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[Truthteller]

The Kim Jong-il SIM * U * LAY * TOR Thread

Thats right.

*YOU* are that little pot-bellied dog eatin' dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong-il.

What would YOU do to chart the future of your country?

North Korea is largely impoverished, with a weak economy, no free speech, no freedom of assembly and no free press. It is widely considered a Communist State by the West. Most of the national budget is spent on the military such that food for the population is scarce and NK must rely on international humanitarian donations. Its central government is highly controlling, it is ruled by a small elite class with YOU, Kim Jong-il at its head.

Do you continue down the path already established, building your military and nuclear weapon capabilities in hopes of coercing aid from other countries? Or do you make like Fleetwood Mac and go your own way? What will you do?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Thats right.

*YOU* are that little pot-bellied dog eatin' dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong-il.

 

[Truthteller]

Its horrible, I know.

There there DL my buddy. Don't worry, I won't let mean ol dog hair in his teeth Kimjong get you.

 

[Daisy]

I'd be spending my time with my "Joy Brigade".

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Wow. If the mods become like this, what do they exactly expect from us?

I was under the impression that profanties were actually contained by the mods. Well, I guess that theory's out the window.

Someone... (a mod maybe)... close this thread, before it ends up offending a North Korean SHH! user.

 

[Darthphere]

Couldnt this have gone into like the 27 other North Korea threads?


Merging...

 

[Truthteller]

Here's something to contemplate to get you going.

This is a night time satellite image of the Korean peninsula. South Korean is shown lit up from all the lights. They have electricity everybody! t:

The only place lit up in North Korean is the small area where you, Kim Jong-il live. Isn't that nice.

The difference is the economic system. South Korea is going gang busters with Free Market Capitalism. So if I were Kim Jong, that would be one of the first things I would do; Change the country's economic system to Free Market Capitalism, and arrange to have a bunch of advisors from successful South Korean companies like Samsung, come in to advise.

 

[Truthteller]

Couldnt this have gone into like the 27 other North Korea threads?


Merging...

No it could not. Because it is the KIM JONG-ill "lil dog eatin' pot bellied dictator" SIM U LAY TOR.

Try to keep up so I won't have to merge yer head.

 

[Darthphere]

No it could not. Because it is the KIM JONG-ill "lil dog eatin' pot bellied dictator" SIM U LAY TOR.

Try to keep up so I won't have to merge yer head.

Riiight. Ok.

 

[Truthteller]

Wow. If the mods become like this, what do they exactly expect from us?

I was under the impression that profanties were actually contained by the mods. Well, I guess that theory's out the window.

Someone... (a mod maybe)... close this thread, before it ends up offending a North Korean SHH! user.

You will have to elaborate, since none of what you said makes any sense.

 

[DOG LIPS]

You will have to elaborate, since none of what you said makes any sense.

I'm not very good at translating, but I think he said; "TT, this thread is amazing. It makes my face happy. I love you. This thread rocks my socks off. Mods are the best. Especially Dog."

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

As Kim, I'm a huge fan of horror movies. I'm reported to have a video/DVD collection of more than 15,000 titles and I produced "The Flower Girl" and "Pulgasari," a Godzilla-like movie about a monster that helps an oppressed people on the verge of starving topple an evil king, literally crushing him to death.

So, I would have spies infiltrate the countries of my enemies with cameras, launch all missiles and make the world's first MASS Snuff Movie!

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

I'm not very good at translating, but I think he said; "TT, this thread is amazing. It makes my face happy. I love you. This thread rocks my socks off. Mods are the best. Especially Dog."

Most of it is wrong, but the whole "Mods are the best. ESPECIALLY DOG." part is correct.

 

[Truthteller]

As Kim, I'm a huge fan of horror movies. I'm reported to have a video/DVD collection of more than 15,000 titles and I produced "The Flower Girl" and "Pulgasari," a Godzilla-like movie about a monster that helps an oppressed people on the verge of starving topple an evil king, literally crushing him to death.

So, I would have spies infiltrate the countries of my enemies with cameras, launch all missiles and make the world's first MASS Snuff Movie!

Now THERE you go! See there folks? Wilhelm has the spirit! Nice creative approach.

 

[Truthteller]

I'm not very good at translating, but I think he said; "TT, this thread is amazing. It makes my face happy. I love you. This thread rocks my socks off. Mods are the best. Especially Dog."

I was hoping thats what it was DL. Thanks!

I really was just thinking of a creative way to get that cool satellite pic in the mix.

Maybe I should not have called him "dog eatin'"

Go ahead then and close it down if you think best DL - you may have the honor my canine buddy.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Now THERE you go! See there folks? Wilhelm has the spirit! Nice creative approach.

...and destructive.

btw, "dog-eatin'" is no insult, just an observation.
I will not be offended if you call me "Gyro-Eatin' Wilhelm".

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Maybe I should not have called him "dog eatin'"

Go ahead then and close it down if you think best DL - you may have the honor my canine buddy.

A wise choice, my friend.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

I would first open borders followed by implementing a plan to repair the crippled economic infrastructure. To reduce costs and dissent, I would have propaganda made to motivate the population towards realizing my goal. I would then dismiss any political opposition as traitors to the cause. I would then quietly execute any opposing party leaders. If all goes well, I will then step down and allow the nation to become a democratic republic.

 

[jaguarr]

Since my missile tests were somewhat successful and weapons grade plutonium, in the amounts I would require at least, is in short supply, I would start strapping explosives to peasants. Peasants who are strapped to missiles. Missiles that would be used in my attacks on South Korea and Japan (I know better than to screw with China). Then the world would TRULY know what a suicide bomber is!

kim jag-il

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I don't get it.

 

[Truthteller]

I would first open borders followed by implementing a plan to repair the crippled economic infrastructure. To reduce costs and dissent, I would have propaganda made to motivate the population towards realizing my goal. I would then dismiss any political opposition as traitors to the cause. I would then quietly execute any opposing party leaders. If all goes well, I will then step down and allow the nation to become a democratic republic.

How surgical and precise. Sexy.

 

[Truthteller]

Since my missile tests were somewhat successful and weapons grade plutonium, in the amounts I would require at least, is in short supply, I would start strapping explosives to peasants. Peasants who are strapped to missiles. Missiles that would be used in my attacks on South Korea and Japan (I know better than to screw with China). Then the world would TRULY know what a suicide bomber is!

kim jag-il

Diabolical! Excellent entry. "Kim jag-il" lol nice touch.

 

[Truthteller]

I don't get it.

Com'on Holly. *YOU* are Kim Jong-ill... U B ilin'

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I don't get it.

Here are some North Korean shoes for you to play with while Daisy and the men-folk are talking.

 

[Badger]

I was hoping thats what it was DL. Thanks!

I really was just thinking of a creative way to get that cool satellite pic in the mix.

Maybe I should not have called him "dog eatin'"

Go ahead then and close it down if you think best DL - you may have the honor my canine buddy.

It is of no offense, I am a dog eater, and so are most of my country men. I also have a pot belly, but I am working on that. I do Pilates and Yoga every morning, while my accountants count my money by gunpoint. I am also in negotiations with Commissioner Stern for our very own NBA team, I am a big fan. We will be called, oddly enough, South Korean Dogs. As for the welfare of my subjects, screw’em.