Hype! Deathmatch: Round 1, Match 1: Spider-Aziz vs JJJ's Ulcer

[Spider-Who?]

why would i be laughing if i AM the joke

EVERYONE is the joke. THAT is what you are missing. We are all poking fun at each other, but you are purposefully ignoring that so you can play some sort of victim card. Let it go. Have fun. Poke back. For example, I came in hear to give Aziz a hard time. He took it in stride and joked back instead of whining about it. And even though I'd prefer to punch him in the d over voting for him, he and I are cool because no body means any of the stuff being said because everyone is mature enough to give and recieve the ribbings without making up fictional atrocities in here.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Ok fine. I may be new to SHH, but you are a newbie in life! (I'm sorry if that was insulting though )

 

[Sawyer]

Some of these posters in this thread should grow a pair. Either you come in, and throw shade, fight, call people a ****, *****, or ************************, or STAY OUT THE ************* THREAD.

I may or may not be drunk right now.

Guuuuuuuurl.

 

[BatmanVSuperman]

At least I got a gold star!

 

[Perfect Cell]

I want to know what the really long censored word was.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

This has been insane. And exhausting. I know this DM was particularly crazy, but I can see why people do Death-matches once and then never again.

Anyone have any good old DM stories? What was the deal with Bill and Cory's DM that got it deleted? Tell me a bedtime story while I wait for my sleeping pill to kick in.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Guuuuuuuurl.

You're goddamn right.

And me and Sawyer's deathmatch last year got heated. We fought. We battled. I may have even called him the M word.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

You're goddamn right.

And me and Sawyer's deathmatch last year got heated. We fought. We battled. I may have even called him the M word.

Marsupial?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

This has been insane. And exhausting. I know this DM was particularly crazy, but I can see why people do Death-matches once and then never again.

Anyone have any good old DM stories? What was the deal with Bill and Cory's DM that got it deleted? Tell me a bedtime story while I wait for my sleeping pill to kick in.

Deathmatch begins


*after Billy takes the early lead*
Billy: I have the early lead! Who is the Cory guy anyway?
Cory: I'm gonna get Batboards
Batboards: We all vote for Cory!
Billy: Who the hell are you guys?
Batboards: We're the Batboards? Who the hell are you?
Billy: Batboards? F**k you guys.
Batboards: F**k you too.
Everyone else: *Gets their popcorn ready*
Cory: Wait, I don't even like the Batboards
Batboards: F**k you too.
Cory: F**k you back.
*followed by pages of gifs by Batboards posters*
Cory: Time to send for more help.
*Cory Messages people, including Matt*
Matt: I hate Billy. I'm gonna get all the mods to vote against him.
Mods: We all vote for Cory!
Billy: *Screams*
Everyone Else: More Popcorn Eating!
Matt: Billy's also cheating
Billy: Cory's Cheating
Batboards: They're both cheating
Billy and Cory: F**k you Batboards!
Everyone Else: *Even More popcorn eating*
Billy: This is mod bias!
Matt: I'm just doing my job.
Everyone else: * Eats Popcorn*
*Eventually it ends in a tie*
Batboards: We like it here. We're gonna stay!
Everyone else:

 

[Aesop Rocks]

this thread is so cash

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

You're goddamn right.

And me and Sawyer's deathmatch last year got heated. We fought. We battled. I may have even called him the M word.

Real heated or joke heated? I can't imagine you and Saw getting real heated.

 

[W/ Great Power]

I'm new to the deathmatches, but I must say I love the concept of how it all works.

I realize the matches were started years ago, but who started them?

 

[\S/JcDc\S/]

Ok fine. I may be new to SHH, but you are a newbie in life! (I'm sorry if that was insulting though )

You and Parker are both newbs to me. I'm a 2003'er of SHH. I piss on you guys and your job is to pretend it's f'n smart water and like it!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

this thread is so cash

Please tell me that's not gonna be your new thing. It's embarrassing.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Deathmatch begins


*after Billy takes the early lead*
Billy: I have the early lead! Who is the Cory guy anyway?
Cory: I'm gonna get Batboards
Batboards: We all vote for Cory!
Billy: Who the hell are you guys?
Batboards: We're the Batboards? Who the hell are you?
Billy: Batboards? F**k you guys.
Batboards: F**k you too.
Everyone else: *Gets their popcorn ready*
Cory: Wait, I don't even like the Batboards
Batboards: F**k you too.
Cory: F**k you back.
*followed by pages of gifs by Batboards posters*
Cory: Time to send for more help.
*Cory Messages people, including Matt*
Matt: I hate Billy. I'm gonna get all the mods to vote against him.
Mods: We all vote for Cory!
Billy: *Screams*
Everyone Else: More Popcorn Eating!
Matt: Billy's also cheating
Billy: Cory's Cheating
Batboards: They're both cheating
Billy and Cory: F**k you Batboards!
Everyone Else: *Even More popcorn eating*
Billy: This is mod bias!
Matt: I'm just doing my job.
Everyone else: * Eats Popcorn*
*Eventually it ends in a tie*
Batboards: We like it here. We're gonna stay!
Everyone else:

You forgot the part where Bill threatened to leave and never come back.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Literally just declare JJJ's as the winrar so that Aziz won't ruin threads.

Me?
GTFO?

pinchy i swear it's like you're reading my mind
or at least my posts from early on.

had Aziz not made a stink, he wouldn't be in here right now. SF declined for example and everyone respected that. when you make a spectacle, of course people are going to encourage you to keep it up, it's the internet after all. i even volunteered to not play so more fresh blood could participate but i got voted in so i'm going to play.

I declined... I declined. People respectfully nominated me, so I had to decline again.

in real life, when you don't want to talk to someone, you ignore them. in the internet, when you don't want to play a game, you stay out of the game threads. SCIENCE! vote CC!

Past...experience....said I should...check again.......

 

[Spider-Who?]

You and Parker are both newbs to me. I'm a 2003'er of SHH. I piss on you guys and your job is to pretend it's f'n smart water and like it!

Hmmm. I guess I need to figure out what I'm going to make you drink.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

You and Parker are both newbs to me. I'm a 2003'er of SHH. I piss on you guys and your job is to pretend it's f'n smart water and like it!

Too bad he needs to go through a few gallons of prune juice and work up a sweat *********ing to Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman before he could work up the energy to actually piss.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I'm new to the deathmatches, but I must say I love the concept of how it all works.

I realize the matches were started years ago, but who started them?

Gilbert Gottfried

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

You forgot the part where Bill threatened to leave and never come back.

He used to do that once a month.

 

[BatmanVSuperman]

I will never look at this the same

#scarred

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I'm new to the deathmatches, but I must say I love the concept of how it all works.

I realize the matches were started years ago, but who started them?

Your momma, after she slept your brother.

They decided to fight to the death afterward because THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

#scarred

I usually just smack it out his hand. He's old, he can't bend over to get it up, along with not being able to get it up in other areas.

BOOM, I NEED A HIGH FIVE!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

At the end of the first ever Death match, Gilbert Gottfried pulled some Mortal Kombat **** and ripped out Rodney Dangerfield's spine.

Okaaaaaaay..... Ambien's kicked in!!!!

 

[BatmanVSuperman]

I usually just smack it out his hand. He's old, he can't bend over to get it up, along with not being able to get it up in other areas.

BOOM, I NEED A HIGH FIVE!

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