I ran out of Knives, so I used a screwdriver to make my Peanut Butter Sandiwch

I had soup for lunch.

 

while you are at it.....put it through your head, the peanut butter will get to your brain quicker that way

 

dagnabbit, Darren, you made me laff out loud at work!
now they know I'm not working

 

Are you sure that was Peanut Butter?

 

...So you're basically screwed?

 

it took five replies, longer than expected...

 

But did you expect it from me?

 

Boom chit.

 

LOL, best buh-doop-TSSSssss EVER.

 

Thanks for correcting that.

my one just makes it sound like a spanish/columbian swearword

 

for dessert... tetanus shots

 

actually i was....

 

Sounds like a pain in the arse to me

 

Hahahaha, now that I look at it, so do I.

 

I'm so predicatable.

 

Brodie is even lazier than me... I applaud you, sir.

 

He's screwed anyways. . . so.

 

I wonder what it's like to make love to a screwdriver?

 

and people still have the balls to say the lion king is better

 

Aladdin>Lion King.

I relate to Aladdin alot more. cuz I love to rub things.

 

Awww. . forget it. . .

 

I was at work on graveyard shift once and found out my ******* coworkers had used the last plastic utensil (even though I bought them for my use only) I had to eat my tv dinner with an expired driver's licence for a scooper