If there was a SHH! Amusement Park...

[Super Kal]

SHH as a park would be just so damn fun...

 

[caretaker14]

Welcome, Foolish newbies, to the SHHaunted Mansion...

 

[Hollow Wood Director]

The Mirko Kingdom

would have the following rides for a start...

Mountain Dew K Mosi rollercoaster ride.

Truthteller presents Harry & The Hendersons 3D adventure.

 

[Hollow Wood Director]

Spider-Fett's The Hot Babe Review.

PALADIN's Wacky Wild West Stunt Show.

The Red Marvel Water Chute Ride.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

The Hollow Woodisappear

 

[The Spawn]

How much would you pay to get in?

 

[Warhammer]

People would love getting on the ****ewhammer.

 

[Mee]

Mine would never be made. I mean imagine going into the park with your group and someone goes...

"Who wants to ride Mee!?"

 

[KALEL114]

Mine would be KALEL114's- The Rescue 911 Experience. Hosted by a robotic William Shatner.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wilhelm's Hard Rock Castle of Monsters

 

[Erzengel]

If SHH was an Amusement Park, when a ride becomes increasingly popular and fun, does that mean that it would be shut down?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Heh, yeah.

Attention. A woman pulled up her shirt while riding El Diablo and a minor saw it. The management is sorry one person had to ruin everyone's fun, but this ride is now closed.
Watch for our new ride in this space, "The Magic Caterpillar".

 

[rdh007]

Mine would be a renovated Tilt-a-Whirl called The All-Spin Zone. To add to the excitement, you'd throw baseballs while spinning around at a likeness of Bill O'Reilly's head. If you hit it, you win a season pass. If you hit the likeness of Barry Bonds' head, you win a free pop. If you hit another passenger, you get this t-shirt (and kicked out):

 

[redmarvel]

Well, you just know that mine would be:

RedMarvel's
Tunnel of Love

:heart:

You climb into your protective shell and head into the darkness for the ride of your life... don't be surprised if there's a lot of bumps, twists and turns. You may even get turned upside down.

 

[thedeadite]

The Superferret Flight Simulator. It's where you sit in a giant enclosed egg thing that fills with weasels and then gets catapulted into a lake.

that is the best ride i've ever heard of!!!

 

[redmarvel]

Spider-Fett's The Hot Babe Review.

PALADIN's Wacky Wild West Stunt Show.

The Red Marvel Water Chute Ride.

Great to see you Hollow Wood t:

Your ride "the Haunted Hollow Woods" would scare the bejesus out of all the little tykes, with famous movie monsters jumping out of the shadows, moving trees and of course sound effects galore.

 

[SapphirePrima]

I'd be like bumper cars or some kind of food stand

 

[Jack Rabbit]

TOB's ShireTokyo Village and Shopping Center: Experience the culture and crafts of Slightly Asian Hobbits

Kritish's Booth of 1,000,000,000 Insults: Pop in a quarter and feel your self esteem erode!

JAL's Self-Pity Parade: Thrown daily, few attend.

More to come...

 

[squeekness]

Mine would never be made. I mean imagine going into the park with your group and someone goes...

"Who wants to ride Mee!?"

LOL, poor Mee.

My ride would be slow and soothing where everyone is nice to each other. Like a Disney boat ride where everyone sips drinks and lounges about. The boat would run on hamster power and everyone can pet them and feed them. Or better yet-- a free hamster to take home with every ride!

 

[Erzengel]

Heh, yeah.

Attention. A woman pulled up her shirt while riding El Diablo and a minor saw it. The management is sorry one person had to ruin everyone's fun, but this ride is now closed.
Watch for our new ride in this space, "The Magic Caterpillar".

I imagine the Hype Lounge being something like "It's a Small World".

It's the Hype Lounge after all.....

And just making each person increasingly insane.

Oh and don't forget the guests who are escorted out for badmouthing the park or any of the characters.

 

[xwolverine2]

mine would be The Fun WW****e House x2

twice as many mirrors in my maze and twice as big....
however if you touch any of the mirrors you will be kidnapped and forever become XW2's ****e...:ekk:

SHH themepark = lawsuits

 

[SuperFerret]

that is the best ride i've ever heard of!!!

For a mere investment of $4 million, I will make this ride a reality, all I need is your credit card and social security number.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

TOB's ShireTokyo Village and Shopping Center: Experience the culture and crafts of Slightly Asian Hobbits

Haha! I hate you.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Wow, I have no clue what mine would be....

 

[The Spawn]

Think. Deep.

It'll come to you.