Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 12 Matt vs Calvin

[Calvin]

I just can't compete with this.

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Calvin has genital warts.

Therefore, I make a request to Toven...

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Calvin lied about his Vietnam record

Hand me the election Toven...pull a 2000.

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Calvin is a scientologist.

Electoral votes win it for me, as my voters carry more clout...

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Calvin believes Thesumofgod's posts

One vote from TMOB should be worth ten votes from the likes of Dog Lips...or POWder-Man...or Mister J...I mean, comeon, for godsakes, the posters voting for Calvin suck

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Literally...and it was Calvin they sucked.

So Toven, I propose you hand me this round, on the grounds that my voters are more important than Calvins

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Who may or may not have pleasured him orally.

Wow, you crossed the line. So far everything in my campaign had been nothing but fact. Those were words that rhyme with Matt, those were terrible Matts throughout history, and it's absolutely true that you don't kid us not 100% of the time. I'd like to see you refute any of that.

As for your ridiculous claims, I got that STD cleared up very quickly, and I'm no scientologist.


.............. the rest might be true.

 

[Calvin]

Sub-text: Vote for me.

I complemented the Silverman avatar first

 

[DOG LIPS]

 

[Calvin]

Beer, considering my history with alcohol, it would be a travesty if you didn't vote for me.

 

[BEER]

You have done me and my people well, Calvin.

 

[Calvin]

Proud to do it.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

What can I say? Gloves had to come off.

By the way Lackey, the new avatar is brilliant.

Sarah Silverman > everyone. Plus she has a very very nice rack. Something I did not realize until I was laying in bed sick one afternoon and watched some ****ty Norm McDonald movie on UPN in which she wore a bikini.

eh not bad

 

[BEER]

Holy package I would bang Silverman's face off.

 

[Calvin]

Holy package I would bang Silverman's face off.

Beer goggles not needed for Silverman. A total babe who's hardcore hilarious.

 

[BEER]

I bet she berates you while having sex. "Harder!! You're so damn small!! You done yet???"


So hot.

 

[Erzengel]

As long as you did it through a hole in the sheet you're fine.

 

[Da Docta]

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[The Lumberjack]

Somebody tell me who to vote for......and who gets my other 8 votes.

 

[BEER]

Somebody tell me who to vote for......and who gets my other 8 votes.

Do 4 times each.

 

[Vicki]

Somebody tell me who to vote for......and who gets my other 8 votes.

Calvin's your man.

 

[Da Docta]

Somebody tell me who to vote for......and who gets my other 8 votes.

Vote for the winner; Calvin.

 

[Matt]

Wow, you crossed the line. So far everything in my campaign had been nothing but fact. Those were words that rhyme with Matt, those were terrible Matts throughout history, and it's absolutely true that you don't kid us not 100% of the time. I'd like to see you refute any of that.

As for your ridiculous claims, I got that STD cleared up very quickly, and I'm no scientologist.


.............. the rest might be true.

I have never once kidded...and if you are not a scientologist...how do you explain....THIS?!?!?!?!?!?

See that guy whose head you can barely see in the far left of the picture? That's Calvin.......with Tom Cruise!

 

[Da Docta]

Calvin's your man.

Don't steal my name

 

[Calvin]

Somebody tell me who to vote for......and who gets my other 8 votes.

I voted for you over a chick.

 

[Matt]

Somebody tell me who to vote for......and who gets my other 8 votes.

Well, you can either vote for me...or a Scientologist who believes what Thesumofgod says. Your choice.

 

[Calvin]

I have never once kidded...and if you are not a scientologist...how do you explain....THIS?!?!?!?!?!?

See that guy whose head you can barely see in the far left of the picture? That's Calvin.......with Tom Cruise!

That man is angry and obviously not a scientologist, if he were, he'd be smiling, content in the fact that Tom Cruise knows what's good for him.

Why are Tom and Nicole joining forces to pop a zit?

 

[Calvin]

Well, you can either vote for me...or a Scientologist who believes what Thesumofgod says. Your choice.

Considering that Sumofgod hates me, it's pretty clear who's the dastardly liar here. Matt slaughters cute little babies by clubbing them with seals.

 

[BEER]

Tom Cruise is glib.

 

[jaguarr]

Considering that Sumofgod hates me, it's pretty clear who's the dastardly liar here. Matt slaughters cute little babies by clubbing them with seals.

So you're promoting the fact that your opponent is concerned about the serious overpopulation problem on our planet and is actually doing something about it?

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Lumberjack, vote for Matt.