Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 12 Matt vs Calvin

[jaguarr]

I have about 3, want em?

That is awesome...

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

Someone post that thing in muscle's thread and reveal his secrets.

 

[Da Docta]

What exactly are his secrets?

Da Docta, yo

 

[jaguarr]

Someone post that thing in muscle's thread and reveal his secrets.

If that happens, his skull will 'splode!

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The guy could've cured AIDS but instead he made that.

 

[Calvin]

The guy could've cured AIDS but instead he made that.

At this point, can you safely say that won't eventually cure AIDS?

 

[Matt]

eh, sorry matt, but I gotta vote for my boy calvin.

Ouch, I have posters coming out of retirement to vote against me

Welcome back

 

[Matt]

Well, I officially concede. To my supporters, we've had a good run.

To Calvin and his supporters...**** you all

However, now that this is over...I admit...Calvin does not believe what TSOG says...he knows it...BEHOLD WHAT YOU HAVE VOTED FOR!!!

Thats right...Calvin is not only a reptilian...but a scientologist reptilian!

 

[Movies205]

I voted for matt... Even though he's an insufferable ****e in survivor, he's one of the few people that is cool to chat with in the misc. movies forum. Not to say Calvin isn't but he doesn't take well to people who have different ideas then him

 

[Stringer]

If they're both "cool" vote for who's more "hot."

But they're both "ugly"

 

[Calvin]

Well, I officially concede. To my supporters, we've had a good run.

To Calvin and his supporters...**** you all

However, now that this is over...I admit...Calvin does not believe what TSOG says...he knows it...BEHOLD WHAT YOU HAVE VOTED FOR!!!

Thats right...Calvin is not only a reptilian...but a scientologist reptilian!

My head is a purple buttocks

 

[jaguarr]

My head is a purple buttocks

Perhaps you could try an anti-histimine cream or something?

jag

 

[Calvin]

Perhaps you could try an anti-histimine cream or something?

jag

That's good eatin'.

 

[Mister J]

That's good eatin'.

Goes well with placenta.

 

[jaguarr]

Goes well with placenta.

Well, yes, but it's important that you don't overcook the placenta if you're going to serve it with anti-histamine cream. And serve the cream on the side with a bit of shaved horseradish, similar to how you would with a rare roast.

jag

 

[Mister J]

Well, yes, but it's important that you don't overcook the placenta if you're going to serve it with anti-histamine cream. And serve the cream on the side with a bit of shaved horseradish, similar to how you would with a rare roast.

jag

No doubt finished off with a fine Chianti...or a bottle of Thunderbird. Whatever's handy.

 

[Calvin]

I don't believe in stoves or microwaves, those are more bulls**t than medication.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I want my tonsils out, now.

 

[Calvin]

I want my tonsils out, now.

That really should be a self-performed operation.

 

[jaguarr]

No doubt finished off with a fine Chianti...or a bottle of Thunderbird. Whatever's handy.

No, no, no! Too sweet! Have you learned nothing?! Something as meaty and full-bodied as placenta requires a vintage that will match it. I would suggest a nice Merlot or Cabernet. You could get away with a Pinot Noir or Syrah in the summertime, but pick one of the less sugary varieties if you choose to go that route.

jag

 

[Mister J]

No, no, no! Too sweet! Have you learned nothing?! Something as meaty and full-bodied as placenta requires a vintage that will match it. I would suggest a nice Merlot or Cabernet. You could get away with a Pinot Noir or Syrah in the summertime, but pick one of the less sugary varieties if you choose to go that route.

jag

Of course. When I discuss such fine dining, I simply get ahead of myself.

 

[jaguarr]

Of course. When I discuss such fine dining, I simply get ahead of myself.

I understand. Your enthusiasm for the culinary arts is admirable. All this talk of fine dining has stoked my appetite!

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

I understand. Your enthusiasm for the culinary arts is admirable. All this talk of fine dining has stoked my appetite!

jag

Don't catch feelings, son!!!

 

[jaguarr]

Don't catch feelings, son!!!

You mad 'bout gettin' the ether, sukka!

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

You gonna get sonned, son!