kup loves the Dinobots because they love hearing his tales of glory. When he transforms, Kup's vehicular mode is somewhat squarish and "old-fashioned" compared to some of the sleeker, "later model" Autobots, but he has no complaint about that. He sees himself as a seasoned campaigner with much knowledge to impart and he imparts it whether or not anyone has asked for it. He is sort of the Falstaff to Hot Rod's Prince Hal and he likes the role.



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