Deathmatch Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 2 Match 8: Wilhelm-Scream vs. Matt

[jaguarr]

You two should just hug it out, b1tch!

jag

 

[The Squirrel]

Matt.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Praise Jesus!

 

[Vilya]

Wilheim have my vote

 

[Erzengel]

Disqualified votes:

Forever is over (3 years+, 205 posts, 0.17 posts a day)
Hoban (1 year+, 55 posts, 0.14 posts a day)
The Comicbook Kid ( Almost 8 months, 116 posts, 0.51 posts a day)
Web Slinging (Almost 5 years, 266 jpsts, 0.15 posts a day)

Grinder, J. Jonah Jameson, k18 are all newbies joining in the last month. But I will give them the benefit of the doubt, unless a mod gets back to me that they aren't legit.

Which leaves the score 37-37. As of right now, I'm going to let them both advance but my decisiion can change if information comes back.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Wowaweewa

 

[jaguarr]

Talk in the new threads!

jag

 

[DBella]

Disqualified votes:

Forever is over (3 years+, 205 posts, 0.17 posts a day)
Hoban (1 year+, 55 posts, 0.14 posts a day)
The Comicbook Kid ( Almost 8 months, 116 posts, 0.51 posts a day)
Web Slinging (Almost 5 years, 266 jpsts, 0.15 posts a day)

Grinder, J. Jonah Jameson, k18 are all newbies joining in the last month. But I will give them the benefit of the doubt, unless a mod gets back to me that they aren't legit.

Which leaves the score 37-37. As of right now, I'm going to let them both advance but my decisiion can change if information comes back.

I think there should be a tie-breaker. You should give them both a task and the one who completes the task first or does it better wins.

Task could be... rapping. I dunno... Just a suggestion.

 

[DBella]

Talk in the new threads!

jag

There's no new thread!

Is there?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I dunno, it was a game...it was all in good fun...then the second Wil starts to lose he turns around and starts saying I cheated because I asked people from Spider-Man and Superman forums to vote. He starts taking shots at me, and frankly...I'm not sure why.

LOL, Oh my God Matt, you're seeing my comments through the wrong prescription.

I never said you cheated 'cause you didn't cheat. It's really lame that you can say stuff jokingly or in a less than serious way but I can't.

If you'll recall, I didn't "start taking shots at you when I started to lose".
I started taking shots at you when I began to read your posts that weren't dealing with politics (I agree with most of your thoughts on politics), specifically when you said the ******ed thing about the Beatles, which Erz referenced in the title of our match.

I never once said you "cheated", 'cause you didn't. You won!
The only reason I even posted my last post yesterday was because I hate people who vocally enjoy winning and then when they're not winning they just act like they don't care anymore and disappear...like all the Christians I've debated who are super-mouthy and confident and then when I destroy their point, they disappear instead of saying "wh00ps, I suck."

I didn't want people to think I was doing that so I explained that the reason I don't care about the Death Matches anymore is not because I was losing to a *****y-weasel (I have lost to *****ier weasels) or because I was losing at all (of course I've lost before, 'cause I've never gone all the way and I was happy to lose to the likes of DOG LIPS, etc.), but because when it started out, regardless of the name "Hype Death Match", I knew everyone who was voting, because it was Community people who knew about it and were voting.
I'm not interested in last ditch attempts at appealing to total strangers. To me that would be the definition of "taking it too seriously", lol.

I don't go anywhere else but Community, so of COURSE it's going to be more fun for me when it's all people I know involved, 'cause it's not like the Olympics where a Spaniard can meet a Samoan for the first time and fairly compete in the same sport. It's based on your history of posting. (I never saw it before as a competition based on how prolific a poster you are, or how broad your comicbook interests are, but instead on the quality of your posts, and I have always hated, for instance, people who say a movie "sucks" when they haven't even seen it.)

Then it has some kind of meaning which makes it more fun, like, "OMG, Darthphere, you b****. I can't believe you didn't vote for me! " instead of "Oh no. "Forever is over" didn't vote for me!" Duh

But, after the match started, Erz took a poll to see if it should be Community Battles, or Hype-wide, and most people wanted Hype-wide, at which point I said, "Whelp, I can't compete anymore if it's Hype-wide, 'cause I literally don't/won't post anywhere but Community. *shrug*"

It all seems pretty obvious and reasonable to me, lol *shrug*
We don't know eachother that well, so you probably don't remember that I always speak with a grandiose Dr. Doom-like tone in the Death Matches.
I didn't actually go home last night howling at the red sky about how "empty, cold and lonely" your victory is, lol

chill, mama...and

 

[Mee]

Shenanagins!

 

[jaguarr]

LOL, Oh my God Matt, you're seeing my comments through the wrong prescription.

