I want to plan revenge on this one guy

[Kaleb]

Please help me, this guy has stolen from 4 of my friends, he stole $500 dollars from each one, and im pretty certain he stole $100 from me and my friends cds. We know thats its him ,cause we have lots of proof as (i.e bank statements and items purchased via debit card) I really want to get him back.


he was in the newspaper recently

http://www.sundaytribune.co.za/index...icleId=3148350

 

[-Æ-]

Best way to get him back is set him up. Stage a scene where you and your friends know that this guy will show up too. Then just pull out all the stops fromt there.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Eat his cat, then leave the bones on his porch.

 

[Erzengel]

Sodamize him. That'll teach him.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Sodamize him. That'll teach him.

^ Do this after the cat thing. Perfect harmony will be had by all.

 

[rodhulk]

Can't say off hand what you can do, maybe post #2 could be something, but yeah, get him back.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Look, you can do what we did to the guy who stole my strat, but disclaimer: it's illegal.

You have to get the guy drunk somehow (hired gorgeous babes work), then you have to have a place with a basement.
Then you have to get a lot of LSD, preferably low quality.

Then you force feed him 5 or 6 hits while he's tied up and go ahead and wait for it to kick in.

Now you can torture him mainly with threats, sounds, nonsense, and physical stuff that won't have any lasting effect (physically) like hair pulling, needles and spraying mace directly up his nose.


devastating.

 

[Kaleb]

but the problem is , is that he has left, he moved out on thursday, and went to new york.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

but the problem is , is that he has left, he moved out on thursday, and went to new york.

um, so voodoo is your only option?

 

[DOG LIPS]

um, so voodoo is your only option?

I got it! He could call Equint and tell him to hang out with the guy.

Or is that too cruel?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I got it! He could call Equint and tell him to hang out with the guy.

Or is that too cruel?

New York's a big place. Such a plan would require the cunning and forethought of the Emporer.

 

[Darthphere]

Please help me, this guy has stolen from 4 of my friends, he stole $500 dollars from each one, and im pretty certain he stole $100 from me and my friends cds. We know thats its him ,cause we have lots of proof as (i.e bank statements and items purchased via debit card) I really want to get him back.

Quick hes robbing the car across the street.

 

[Erzengel]

um, so voodoo is your only option?

Or how about a scoulding letter that's rather curt.

 

[Kaleb]

he is staying at the new york international hostel in amstedam street

 

[Lemonhead]

Fly down to New York, buy a baseball bat, beat the s**t out of him.

That'd be revenge enough for me. Then I'd say, "That beating was worth the hundred dollars b**ch."

 

[Darthphere]

Fly down to New York, buy a baseball bat, beat the s**t out of him.

That'd be revenge enough for me. Then I'd say, "That beating was worth the hundred dollars b**ch."

He'd still have their money, so he wins either way.

 

[Sandman138]

^ Do this after the cat thing. Perfect harmony will be had by all.

No, sodomize him with the cat's spine. Only then will nirvana be attained.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

curt.

brutal

 

[Lemonhead]

He'd still have their money, so he wins either way.

You're right.

I change my mind. Buy some garden bush cutter things, like large scizzors, then I'd cut off his hands and let him bleed out. And if he survives, then he'll have no hands... so I win. You take a hundred bucks, I take your hands. HAHAHA.

 

[Erzengel]

brutal

Sometimes you have to take the gloves off.

 

[Sandman138]

Look, you can do what we did to the guy who stole my strat, but disclaimer: it's illegal.

You have to get the guy drunk somehow (hired gorgeous babes work), then you have to have a place with a basement.
Then you have to get a lot of LSD, preferably low quality.

Then you force feed him 5 or 6 hits while he's tied up and go ahead and wait for it to kick in.

Now you can torture him mainly with threats, sounds, nonsense, and physical stuff that won't have any lasting effect (physically) like hair pulling, needles and spraying mace directly up his nose.


devastating.

DAMN SON!!!

I'm not sure whether to be appalled or to praise you. That is sadistically brilliant!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

DAMN SON!!!

I'm not sure whether to be appalled or to praise you. That is sadistically brilliant!

Well anyone who's ever had a bad trip knows, nothing could be worse than that.

 

[Kaleb]

but serously guys , Im really pissed off , this guy is in new york to participate in a modeling show.

 

[Darthphere]

but serously guys , Im really pissed off , this guy is in new york to participate in a modeling show.

Steal his models and clothes.

 

[Sandman138]

but serously guys , Im really pissed off , this guy is in new york to participate in a modeling show.

Send pictures to the religious right and beg them to help your "friend" overcome his ******ry.