I won the freaking LOTTERY!

[Mentok]

Holy Crap!

$43.52 Is all mine ... Minus the $5 the ticket cost.


First ticket I ever bothered to buy too... I think I will quit while I am slightly ahead.

 

[AndThePickles]

Congrats.

 

[Mee]

*golf clap*

 

[arachnid-guy]

*SLOW CLAP*

Now spend it on liquor and a hooker.

 

[ampersand]

Buy 38 bucks worth of Natty Light and have yourself a ****ty beer party.

 

[Topdawg]

wtf? i was expecting MILLIONS!!!!

 

[Mentok]

*SLOW CLAP*

Now spend it on liquor and a hooker.

Do I get expensive beer and a cheap hooker or cheap beer and a slightly more expensive hooker?

 

[arachnid-guy]

Do I get expensive beer and a cheap hooker or cheap beer and a slightly more expensive hooker?

Or better still, you can get a pretty gal drunk on the beer and have sexual relations that night!

 

[Philly Phanboy]

Do I get expensive beer and a cheap hooker or cheap beer and a slightly more expensive hooker?

Cheap beer and cheap hooker leaving enough left over for another lottery ticket.

 

[War Lord]

Holy Crap!

$43.52 Is all mine ... Minus the $5 the ticket cost.


First ticket I ever bothered to buy too... I think I will quit while I am slightly ahead.

I got you beat. The first time I played I won $70. I haven't won anything since.

 

[Mayor_McCheese]

$43 BJ here I come

 

[Morg]

43.52? poo, my friend won several thousands

 

[.M.D.]

If there were such a thing as a $45 bill, this would almost be one.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

This was not the "freaking" Lottery.
This was the ""accidentally" nudging up against her breast in line at Starbucks" Lottery.

 

[Lackey]

Holy Crap!

$43.52 Is all mine ... Minus the $5 the ticket cost.


First ticket I ever bothered to buy too... I think I will quit while I am slightly ahead.

you have to share

 

[Truthteller]

Damn. I didn't actually know that one could win such a small amount.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Damn. I didn't actually know that one could win such a small amount.

Oh snap!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You can win less than the cost of a ticket.
I've heard 'em, all excited. "w00t! It's like that ticket only cost 50 cents!"

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Damn. I didn't actually know that one could win such a small amount.

Oh you can I won $10.00

 

[jaguarr]

This was not the "freaking" Lottery.
This was the ""accidentally" nudging up against her breast in line at Starbucks" Lottery.

Mentok's that guy standing on the street, holding his coffee and grinning stupidly while he says to himself "I touched her boobies! Whoooo!!!!"

jag

 

[Mee]

wtf? i was expecting MILLIONS!!!!

[Lex Luthor] BILLIONS!![/Lex Luthor]

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Meh the lottery....I cannot be bothered...I never saw the fascination with gambling.

 

[Equint77]

Meh the lottery....I cannot be bothered...I never saw the fascination with gambling.

wanna bet?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

well....I nearly did gamble once.

I went into the butchers and he said to me "I bet you 10 big ones that you can't get that meat off that shelf." In which I replied "I would but the steaks are too high"

 

[The Amazing Lee]

well....I nearly did gamble once.

I went into the butchers and he said to me "I bet you 10 big ones that you can't get that meat off that shelf." In which I replied "I would but the steaks are too high"