I ran out of Knives, so I used a screwdriver to make my Peanut Butter Sandiwch

[Darren Daring]

It was delicious.

 

[Sabretooth]

I had soup for lunch.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

while you are at it.....put it through your head, the peanut butter will get to your brain quicker that way

 

[Honey Vibe]

dagnabbit, Darren, you made me laff out loud at work!
now they know I'm not working

 

[Bad Superman]

Are you sure that was Peanut Butter?

 

[twylight]

...So you're basically screwed?

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

it took five replies, longer than expected...

 

[twylight]

But did you expect it from me?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

...So you're basically screwed?

Boom chit.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Boom chit.

LOL, best buh-doop-TSSSssss EVER.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Thanks for correcting that.

my one just makes it sound like a spanish/columbian swearword

 

[Equint77]

for dessert... tetanus shots

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

But did you expect it from me?

actually i was....

 

[Darren Daring]

I love Odin's sig. A lot.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

for dessert... tetanus shots

Sounds like a pain in the arse to me

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I love Odin's sig. A lot.

Hahahaha, now that I look at it, so do I.

 

[Darren Daring]

Stop making puns

 

[twylight]

actually i was....

I'm so predicatable.

 

[Lackey]

Brodie is even lazier than me... I applaud you, sir.

 

[Bad Superman]

Sounds like a pain in the arse to me

He's screwed anyways. . . so.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I wonder what it's like to make love to a screwdriver?

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

I love Odin's sig. A lot.

and people still have the balls to say the lion king is better

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Aladdin>Lion King.

I relate to Aladdin alot more. cuz I love to rub things.

 

[Bad Superman]

Awww. . forget it. . .

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I was at work on graveyard shift once and found out my ******* coworkers had used the last plastic utensil (even though I bought them for my use only) I had to eat my tv dinner with an expired driver's licence for a scooper