I Ain't Get No Lounge Cuz of Yall... - Part 76

[jaymes_e06]

^Your metaphorical Batman yah know because you are crazy and you dress up as a bat at night... I'm actually Superman because I'm an alien with godlike powers.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Batman does not get burned, jaymes

If your Batman then I'm the Lord of Apokolips.

 

[DarkSentinel]

If your Batman then I'm the Lord of Apokolips.

And you still couldn't kill me.

What now, birch tree?

 

[Fallen Angel]

And you still couldn't kill me.

What now, birch tree?

Boy you're lucky not to get Omega Sanctioned I let you off easy seeing as I'm a good guy.

 

[DarkSentinel]

You don't have the gall to sanction me, son.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Who want's to sanction you? It's more fun if I keep humiliating you.

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

Enough with the verbal violence!

 

[DarkSentinel]

You couldn't humiliate me if you tried, Clippy.

Your spelling is atrocious, your grammar repugnant, your delivery barely sufficient to elicit much more than a mild "heh" from me, and above all your humor is crude and infantile. Others support you because you entertain them to a minuscule extent, but the second that ceases to be satisfactory they will turn on you and support one of superior intelligence, diction, and comedic sophistication. Namely me.

Thou hast been scorched, b****.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I'm sorry what did you say I can't hear you if you barely speak above a whisper?

You talk the talk but I don't see no walking.

 

[Lily Adler]

I'm going to start playing Shakira until you two make up.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Those hip's don't lie.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Neither do those bewbs.

LiLo knows what I'm talkin' about

 

[Superwoman Prime]

What part of the body lies?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

nipples.

 

[SpideyFan866]

vagina.

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

The penis, you can tell when it's happy and whatnot. Your girlfriend goes, "I can tell you're not feeling it. I'm looking right at it and it's not up."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Women's legs at least admit to being shaven daily.

 

[Sawyer]

Women's hair is the biggest lie. I mean... weaves and extensions and hair dye and perms and etc. etc.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ They'd be a lot hairier if they shaved with the average man's frequency.

 

[Sawyer]

^ They'd be a lot hairier if they shaved with the average man's frequency.

Head hair, not leg hair. You got a leg hair fetish, boy?

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

 

[Superwoman Prime]

@Sawyer: That might be helpful. The slightest stubble sometimes distracts me.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

What part of the body lies?

Fingers

 

[DarkSentinel]

So, Transcendence was pretty interesting.

 

[Kane52630]

Interesting is the last word that I would describe Transcendence.