Hype! Deathmatch: Round 1, Match 1: Spider-Aziz vs JJJ's Ulcer

[ComicChick]

I'M borderline trolling? I'm not FEELING like i'm being picked on and insulted I definitely am. And it shouldn't be happening in the first place, I thought thats what moderators were for, to put a stop to THAT

XB, it was mentioned numerous times in the official thread and i am fairly certain sporadically through the subsequent ones, that the deathmatches would be moderated loosely as trash talking and insults are the nature of the game. as long as no one is using profanity, inappropriate images etc, then trash talking and banter is encouraged.

a lot of people didn't like the campaigning route from years past, where the threads were dead and people resorted to Private Messaging strangers en masse. this year i said i'd let it go a little more loosely to promote involvement in the games and to make it a little more fun for everyone. this has even ended up in cases where people pick sides, like political parties of a sort and "campaign" even if the posters in the matches are unaware (or aware :evil

if you feel you are being picked on, despite the fact that those who are doing it have stated they are clearly not, and just going on with the nature of the game, then my best suggestion would be to remove yourself from the discussion and they will move on to other posters.

however, i would like to say that i think if you relaxed a little, and took everything said with a grain of salt and even starting dishing it back a little, you may find yourself enjoying your time more and hopefully will get involved in the other matches. perhaps one day, we'll even find you participating

 

[ComicChick]

You should both keep making accounts and voting for yourselves

that's actually not allowed

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

At the end of the first ever Death match, Gilbert Gottfried pulled some Mortal Kombat **** and ripped out Rodney Dangerfield's spine.

Okaaaaaaay..... Ambien's kicked in!!!!

You forgot that it was actually John Stamos who started it through! Godfried won it, but Stamos started it in order to keep Bob Saget distracted from ************ Kimmy Gibbler and Dave Coulier.

 

[W/ Great Power]

Your momma, after she slept your brother.

They decided to fight to the death afterward because THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

After she slept with my brother or slapped my brother? It's kind of an important detail, so do tell and I'll get back to you.

It looks like the grammar police has a new suspect.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Man F**K THE POLICE!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

And both. Momma loved her seas rough and boisterous.

 

[Spider-Who?]

You forgot that it was actually John Stamos who started it through! Godfried won it, but Stamos started it in order to keep Bob Saget distracted from ************ Kimmy Gibbler and Dave Coulier.

Can confirm. Was there. Dialup was a *****.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

XB, it was mentioned numerous times in the official thread and i am fairly certain sporadically through the subsequent ones, that the deathmatches would be moderated loosely as trash talking and insults are the nature of the game. as long as no one is using profanity, inappropriate images etc, then trash talking and banter is encouraged.

a lot of people didn't like the campaigning route from years past, where the threads were dead and people resorted to Private Messaging strangers en masse. this year i said i'd let it go a little more loosely to promote involvement in the games and to make it a little more fun for everyone. this has even ended up in cases where people pick sides, like political parties of a sort and "campaign" even if the posters in the matches are unaware (or aware :evil

if you feel you are being picked on, despite the fact that those who are doing it have stated they are clearly not, and just going on with the nature of the game, then my best suggestion would be to remove yourself from the discussion and they will move on to other posters.

however, i would like to say that i think if you relaxed a little, and took everything said with a grain of salt and even starting dishing it back a little, you may find yourself enjoying your time more and hopefully will get involved in the other matches. perhaps one day, we'll even find you participating

yeah I got it. it took me a little while but now I get what this thread is. the quarrels i've been having however was directly with the ulcer, which is why I showed up to the thread in the first place.

but you right, I'm chilling in the background now

and I do hope I get to participate one day. let's see what my rep becomes among y'all in the next few years

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Literally just declare JJJ's as the winrar so that Aziz won't ruin threads.

What?

this thread is so cash

Saying 'dope' will never look normal.
This new weirdness looks kinda fine in comparison.

 

[\S/JcDc\S/]

Ah cute, I'm not even 30 but need prune juice Listen here Porker and Batty vs Pooperman, if you are having a problem with your severely late onset of puberty... don't lash out against those who you deem superior.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I have Winrar as a program. I use it to unzip human centipede movie. /typical Aziz post.

 

[BatmanVSuperman]

Can confirm. Was there. Dialup was a *****.

Dial up? Dayum, you must be in menopause by now

 

[Spider-Who?]

Dial up? Dayum, you must be in menopause by now

I'm gonna punch you in the d.

 

[Spider-Who?]

Never mind. Broke my hip.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Ah cute, I'm not even 30 but need prune juice Listen here Porker and Batty vs Pooperman, if you are having a problem with your severely late onset of puberty... don't lash out against those who you deem superior.

Not being able to remember names is a sign senility. I recommend you get help for that. You know, I'll throw you a bone too.

*Throws viagara at him.*

Betty White's waiting for you in the other room. You can enjoy your 2 hours of foreplay but after that you only have 5 minutes before she falls asleep, so make sure Matlock isn't on or you're just not gonna get any tonight.

 

[ComicChick]

yeah I got it. it took me a little while but now I get what this thread is. the quarrels i've been having however was directly with the ulcer, which is why I showed up to the thread in the first place.

but you right, I'm chilling in the background now

and I do hope I get to participate one day. let's see what my rep becomes among y'all in the next few years

now we're getting somewhere

and since i was so helpful and encouraging, you should totally vote for me every time

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I'm gonna punch you in the d.

This needs to be more a response to things now.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I have Winrar as a program. I use it to unzip human centipede movie. /typical Aziz post.

I'm gonna use winrar to Alabama Hot Pocket you.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Make sense, Aziz.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I really hope this 42/42 tie ends with Aziz: 42, JJJ's: 69

 

[Spider-Who?]

This needs to be more a response to things now.

Try it. It's liberating.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Make sense, Aziz.

You first.

I really hope this 42/42 tie ends with Aziz: 42, JJJ's: 69

Zip it Bae Cash.

 

[W/ Great Power]

And both. Momma loved her seas rough and boisterous.

You're mistaking my momma for Captain Crunch.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

now we're getting somewhere

and since i was so helpful and encouraging, you should totally vote for me every time

yeah i will lol

...except didn't you win your election by a landslide????

 

[Sawyer]

Batboards: We like it here. We're gonna stay!
Everyone else:

Death of the Community.