I want to plan revenge on this one guy

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  1. Kaleb

    Kaleb Devil of Hells Kitchen

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    Please help me, this guy has stolen from 4 of my friends, he stole $500 dollars from each one, and im pretty certain he stole $100 from me and my friends cds. We know thats its him ,cause we have lots of proof as (i.e bank statements and items purchased via debit card) I really want to get him back.:mad:


    he was in the newspaper recently

    http://www.sundaytribune.co.za/index...icleId=3148350
     
  2. -Æ-

    -Æ- Fallen

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    Best way to get him back is set him up. Stage a scene where you and your friends know that this guy will show up too. Then just pull out all the stops fromt there.
     
  3. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Eat his cat, then leave the bones on his porch.
     
  4. Erzengel

    Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Sodamize him. That'll teach him.
     
  5. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    ^ Do this after the cat thing. Perfect harmony will be had by all.
     
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    Can't say off hand what you can do, maybe post #2 could be something, but yeah, get him back. :up:
     
  7. Wilhelm-Scream

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    Look, you can do what we did to the guy who stole my strat, but disclaimer: it's illegal.

    You have to get the guy drunk somehow (hired gorgeous babes work), then you have to have a place with a basement.
    Then you have to get a lot of LSD, preferably low quality.

    Then you force feed him 5 or 6 hits while he's tied up and go ahead and wait for it to kick in.

    Now you can torture him mainly with threats, sounds, nonsense, and physical stuff that won't have any lasting effect (physically) like hair pulling, needles and spraying mace directly up his nose.


    devastating. :up:
     
  8. Kaleb

    Kaleb Devil of Hells Kitchen

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    but the problem is , is that he has left, he moved out on thursday, and went to new york.
     
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    um, so voodoo is your only option?
     
  10. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    I got it! He could call Equint and tell him to hang out with the guy.

    Or is that too cruel? :(
     
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    New York's a big place. Such a plan would require the cunning and forethought of the Emporer.
     
  12. Darthphere

    Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Quick hes robbing the car across the street.
     
  13. Erzengel

    Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Or how about a scoulding letter that's rather curt.
     
  14. Kaleb

    Kaleb Devil of Hells Kitchen

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    he is staying at the new york international hostel in amstedam street
     
  15. Lemonhead

    Lemonhead Conscience is a Killer

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    Fly down to New York, buy a baseball bat, beat the s**t out of him.

    That'd be revenge enough for me. Then I'd say, "That beating was worth the hundred dollars b**ch."
     
  16. Darthphere

    Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    He'd still have their money, so he wins either way.:up:
     
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    No, sodomize him with the cat's spine. Only then will nirvana be attained.
     
  18. Wilhelm-Scream

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    brutal
     
  19. Lemonhead

    Lemonhead Conscience is a Killer

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    You're right.

    I change my mind. Buy some garden bush cutter things, like large scizzors, then I'd cut off his hands and let him bleed out. And if he survives, then he'll have no hands... so I win. You take a hundred bucks, I take your hands. HAHAHA.
     
  20. Erzengel

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    Sometimes you have to take the gloves off.
     
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    DAMN SON!!!

    I'm not sure whether to be appalled or to praise you. That is sadistically brilliant!
     
  22. Wilhelm-Scream

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    Well anyone who's ever had a bad trip knows, nothing could be worse than that. :)
     
  23. Kaleb

    Kaleb Devil of Hells Kitchen

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    but serously guys , Im really pissed off , this guy is in new york to participate in a modeling show.
     
  24. Darthphere

    Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Steal his models and clothes.:up:
     
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    Send pictures to the religious right and beg them to help your "friend" overcome his ******ry.:o
     

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