I Ain't Get No Lounge Cuz of Yall... - Part 76

[Lily Adler]

Why would anyone watch the Today show?

If you cannot appreciate the raw sexual magnetism of Al Roker then I don't know who you are.

 

[Holiday]

So I'm thinking of retaking archery.

Do it. That'd be a useful skill to master. I need to learn to shoot a bow myself.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I wanna learn archery.

Then I can be a real-life Green Arrow

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

If you cannot appreciate the raw sexual magnetism of Al Roker then I don't know who you are.

He pooped his pants in the White House.

 

[Lily Adler]

Porn> The Today Show
Anything on Netflix> The Today Show
Sleep> The Today Show

There are too many things on the internet to be stuck watching crap like The Today Show, The Hallmark Channel, and Lifetime. I used to think you were cool, but I'm starting to reconsider that.

Oh Elton, poor out of his league Elton. I'm not going to be JT in that Suit & Tie duet.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I wanna learn archery.

Then I can be a real-life Green Arrow

The arrow would somehow end up in your eye.

 

[Victarion]

Kids today don't even know what a Scyther is.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I miss fat Al Roker. Skinny Al Rokee is far too full of himself.

 

[Lily Adler]

He pooped his pants in the White House.

Oh #datroker He be playing all kinds of pranks on Barack.

 

[DarkSentinel]

The arrow would somehow end up in your eye.

Nuh uh.

 

[Lily Adler]

Kids today don't even know what a Scyther is.

That's retro bro. Scizor is where it's at.

 

[DarkSentinel]

What to Brock and Barack have in common?

They both broke streaks.

 

[DarkSentinel]

That's retro bro. Scizor is where it's at.

Scyther was *****in' and you know it

 

[Lily Adler]

Boo.

 

[KevanG]

Boo Who?

 

[Lily Adler]

DS!

 

[Marvolo]

This is a letter from JJ Abrams to his staff:

http://m.joblo.com/joblo/news/53400

I think Abrams is related to Vito Corleone.

 

[Lily Adler]

I had an opportunity to do archery once declined it to go and watch Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.

 

[Octoberist]

This is a letter from JJ Abrams to his staff:

http://m.joblo.com/joblo/news/53400

I think Abrams is related to Vito Corleone.

It's not real.

 

[KevanG]

As long as you don't work for him then it's not but if you do then it's real. So very very real.

 

[Octoberist]

Though if it's real, then that explains why everyone's so secretive about Star Wars, haha.

But the line where JJ will destroy you is so dramatic on a satirical level that it has to be fake.

 

[KevanG]

"I will end your job! I will end your career in this industry! I WILL END YOUR VERY LINEAGE TO THE LAST PERSON!"
"Umm... Maybe we should calm down a bit Mr. Abrams."
"I WILL END YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD! I WILL END THE EARTH ITSELF'
"Security!"

 

[Fallen Angel]

Kev don't do drugs.

 

[KevanG]

Is that a helpful message or a threat?

 

[Lily Adler]

I don't want you drugs, I want your love!