Just won the lottery!!!

I'd probably lend you a dollar, in pennies.

 

How much money are we talking about? If it is in the millions, then...

• Visit to the dentist to get my teeth fix
• Buy a 2-story, 2,200 4 bedrooms home in a nice neighborhood
• Hire an interior designer/buy furnatures to make the house looks like it belongs in a catalogue
• Buy new cars for my dad and brother
• Go on a small shopping spree
• Put the rest in savings/retirement plans

Not terribly inventive, but those are my priorities.

 

Pay off my >30k student loan debt, and then if anything is left... save it I guess. Live on it so I can wait for a perfect job to come along.

 

^^Might want to hire a spelling coach too.

 

If I won a multi-multi-millions Euro Jackpot (some have rolled over to about £168 mil) then I would do the usual stuff such as buying a nice house and car, give some to a couple charities, give some to friends/family and go on a few holidays. I'd pay to take all my best mates to Vegas.. I would also put a sensible amount into an investment/savings account, enough that you could essentially live off the interest.

But the one thing I would definitely like do If I won and if I won enough would be to start making some short films and eventually try get into producing films...

 

I'd pay off my student loans.

I'd change my name, number, everything and move away.

I'd purchase a small apartment in Brooklyn.

I'd wander aimlessly around the world.

 

If I won $25+ million, I would buy you a round trip to Vegas. My only catch...I send up 3 sexy female strippers, 1 of them has more below than you think. The one you pick ties you up and has their way with you...no matter what.

Deal?

 

I'd pay women to make knowsbleed fall in love with them, only for them to leave him. I'd do this consistently until he caught on.

 

The Truman Show is over now.

 

I would buy an island in the caribbean and live like a Bond villain.

Hire my favourite comedians to entertain me doing stand up shows in my living room.

Travel the world.

Build a Thounderdome and hire people to fight to the death in it. maniacal laughter.

 

And I'd give $1,000,000 for Chaseter to dress up like a monkey with a leash and to dance every time I play the monkey grinder.

 

I would do it. I would do many unsavory things for a million bucks.

 

Good question, I guess having lottery money makes not not need to hop on any job that comes along. What I'm getting at that if can live of the money, then I can just apply for the jobs that sound interesting... which isnt that many.

Money makes laziness. Sort of.

 

So you want him to get raped

 

If we're talking about millions of dollars, I would...

-Pay off my student loans and all my other debts.
-Pay off my parents' current debts (good luck on their future debts, though)
-Buy a new car. Nothing crazy expensive; probably just a Toyota or something.
-Buy a house and furnish it.
-Vacation in at least 3 other countries.
-Not quit my job, just in case.

 

Since you're a monkey, you obviously can't use bathrooms. So you'd have to use diapers. So I'd have to pay someone to change your diapers, because I'm rich I wouldn't do that.

Plus someone's got to feed you, as you only have a diaper, yet no pockets to carry money. So I'd have to pay someone to do that as well.

I think I can hire someone at 50k to feed you and change your diapers.

 

I always wanted a pet chimpanzee but after that one chimp ripped off a womans face now not so much.

 

You can get a monkey instead

 

I would rip off Erz's face.

 

See, now I have to hire someone else at 40k to stand ready with a cattle prod and a tranq gun.

Also, monkeys can't talk.

 

You're talking about work-money, this is lottery-money, way different