If you found out you were going to die...

[Victarion]

In an unavoidable animal-related accident, what kind would it be and why?

I'd pick meerkat stampede.

How about you?

 

[Honey Vibe]

A snake bite. Please.

 

[Whiskey Tango]

 

[Honey Vibe]

Erm, how romantic, Whiskey.

 

[Super Kal]

I'd have to agree with Whiskey Tango... that would be awesome

 

[Dorian Gray]

A Werewelf

 

[The Last Meatbag]

The lava thing that Gandalf fought....forgive me for my lack of LOTR knowledge

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Erm, how romantic, Whiskey.

If I'm gonna get mauled to death by a wild beast, it might as well be a dragon.

It makes for a better headline than "Man trampled by murderous moose" anyway.

 

[CrAzYMoFo]

A vampire... then I'd become one of them.

 

[Superhobo]

Does he count?

 

[Whiskey Tango]

The lava thing that Gandalf fought....forgive me for my lack of LOTR knowledge

Balrog, and yes, that would likely be my second choice.

Seriously, we're choosing what animal would shuffle us off the mortal coil. Why waste an awesome death scene on squirrels or even the mighty chihuahua?

Mythical beasts FOR THE WIN!

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Does he count?

You bet your ass he counts.

 

[Addendum]

Londo Mollari: But this… this, this, this is like… being nibbled to death by, uh… Pah! What are those Earth creatures called? Feathers, long bill, webbed feet… go "quack".
Vir Cotto: Cats.
Londo Mollari: Cats! I'm being nibbled to death by cats.

 

[hammy]

I'd want to be fluffed to death by cute kittens.

 

[Whiskey Tango]

^ Nooooo, they stealz j00r breath!

 

[keith_v]

I would want to go engaging in a Threeway Dance of Death. Me, my oppenent, and a very disturbed chimp would all be handcuffed together by the left hand. Me and the other person would be wearing kevlar gloves, wrapped in bandages that had been soaked in gasoline and lit on fire. The chimp would be starving and rabid.

The battle would take place in the lighting section of Home Depot. We would be surrounded by roughly 40 lawnmowers, placed upside down, while running, and also lit on fire. The floor would be coated in roughly 2000 packs of gummy bears, which should become sticky with all the fire.

I would overcome my oppenant, but fall victim to the chimp. He would then win citizenship to Papua New Guinea.

 

[Drizzle]

Whatever the hell this thing is:

 

[PalmerTheThing]

Godzilla stomping on me with his foot. Quick and painfull.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I believe the word you were looking for is painLESS....

Yeah...

 

[keith_v]

Whatever the hell this thing is:

The Basilisk... good choice!

 

[Whiskey Tango]

I would want to go engaging in a Threeway Dance of Death. Me, my oppenent, and a very disturbed chimp would all be handcuffed together by the left hand. Me and the other person would be wearing kevlar gloves, wrapped in bandages that had been soaked in gasoline and lit on fire. The chimp would be starving and rabid.

The battle would take place in the lighting section of Home Depot. We would be surrounded by roughly 40 lawnmowers, placed upside down, while running, and also lit on fire. The floor would be coated in roughly 2000 packs of gummy bears, which should become sticky with all the fire.

I would overcome my oppenant, but fall victim to the chimp. He would then win citizenship to Papua New Guinea.

That sounds pretty tite.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I thought a basilisk was just a giant Snake...not a giant Snake Rooster....abomination...

 

[Jack Rabbit]

 

[Whiskey Tango]

They don't advertise for killers in the newspaper. That was my profession. Ex-cop. Ex-blade runner. Ex-snuffalumpagus. Ex-killer.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Elephantmen > you.