I never said you cheated 'cause you didn't cheat. It's really lame that you can say stuff jokingly or in a less than serious way but I can't.

If you'll recall, I didn't "start taking shots at you when I started to lose".
I started taking shots at you when I began to read your posts that weren't dealing with politics (I agree with most of your thoughts on politics), specifically when you said the ******ed thing about the Beatles, which Erz referenced in the title of our match.

I never once said you "cheated", 'cause you didn't. You won!
The only reason I even posted my last post yesterday was because I hate people who vocally enjoy winning and then when they're not winning they just act like they don't care anymore and disappear...like all the Christians I've debated who are super-mouthy and confident and then when I destroy their point, they disappear instead of saying "wh00ps, I suck."

I didn't want people to think I was doing that so I explained that the reason I don't care about the Death Matches anymore is not because I was losing to a *****y-weasel (I have lost to *****ier weasels) or because I was losing at all (of course I've lost before, 'cause I've never gone all the way and I was happy to lose to the likes of DOG LIPS, etc.), but because when it started out, regardless of the name "Hype Death Match", I knew everyone who was voting, because it was Community people who knew about it and were voting.
I'm not interested in last ditch attempts at appealing to total strangers. To me that would be the definition of "taking it too seriously", lol.

I don't go anywhere else but Community, so of COURSE it's going to be more fun for me when it's all people I know involved, 'cause it's not like the Olympics where a Spaniard can meet a Samoan for the first time and fairly compete in the same sport. It's based on your history of posting. (I never saw it before as a competition based on how prolific a poster you are, or how broad your comicbook interests are, but instead on the quality of your posts, and I have always hated, for instance, people who say a movie "sucks" when they haven't even seen it.)

Then it has some kind of meaning which makes it more fun, like, "OMG, Darthphere, you b****. I can't believe you didn't vote for me! " instead of "Oh no. "Forever is over" didn't vote for me!" Duh

But, after the match started, Erz took a poll to see if it should be Community Battles, or Hype-wide, and most people wanted Hype-wide, at which point I said, "Whelp, I can't compete anymore if it's Hype-wide, 'cause I literally don't/won't post anywhere but Community. *shrug*"

It all seems pretty obvious and reasonable to me, lol *shrug*
We don't know eachother that well, so you probably don't remember that I always speak with a grandiose Dr. Doom-like tone in the Death Matches.
I didn't actually go home last night howling at the red sky about how "empty, cold and lonely" your victory is, lol

chill, mama...and

Poor Wil.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

What does a woman's breast feel like?

 

[jaguarr]

What does a woman's breast feel like?

Ask Tangled Web.

jag

 

[X-Chick]

Disqualified votes:

Forever is over (3 years+, 205 posts, 0.17 posts a day)
Hoban (1 year+, 55 posts, 0.14 posts a day)
The Comicbook Kid ( Almost 8 months, 116 posts, 0.51 posts a day)
Web Slinging (Almost 5 years, 266 jpsts, 0.15 posts a day)

Grinder, J. Jonah Jameson, k18 are all newbies joining in the last month. But I will give them the benefit of the doubt, unless a mod gets back to me that they aren't legit.

Which leaves the score 37-37. As of right now, I'm going to let them both advance but my decisiion can change if information comes back.

That seems like crap, especially how its suddenly just in this match that votes get disqualified.

 

[Erzengel]

That seems like crap, especially how its suddenly just in this match that votes get disqualified.

Listen sister, I disqualified votes in other matches previously.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Votes were thrown out in the Superman79/SB battle right?

 

[Erzengel]

I think that was the one.

 

[BRUTAL]

Praise Jesus!

For forth and spread my gospel my son.

What does a woman's breast feel like?

A bag of sand...

 

[jaguarr]

A bag of sand...

The hell kinda women you been feelin' up?

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

X-Chick, I'll gladly hand the win to Matt. I seriously can't compete if we're allowing posters who don't even post once a day. But to be fair, I have seen Erz disqualify votes in the other matches, Mmkay?

If you say it's "suddenly in this match votes get disqualified" you're just wrong, showing a clear Anti-Wilhelm bias.

 

[Erzengel]

Like casaba melons!!!

 

[BRUTAL]

The hell kinda women you been feelin' up?

jag

"40 Year Old Virgin" reference... failed.

Like casaba melons!!!

I remember those as being the standard melon on "Salute Your Shorts"...

 

[Mee]

If you say it's "suddenly in this match votes get disqualified" you're just wrong, showing a clear Anti-Wilhelm bias.

She doesn't have the fever.

 

[jaguarr]

"40 Year Old Virgin" reference... failed.

Sorry. Many moons have passed since I saw that film.

jag