I Need A HOT Blonde NOW!!!!

[Prognosticator]

Man, I'm so frustrated! I've been casting our latest tanning commercial, and I need to fill one more spot - that of a cute/hot blonde riding her bike by the lake. ...But the worst part is we're shooting TOMORROW!

I thought I had a really cute gal we've used before lined up for the part, but she can't make it now, UGH!!


I know no one here can really help me, but you can offer me some pithy sympathy.

 

[ck51100]

Who doesn't?

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Unless you're ordering a two pack and mailing me the second, I don't see why I care, Prog.

Good day, sir.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

Unless you're ordering a two pack and mailing me the second, I don't see why I care, Prog.

Good day, sir.

but.....

 

[Karea07]

Here you go

 

[Prognosticator]

She'll do! !!!

 

[Symbiotic]

Of all the places to ask for a hot blonde...

 

[Jack Rabbit]

but.....

GOOD DAY, SIR.

 

[Prognosticator]

It would be (not technically) illegal, but does anyone wanna see a pic of the main girl I'll be directing??

**I may not post it even though she wouldn't care...cause something inside me says it's 'unethical' **

 

[Immortalfire]

I Need A HOT Blonde NOW!!!!

Don't we all.

 

[Prognosticator]

Yes

 

[Prognosticator]

I'm cerial, guys! It's almost an hour later, and I'm still not finding anyone??!

And the dog cleaners haven't called me back about the pooch I dropped off at 8am this morning!?! *worried*

 

[SoulManX]

I'm cerial, guys! It's almost an hour later, and I'm still not finding anyone??!

And the dog cleaners haven't called me back about the pooch I dropped off at 8am this morning!?! *worried*

Find the nearest college stat

 

[Immortalfire]

Post the pic. So we can uh...help the process of uh..selection? (help me out here guys).

 

[Prognosticator]

Suck it! Now it looks like we're gonna have to settle for the third girl to be less-hot than the other two! That makes me furious!! When I cast something, I like it to be perfect

 

[Prognosticator]

Post the pic. So we can uh...help the process of uh..selection? (help me out here guys).

Oh yeah, I forgot about that! Anyone else on board?? I mean, she's DIRTY SMOKIN'!

 

[terry78]

Casting a hot blonde, huh? And let me guess, the name of your organization is Vivid and this commercials is actually a promo for the next installment of Saving Ryan's Privates.

 

[Prognosticator]

Ooooh, I like the way this man thinks! But we can't use any of those girls, they have too many tramp stamps!

 

[DV8]

^where do you live?

 

[Eggyman]

I know a hot blonde, but she is very picky about who fills her spot.

 

[Prognosticator]

Okay, here's a pic of the lead girl. But I'm gonna take it down b/f I leave work just in case








...time to take the pics down! I'll put'em back up later if there's a request. G'day!

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[Prognosticator]

^ I don't know who that toolshed is next to her??

 

[Immortalfire]

His hand is way low on the backside

 

[terry78]

I never trust pictures of hot girls that feature guys holding alcohol with them. I just don't.