I called a store clerk arfo AND randor, this afternoon

[Manic]

You should've atreyued all over his falkor!

That reference, I get.

 

[JP]

Best thread ever.

 

[jaguarr]

Well,

I was at Target this afternoon on my day off from work and wanted to buy a dvd of family guy season 1, so when I went to the checkout clerk he started yelling at me for asking him a question as to how much the dvd was, so I turned around at him while walking away and said "I just arfoed your Randor, you stupid **&*&*! the guy was some 45 or 50 year old loser whom probably eats at KFC on weekends alone! Just wanted to share this with my fellow hypers!

You should count your lucky stars he didn't stab you in the face for that. It would have been justified. *sharpens knife*

jag

 

[The Lizard]

you wanted to buy Family Guy..."wanted"


you're dead to me.

I'm equally disappointed in Muscles over this disturbing piece of information.

Muscles, go download some old episodes of Dinosaucers to make up for this outrage.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Or just download one episode of Street Sharks, then delete it, then download it again, 10 times.

 

[The Lizard]

Now that's just cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[Duende Verde]

Or just download one episode of Street Sharks, then delete it, then download it again, 10 times.

That would be JAWESOME!

 

[sinewave]

you wanted to buy Family Guy..."wanted"


you're dead to me.

true dat! at least you've got some taste in tv shows. now if only you'd wise up and realize that arrested development was the best show on tv before it was cancelled.

 

[Immortalfire]

This is a moment to be proud of. *tear*

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Kay, proud day for you and your family I'm sure.

 

[Logan's Runt]

Well,

I was at Target this afternoon on my day off from work and wanted to buy a dvd of family guy season 1, so when I went to the checkout clerk he started yelling at me for asking him a question as to how much the dvd was, so I turned around at him while walking away and said "I just arfoed your Randor, you stupid **&*&*! the guy was some 45 or 50 year old loser whom probably eats at KFC on weekends alone! Just wanted to share this with my fellow hypers!

All people who work at Target are crazy or ******ed. I know, I work there. But I work overnight and we're mostly just escaped psychopaths.

To be fair to the clerk, 99% of people who he probably talks to all day are maddeningly stupid.

Next time, just tell him you're going to complain to his STL, and he'll run away and cry. t:

 

[PhotoJones]

All people who work at Target are crazy or ******ed. I know, I work there. But I work overnight and we're mostly just escaped psychopaths.

To be fair to the clerk, 99% of people who he probably talks to all day are maddeningly stupid.

Next time, just tell him you're going to complain to his STL, and he'll run away and cry. t:

I like Target. It's always clean, the prices are fairly reasonable. But, you're right, the employess are a joke. Asking them a question is like asking the wall.

 

[Logan's Runt]

I like Target. It's always clean, the prices are fairly reasonable. But, you're right, the employess are a joke. Asking them a question is like asking the wall.

The people who work the dayshift don't know anything at all. They're mostly highschool or college kids who couldn't care less about their jobs, but I'm guessing it would be hard to take that job seriously. We at least get to have some fun.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

there are hardcore MOTU fans, there are normal fans, and then there's you

*shakes head*

 

[Victarion]

Peking=Taco Bell>everything out there amigos.

 

[Manic]

Newsflash, folks:

People who work at chain retail stores rarely know anything about what they sell. They were hired by larger corporations that care more about profits than employees. They don't hire based on previous knowledge, and they don't train the salespeople.

Where I work, their idea of "training" is telling us which item we make the most money off of, to sell it, and to feel bad for not selling all of them with warranties. I imagine Target is the same way.

My step-brother used to work at Target. He was there for over a year, and he got away with telling customers everything was in "Health & Beauty" without management caring. No one cares.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hahaha.
I need some spackle and one of those gallon jugs of bleach.

Health and Beauty

Do you have jumper cables?

Health and Beauty

 

[Logan's Runt]

Newsflash, folks:

People who work at chain retail stores rarely know anything about what they sell. They were hired by larger corporations that care more about profits than employees. They don't hire based on previous knowledge, and they don't train the salespeople.

Where I work, their idea of "training" is telling us which item we make the most money off of, to sell it, and to feel bad for not selling all of them with warranties. I imagine Target is the same way.

My step-brother used to work at Target. He was there for over a year, and he got away with telling customers everything was in "Health & Beauty" without management caring. No one cares.

Most definitely. They don't hype on what they sell most, but on being 'fast fun and friendly' and that's what gets sales. And those stupid Target Cards. Mostly dayside is supposed to keep the store looking neat and give the appearance that employees are around every corner.

And management cares about nothing. Unless you do something illegal (sell drugs, steal, etc) its next to impossible to get fired. You can be the worst worker, sexually harass, cuss, break things, touch people (goes with the sexually harass stuff) and an incredible amount of other things with little to no consequence. (At least on the overnight shift.)

 

[Logan's Runt]

Hahaha.
I need some spackle and one of those gallon jugs of bleach.

Health and Beauty

Do you have jumper cables?

Health and Beauty

A customer asked me how to find something or other and I gave them directions to the door. t:

 

[Immortalfire]

there are hardcore MOTU fans, there are normal fans, and then there's you

*shakes head*

Musclesforsupes puts the "obese" in "obsessive".

 

[musclesforsupes]

Musclesforsupes puts the "obese" in "obsessive".

HEY I recent that I put light into judith? (okay that came off a dat weird)



On a side note I wonder whom in hollywood could play the legendary Randor for the new movie.

 

[Johnichi Chiba]

This thread scares and confuses the hell out of me.

 

[musclesforsupes]

This thread scares and confuses the hell out of me.

You should have been around the return to oz threads