I'd bet Woody Allen is hitting this!

[Catman]

Admit it! The thought has occurred to you!

 

[SWAT]

... No, I'd rather be picturing myself hitting hit!

 

[November Rain]

she's only hot with red hair...

 

[blind_fury]

Chris Hansen: Why did you come here?

Woody Allen: erm..um...to do a photo shoot..

Chris Hansen: Then why did you bring condoms?

Woody Allen: um...*runs and gets tackled by cops*

 

[Halcohol]

Their relationship is far too playful and flirty to be completely innocent. He must have some kind of power over her.

As such, I will embark on my quest to remove the curse upon the fair maiden. If I return, I will bear the head of the great beast. If I do not return, be certain that I gave every ounce of fight I possess to stopping this madness.

Hyah! *rides away*

 

[Catman]

Their relationship is far too playful and flirty to be completely innocent. He must have some kind of power over her.

I hear Johansson is a bit of a ****. So, maybe you're right.

 

[ck51100]

I hear Johansson is a bit of a ****. So, maybe you're right.

Don't talk about my Scarlett that way... t:

 

[Catman]

Don't talk about my Scarlett that way... t:

I only type the truth!

 

[ck51100]

I only type the truth!

So you are saying that I've got a chance....

 

[Catman]

Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.

 

[Halcohol]

Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.

Maybe we should leave...

 

[Catman]

Maybe we should leave...

I thought we were quoting Dumb and Dumber. . .

 

[ck51100]

I bet he works out....

 

[Showtime]

I never thinking about what Woody Allen is hitting, that is instant impotence.

 

[bulok]

she has mentioned on several occasions that she likes older men. I wouldn't be surprised

 

[Erzengel]

Scarlett is safe, she's not a daughter to him.

 

[ck51100]

I am contemplating how to make my move....I really think I've got a shot here.

 

[chamber-music]

woodys got wood

 

[terry78]

Woody likes his thin korean chicks. Scarlett can do it if she makes herself up like one, but that would be an issue on about 6 different levels.

 

[Catman]

Woody may have been into Asian chicks for the past 15 yrs but let us not forget that back in the day he was f--kin' hoes like Diane Keaton.

 

[Armand Z Trip]

Woody may have been into Asian chicks for the past 15 yrs but let us not forget that back in the day he was f--kin' hoes like Diane Keaton.

Diane Keaton is a ho? Is Dame Judy Dench a skank?t:

I thought Scarlett was great in Match Point and Scoop.

 

[jaguarr]

God, this conjures thoughts nearly as vile as the ones I used to have flash before me every time Bob Dole showed up on TV to hawk Viagra.

jag

 

[mightiest_mortal]

Woody Allen sucks.

 

[ck51100]

God, this conjures thoughts nearly as vile as the ones I used to have flash before me every time Bob Dole showed up on TV to hawk Viagra.

jag

Too Funny t:

 

[Catman]

Diane Keaton is a ho?

She's been around. Allen. Al Pacino. Warren Beatty. Just to name a few.