Hype Musicians

[Wilhelm-Scream]

*shoots Wilhelm*

thanks.
needed that.

 

[PLAS]

*shoots Wilhelm*

jag

cool!!!! we haven't even started and we already have creative differences, dead members, tumultous infighting and guns

we just need a couple of substance abusers

 

[DOG LIPS]

we just need a couple of substance abusers

*Raises paw*

 

[jaguarr]

*shoots Dog Lips (twice)*

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

*Takes away jag's squirt gun and grounds him*

 

[jaguarr]

*Takes away jag's squirt gun and grounds him*

*gets Dog Lips addicted to heroin*

jag

 

[Son Of Logan]

I'm an emcee. Among the many things I've done, I've recorded a few local albums and singles, been in numerous line-ups, and started my areas first and only live hiphop band. Currently I've been more into promoting, and I'm considering a collaboration with a metal band.

 

[DV8]

I can lay some phat-@$$ drum beats down . . . . I used to be in a band, and we would have been the next big thing, but then we broke up, and our dreams of fame, fortune, and hot, hot, hot groupie beeyitches getting dicked every night by yours truly soon diminished

I also have a pretty decent voice, but I've only sung at karaoke . . . . it's a lot different with an actual band . . . .

 

[DV8]

we just need a couple of substance abusers

I'm the man for that job

 

[PLAS]

and we need someone we can fire for whatever stupid reason and then slander as a "lame, mediocre musician

 

[Ronny Shade]

I can lay some phat-@$$ drum beats down . . . . I used to be in a band, and we would have been the next big thing, but then we broke up, and our dreams of fame, fortune, and hot, hot, hot groupie beeyitches getting dicked every night by yours truly soon diminished

I also have a pretty decent voice, but I've only sung at karaoke . . . . it's a lot different with an actual band . . . .

This post is a lot funnier if you pronounce "diminished" like "diminish-ed"

 

[jaguarr]

and we need someone we can fire for whatever stupid reason and then slander as a "lame, mediocre musician

I nominate Holly as an honorary musician, just for this purpose.

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

I nominate the name of this Hype super-group to be Skunk Butthole.

 

[Superman79]

I nominate Holly as an honorary musician, just for this purpose.

jag

I was going to nominate Erz...maybe both?

 

[Ronny Shade]

I nominate the name of this Hype super-group to be Skunk Butthole.

second

 

[Superman79]

okay, much better, but I don't like the barenaked ladies, unless they are actual barenaked ladies

we could probably include some of those in the stage show

 

[jaguarr]

I was going to nominate Erz...maybe both?

Sounds good. We'll fire them and then dedicate our first single, "Don't Catch Feelings" to them.

jag

 

[Superman79]

second

motion has been seconded...Do i hear a third for final validation??

 

[PLAS]

Sounds good. We'll fire them and then dedicate our first single, "Don't Catch Feelings" to them.

jag

this one goes to two great individuals who sadly didn't have the chops

 

[Superman79]

Sounds good. We'll fire them and then dedicate our first single, "Don't Catch Feelings" to them.

jag

I'm diggin it. You realize though, that Erz is the type to likely go all crazy like after letting him go and either stalk us, or try going solo a la Lance Bass or Ginger Spice, and just end up in Playboy

 

[jaguarr]

this one goes to two great individuals who sadly didn't have the chops

We'll invite Holly back for the reunion tour but then kick her out again. Erz, well we won't be on speaking terms with him by then.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

I'm diggin it. You realize though, that Erz is the type to likely go all crazy like after letting him go and either stalk us, or try going solo a la Lance Bass or Ginger Spice, and just end up in Playboy

Nahhh, he'll form his own group with GR87 and they'll hit it really big with their pop single "I Love You, Hooters Girl" but will face shame and ruin when it's discovered that they were only lip-synching to a middle-aged group of accomplished musicians who did the actual recording. Kids nation wide will scorn the chest bump they made famous and one of them will commit suicide as a result.

jag

 

[Superman79]

Nahhh, he'll form his own group with GR87 and they'll hit it really big with their pop single "I Love You, Hooters Girl" but will face shame and ruin when it's discovered that they were only lip-synching to a middle-aged group of accomplished musicians who did the actual recording. Kids nation wide will scorn the chest bump they made famous and one of them will commit suicide as a result.

jag

Don't forget the part where Carmen leaves GR87 for the scandal and he throws himself off WRigley Field's upper tier, only to survive with two broken legs and a burst spleen. Poor schmuck

 

[Ronny Shade]

motion has been seconded...Do i hear a third for final validation??

third

 

[jaguarr]

I have a feeling our first concert is gonna be like Altamont only with less pacifism.

jag