Hypelantis

[Ultron-5]

I will get to work on it immediately master



Hey you two can duke it out over who rules what, I'm just here to drop the funk!

I decree this to be the national anthem of Hypelantis:

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Sounds good. A techno remix of my theme song would be cool too.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Don't worry. I don't have an off switch. The mall is coming... IF DS is turned in.

Hey, I found this really hot robot chick and she says she wants to meet you.

Don't forget your Trojan

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Sounds good. A techno remix of my theme song would be cool too.

You're the boss hope you like trap Ulty

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[DarkSentinel]

... Does this mean I don't get my large shopping mall with a Suncoast, a WB store and other cool things or is that still gonna happen somehow?

Indubitably! We could always use another mall to help the economy since His Dip****tyness Ultron the Usurpertron tanked it on Circuit Cities.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Deej, I need a truly FUNKEH mix for Hypelantis' national anthem. We are the regions' highest exporter of cannabis and hemp products after all

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Deej, I need a truly FUNKEH mix for Hypelantis' national anthem. We are the regions' highest exporter of cannabis and hemp products after all

Ask and ye shall receive

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[Superman 1265]

Indubitably! We could always use another mall to help the economy since His Dip****tyness Ultron the Usurpertron tanked it on Circuit Cities.

And you get 25% of the profits.

Sweet!

 

[Ultron-5]

That's it! If I can't rule the city I built, nobody can! Goodbye, New Hypelantis. Your end shall be quick and painless.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

What if we do kinda how England does it? DS rules as the monarchy which gives him everything he wants but Ultron-5 is the parliament doing the day to day stuff

 

[Ultron-5]

What if we do kinda how England does it? DS rules as the monarchy which gives him everything he wants but Ultron-5 is the parliament doing the day to day stuff

Sorry DJ, it's too late. Nobody turned DS in so I have to blow up the city.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

This is how I imagine Ultron looks right now

 

[Ultron-5]

This is how I imagine Ultron looks right now

I don't bathe. I'm a robot.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Sweet!

We never negotiated those terms!!

You get 12.5% as penalties for subversion.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Dumb ****ing robot can't even blow up a country properly

 

[Guts]

I don't bathe. I'm a robot.

Go take an oil bath, Tin man.

 

[Ultron-5]

Hypelantis is not destroyed yet? Well my new allies have created a superweapon that can destroy planets! Here you can see the planet Alderaan being destroyed by that superweapon. Hypelantis is next!

Oh come on!

 

[DarkSentinel]

Rohirrim trumps Death Star.

Hypelantis endures.


Dumb****bot 3000 indeed.

 

[Ultron-5]

Clippy! We need your help! You know how to destroy Hypelantis.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Clippy can't help you, metallic heathen. Now is the time for you to suffer...the buffing

 

[Ultron-5]

I've had enough of your nonsense DS! I will perform an ancient ritual that will summon Clippy.

Candle, check

Cake, check

Tea, check

 

[DarkSentinel]

You forgot the crumpets and blood putting. Your ritual is in vain.

Dumb ****ing robot.

 

[Ultron-5]

He will come. You just wait and see.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I'm waiting...

And I see nothing.

 

[Ultron-5]

He will come but you won't be here to see it. You also won't be here to see your BvS teaser. I'm gonna tear you apart... from the inside.

 

[DarkSentinel]

You sound nothing like James Spader.