Hype! Deathmatch: The Return!

If Sarah Palin ran for office in 2012, and bought be a Subway Sandwich, I'd vote for her.
 
If Sarah Palin ran for office in 2012, and bought be a Subway Sandwich, I'd vote for her.

If Sarah Palin ran for office in 2012 and brought me a footlong meatball sub with bacon and cheese on whitebread and planted a kiss on my cheek, I WOULD vote for her.

^But that won't happen, so no vote.
 
If Sarah Palin ran for office in 2012 and brought me a footlong meatball sub with bacon and cheese on whitebread and planted a kiss on my cheek, I WOULD vote for her.

^But that won't happen, so no vote.
If Sarah Palin planted a kiss on my cheek I'd plant my foot in her ass.
 
wait, is Sarah Palin in this Hype Deathmatch?
 
She may or may not be the final ultimate deathmatch.
 
I would do Palin, but then I'd feed her to a weremoose. But I have a policy against voting.
 
But her wipes would have her germs on them already and he'll just be spreading around the Palinococcus.
 
I nom Erz and Darthphere and Jag and ShadowBoxing and Toven and Wilhelm.
 
All of this Sarah Palin talk is making me sick. How 'bout those 'DeathMatches'!?!
 
I say we put Marx up against Palin, give him an ax, and turn the lights out. :o
 

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