Hypelantis

[Ultron-5]

No stadium for you!

 

[Superman 1265]

*Walks back in, sipping a smoothie*

What the hell transpired while I was out for a few hours?

 

[Ultron-5]

I stole the Philosophers Stone and The Batmobile, I got the Onstar button for the Batmobile and I chased DS out of Hypelantis. I'm the king now!

 

[Superman 1265]

... When he gets back from his business trip to the nation next door, he gon be mad.

 

[Ultron-5]

Oh no

 

[Superman 1265]

Sigh... Well while you're here, care to look in the suggestion box? DS always says he'll get around to it, but forgets.

 

[Ultron-5]

No! And you wanna know why? I'm leaving this ****hole! It can burn for all I care. I have the fricking Batmobile and Philosophers Stone, so why should I still hang out here? Nobody answer that because I'M FRICKING DONE HERE! I'm going where no drunk hipster from this place has gone before! GOOOODBYE HYPELANTISSSSSSSS!!!!!

 

[Ultron-5]

Oh btw, I'm going to pull a Piper now and not post on the community anymore so Buh Bye!

 

[DarkSentinel]

What the **** are you doing in my country, Ultron? Get the **** out you bog dumb robot.

I'mma get to it, Supes, dayum

But you can only have EITHER a mall or a stadium. Not both.

 

[Superman 1265]

I'll take the mall. It was my first choice to begin with.

Btw, I wonder what set him off... I was thinking of working something out, but oh well...

How was your business trip to the other nation? You didn't declare war over an easily resolved disagreement again, did you? 'Cause that worked wonders for Hypelantis the last time.

 

[DarkSentinel]

The other nation is full of barbarous mouthbreathers..I think Sawyer is their king.

That said, they gladly agreed to our cannabis trade agreement.

 

[Superman 1265]

The other nation is full of barbarous mouthbreathers..I think Sawyer is their king.

That said, they gladly agreed to our cannabis trade agreement.

Well, glad to hear that this meeting was a surprising success.

However, I must give you a heads up: Before his erratic departure... Ultron may have changed the locks to your room, replaced all your favorite foods with zucchini and may have also drawn phallic imagery all over your self-portraits.

 

[Victarion]

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[DarkSentinel]

Well, glad to hear that this meeting was a surprising success.

However, I must give you a heads up: Before his erratic departure... Ultron may have changed the locks to your room, replaced all your favorite foods with zucchini and may have also drawn phallic imagery all over your self-portraits.

And for that he shall be decommissioned with extreme prejudice, and his metal skull shall be mounted above my mantelpiece

 

[Ultron-5]

Oh ****. My rocket!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'll be the one to say it... Were ETM's brainwaves used to create Ultron-5?

 

[Ultron-5]

The rocket incident was a setback, but I have built myself a new (more comic accurate) body that I will wear until I can get more vibramium to rebuild my old one! Now I will go on a road trip in my Batmobile (with the Onstar button).

 

[Ultron-5]

Is your hair blue? Well if you said yes (which you most certainly did), you should try Ultron's Miracle Elixir! It's made with all natural ingredients like honey, lemon, and herbs. It will turn your hair purple! Now you must be thinking to yourself, "Ultron ya big dumb robot", but you're wrong to think that! Here's why. King Baron Lord DS of Hypelantis has tried the Miracle Elixir and here's what he had to say:
"Ha ha! Hair that is purple! I give this fine product (that does work) my blessing and to Ultron-5 I have to say this: You're simply amazing! You are now in charge of Hypelantis!"

Why, thank you. Well you heard it from him! Buy Ultron's Miracle Elixir for less than 12,000 dollars (but more then 11,000) and you'll get a free Ultron bobble head! This message was brought to you by the Hypelantis public broadcasting network.

 

[Ultron-5]

To celebrate Ultron-5 (officially) becoming King of Hypelantis, there is to be a grand feast and fireworks ceremony TONIGHT.​

 

[Superman 1265]

 

[DarkSentinel]

Is the Dumb****otron having delusions of grandeur again?

 

[Superman 1265]

If it helps anyone, I finally repaired the Shame Cube. Damn thing took way longer than I wanted it to.

 

[KevanG]

Is the Dumb****otron having delusions of grandeur again?

I dunno. Are you?

 

[Ultron-5]

If it helps anyone, I finally repaired the Shame Cube. Damn thing took way longer than I wanted it to.

That's good. I'll have my goons destroy it again.

 

[DarkSentinel]

:slams Ultron-5 in the Shame Cube:

There. That's better.