Hype! Deathmatch: The Return!

[The Original Bamfer]

Like this?

Yeah, actually.

 

[enterthemadness]

Yeah, actually.

I have a golden idea. Let's team up and run the tables in this thing, then face off in the finals.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

 

[JP]

I have a golden idea. Let's team up and run the tables in this thing, then face off in the finals.

That's plausible!

 

[enterthemadness]

That's plausible!

Not with you running it though.

 

[SuperFerret]

Except that Bamf is known for his treachery, and ETM is already looking pretty shifty.

 

[JP]

I know! It's all me! Ruining your plans, and such.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Why is everyone confused?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I have a golden idea. Let's team up and run the tables in this thing, then face off in the finals.

What? Also, no.

 

[enterthemadness]

I know! It's all me! Ruining your plans, and such.

I bet you feed me to the Lions in round 1 and I lose 255-1 somehow.

 

[SuperFerret]

You'd vote for yourself? You dishonorable cur!

 

[JP]

Lions aren't against the rules.

 

[Kane52630]

To be honest Diane, im surprised.

 

[enterthemadness]

You'd vote for yourself? You dishonorable cur!

Never said I was honest Abe. t:

Lions aren't against the rules.

Oh oh...

To be honest Diane, im surprised.

 

[JP]

Contenders so far...

1. The Immortal!
2. Spider-Fan
3. The Squirrel
4. Kane52630
5. Aesop Rocks
6. SuperFerret
7. Bruce Banner
8. THE MR. TERRIFIC
9. Hound55
10. BizarroAids
11. ComicChick
12. Matt
13. Marx
14. chaseter
15. Logan's Lady
16. The Original Bamfer
17. knowsbleed
18. KALEL114
19. Drakon
20. NotAHenchWench
21. Asteroid-Man
22. Alex The Great
23. JewishHobbit


9 MORE CONTESTANTS NEEDED. ANYONE?

 

[SuperFerret]

My name isn't Abe, Diane.

 

[enterthemadness]

My name isn't Abe, Diane.

No, no, no, I said I was never honest Abe, as in Abe Lincoln, Abe.

 

[JP]

Who?

 

[enterthemadness]

Who?

That dead guy on the $5 American bill.

 

[SuperFerret]

I'm alive and well, and that's President Lincoln on the $5 bill, who is someone that I am not.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Jane you ignorant ****.

 

[JP]

Wait, Ferret is on the $5 bill?!?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'll vote for you if you vote for me! Promsies!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I'm going to vote for Bamfer, SO HARD.

 

[enterthemadness]

I'll vote for you if you vote for me! Promsies!

I wouldn't vote for you if you got me a subway sandwhich, pal.