If Micheal Bay directed an MCU movie than which movie should it be?

[Life]

We know he will never direct an MCU movie but which character do you think would fit him the most?

 

[T"Challa]

I'm not as down on Bay as most are, and i think he has the tools to make an absolutely crazy Thunderbolts movie. Keyword being crazy, not necessarily good. lol

 

[Fosterson]

We know he will never direct an MCU movie but which character do you think would fit him the most?

No character. He would just ruin the movie with racist/misogynistic humour, product placement and bad actors. I also imagine him and Feige would clash quite a lot on "creative" matters...

 

[BoredGuy]

"Ego the Living Planet"
because that is also Michael Bay's nickname

 

[Kahran Ramsus]

None. Keep him far away from Marvel.

 

[4thWallBreaker]

None. Keep him far away from Marvel.

I say this. But if it's separate from the MCU, throw him a bone with Micronauts.

 

[Blind_Lawyer]

The Hulk.

Seems like no one can get that property to work right on film. So if Bay ruins it, at least he's just adding to a list of mediocre films instead of bastardizing a cinematic legacy.

Eh, what am I saying? I actually like the Ang Lee Hulk and really don't want Bay near any MCU film.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

 

[Eddie]

I can't see him fitting in at Marvel, but if he'd stick to their script and overall vision I could maybe see him doing Ka-Zar. He does action, including action with CG characters, very well. It's everything else that can be (in some cases, VERY) weak. Get him to stick to a good script that happens to have a dude and his saber tooth cat fighting some dinosaurs and it could have some potential.

Bay and dinosaurs also give Ka-Zar a legit shot at the billion dollar club, so there's that. Audiences like dinosaurs, it seems, and Bay's got some maxed out critic armor.

 

[kedrell]

If we absolutely had to then I say let him do one of Marvel's western characters that likely would never be used for anything anyway like the Two Gun Kid, Kid Colt or the Phantom Rider or some such thing.

 

[Dasher10]

No. Michael Bay made all of two good films (The Rock and Pain and Gain) over his entire career. Black Sails succeeded because Bay was away directing and producing films so the showrunner was able to do what he wanted. That and Starz series are usually high quality. He has a horrible track record of making terrible films like Armageddon, Transformers, Bad Boys 2 and Ninja Turtles. He needs to stay away from Marvel.

I can see Bay directing the Hulk sequel and yet it'll just be a HULK SMASH film for two hours. We already got that in TIH and I'd rather see a sequel be more cerebral and emotional and focus on Banner's different personas and supporting cast. I don't deny that a Bay-directed Hulk would have impressive destruction but let's not pretend that it wouldn't get the same reception as the Ang Lee movie.

 

[NotSoLongAgo]

Probably the only cbm I could see him doing:

Can't really see anything in the mcu he could make.

 

[TX85]

Pyro

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

After the way he wiped his butt with Transformers, I'd rather he not adapt any comic character.

 

[Life]

"Ego the Living Planet"
because that is also Michael Bay's nickname

He can even play Ego.

 

[Destructus86]

He would direct whatever hero has the ability to explode at will.

 

[BoredGuy]

He would direct whatever hero has the ability to explode at will.

So (Not a hero but).....

?

I'm actually surprised Michael Bay didn't create the character, they are such a perfect fit for each other

 

[Mike5575]

Iron Man: Armor Wars

Have Iron Man's IM legion take on the transformers! It would be kewl.

 

[Mike5575]

This scene from tropic thunder screams Michael Bay:[YT]watch?v=E25z2Av3pys[/YT]

 

[Art_of_Crime]

Something spawned from Lifeld. Those two are cut from the same cloth.

 

[SuperFerret]

Damage Control.

Take the character work from Armageddon and put it against a background of Transformers-style battles and you've got a cool movie.

 

[baimun]

The only movie franchises Michael Bay should be given is "G.I. Joe" and "My Little Pony."

The reason being.... between "Transformers" and "Ninja Turtles" he's already taken a **** on most of our childhoods.... he might as well complete the trifecta by ruining G.I. Joe... and My Little Pony so he can ruin a few girl's childhood memories as well.


Ugh.

 

[SuperFerret]

Wow, so very bitter there. Did you ever stop to think that it might not be about your childhood anymore?

 

[Quasimod0]

I think Bay could make a pretty neat GI Joe film. Its not like the other two movies are classic pieces of cinema.

 

[Gold Samurai]

No character. He would just ruin the movie with racist/misogynistic humour, product placement and bad actors. I also imagine him and Feige would clash quite a lot on "creative" matters...

he would only do a marvel film if he gets a cut of the profit.

He'd have everyone driving gm cars

Insulting an Asian tech guy on his size. Played by ken jeong

Involve just the American military and some elite seal 6 members

Connect a historical event in U.S. History to the problem at hand