Deathmatch Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 2 Match 8: Wilhelm-Scream vs. Matt

[Colossal Spoons]

Hahaha! Where the hell is that guy, anyway? He went on spring break and never returned. Maybe his travel mates killed him.

jag

There was a Strongest Man competition in Panama City, FL that week. I heard that after squatting 1790lbs, the government kidnapped him and now he's in Area 51.

True story

 

[Kyalesyin]

There was a Strongest Man competition in Panama City, FL that week. I heard that after squatting 1790lbs, the government kidnapped him and now he's in Area 51.

True story

Did you call his manicurist, his dentist and his nose-hair trimming technician to confirm this?

 

[BRUTAL]

[Taiwarrioz]Where y'all got 'dem Aay-lee-yuns?![/Taiwarriorz]

 

[Kyalesyin]

I miss all the fake Tai posts...

 

[jaguarr]

I miss all the fake Tai posts...

I really don't. They were funny for the first three or four times and then Shadowboxing became to lost in the character and we had a hard time bringing him back.

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

I really don't. They were funny for the first three or four times and then Shadowboxing became to lost in the character and we had a hard time bringing him back.

jag

What did you use to bring him back in the end?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Women

 

[jaguarr]

What did you use to bring him back in the end?

Spoons, Erz and I had spent days without sleep, trying to deprogram him using images of Cyclops from X-Men books and films. Erz got frustrated and wanted to start hitting him with a bag of Valencia Oranges, but we were concerned that it would only reinforce the FauxTaiwarriorz personality that had become dominant. Then I had the idea to play on the racist tendencies of the personality, so we had Spoons just hug him and say "I love you, man!". It got a little scary, there, for a bit. The FauxTai personality reacted violently and was enraged, fighting against the ropes we'd bound him with. He finally broke, though, long enough for Shadow's normal personality to take control and push the FauxTai out of his body. It was a very emotional time. I only fear that the FauxTai Demon is out there, unchecked, and may be looking for another host. *looks suspiciously at BRUTAL*

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I really don't. They were funny for the first three or four times and then Shadowboxing became to lost in the character and we had a hard time bringing him back.

jag

Truly it became creepy like the has-been ventriloquist who putters around the house arguing with his dummy.

p.s. It's Feaux Tai Demon

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I did catch Brutal playing Bass Fisher Pro on his XBox the other day...

*rubs chin*

 

[Kyalesyin]

Spoons, Erz and I had spent days without sleep, trying to deprogram him using images of Cyclops from X-Men books and films. Erz got frustrated and wanted to start hitting him with a bag of Valencia Oranges, but we were concerned that it would only reinforce the FauxTaiwarriorz personality that had become dominant. Then I had the idea to play on the racist tendencies of the personality, so we had Spoons just hug him and say "I love you, man!". It got a little scary, there, for a bit. The FauxTai personality reacted violently and was enraged, fighting against the ropes we'd bound him with. He finally broke, though, long enough for Shadow's normal personality to take control and push the FauxTai out of his body. It was a very emotional time. I only fear that the FauxTai Demon is out there, unchecked, and may be looking for another host. *looks suspiciously at BRUTAL*

jag

Damnit you bastard. I just pulled my stitches again. Thats too bloody funny.

 

[Kyalesyin]

I did catch Brutal playing Bass Fisher Pro on his XBox the other day...

*rubs chin*

Any signs of a die-hard urge to shoot ducks?

 

[BRUTAL]

*looks suspiciously at BRUTAL*

jag

Put down your trash can. Unlike SB I've already BEEN a good ol' boy. It's not something I usually talk about but there is no way I am reverting

 

[jaguarr]

Put down your trash can. Unlike SB I've already BEEN a good ol' boy. It's not something I usually talk about but there is no way I am reverting

Let's hope not for your sake. Otherwise Spoons is gonna have to hug you until you cry.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Any signs of a die-hard urge to shoot ducks?

No. Thankfully, Brutal's g/f is a duck enthusiast and she gave him an ultimatum: "My poontang or the ducks!"

He's yet to get back to her

 

[jaguarr]

"My poontang or the ducks". Ahhhhahahahahahaaaa!

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

No. Thankfully, Brutal's g/f is a duck enthusiast and she gave him an ultimatum: "My poontang or the ducks!"

He's yet to get back to her

Damnit, I liked those stitches! Thats sig worthy.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Stitches are overrated anyway

 

[Kyalesyin]

But they're holding my insides in!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Where's your skin!?

 

[Abaddon]

I think you should match up Abaddon, LS, and Matt and have a campaigning battle.

Wil should face the winner of the Brodie/Kip match.

Did Abaddon campaign? I didn't think he did.

that's because I didn't.

 

[BRUTAL]

... those sum*****in' ducks have it comin' though...

 

[Kyalesyin]

Where's your skin!?

Being held closed by the stitches. My appendix went. They had to operate.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I've seen your hair

You saw my fro? Okay. Good point. But I still don't want to be playmates with Jag's gay son. The loafer lightness changes everything.

You signature LIES!

Does not. Seeing Scarlett O'hara fall down those stairs in Gone With The Wind made me chuckle...and gave me inspiration.

 

[BRUTAL]

Does not.

Touche "chocolate face"