If you were the antichrist.....

[RogueLDN]

I love squishing prostitutes into one.

not squishing one into prostitutes?

 

[AnimeJune]

That shifty Bendis and his continuity-altering powers.

I've come to realize that I'm in a minority when I say I love what Bendis did to Spider-Man.

Nevertheless - I LOVED what Bendis did to Spider-Man.

And that scene in the Bible - where the Hebrews trick all the guys in the city to be circumcized? They totally raid and pillage the town while the enemy is rolling around on the ground, clutching their sinbags. Classic God humour.

 

[The Comedian]

I'd be in the world's most evil meta group, evey letter of the band's name would have umlauts

 

[RogueLDN]

was that funny?

 

[Kritish]

Bill Gates' son.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Can't argue with that. He'd actually have the means to unite all the nations against God's/for his cause. Everyone has their price..

 

[Clobberin' Time]

I'd pick someone american, maybe from an affluent family with an affinity for stupidity and being president of the worlds largest super power?

Hang on, sorry RogueLDN, I've just copied you word for word

 

[RogueLDN]

i'll allow it.

 

[Decay]

now that's a strange topic...

 

[Kritish]

Brian Peppers

 

[Clobberin' Time]

Ok what about this, I'd be the son of a former American President that followed in my fathers footsteps to pursue his vendettas against the East and have subsequently made a total arse of myself world wide.

Wait, sorry, thats just a variation isn't it, RogueLDN ?

 

[RogueLDN]

Works for me mate

 

[Clobberin' Time]

Something tells me we're reading from the same page, my man.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Can't argue with that. He'd actually have the means to unite all the nations against God's/for his cause. Everyone has their price..

When it comes to matters of the afterlife, not EVERYONE has a price.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

It's an expression.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That means something...

 

[TheSumOfGod]

People think that islamic extremists are insane, but I find that if you pay them a series of hookers to f*** them all night long, they can suddenly seem quite reasonable.

 

[RogueLDN]

People think that islamic extremists are insane, but I find that if you pay them a series of hookers to f*** them all night long, they can suddenly seem quite reasonable.

Wouldnt you be?

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Terrorists just need to get laid, that's all. If the government of Israel would just put down their bullets and their bombs for one moment, and send armies of ****s into the rest of the Middle-East, fanatical muslims would suddenly be like: "You know, the jews aren't that bad really."

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Rape and Pillage towns-people. No apology afterward.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

I would not admit it.

 

[blind_fury]

famous porn star Peter North.

world domination is overrated.

 

[The Infernal]

If I were the Anti-Christ (which I'm not as I've just been recently assured ), I wouldn't pick such an obvious choice such as President of the US or something similar.

For one thing it's a temporary job, 4-8 years I believe. Plus you'd come off as an idiot in a lot of people's eyes no matter what you do. Though with current President there is obviously a lot of reason you could say why he's an idiot. Too much heat with that job.

What you want to do find something highly influential but apparently innocent. Like Saturday morning TV. Imagine either Barney or the Teletubies brainwashing your children to take over the world for your puproses.

 

[AnimeJune]

Terrorists just need to get laid, that's all. If the government of Israel would just put down their bullets and their bombs for one moment, and send armies of ****s into the rest of the Middle-East, fanatical muslims would suddenly be like: "You know, the jews aren't that bad really."

I heard this really funny comedian saying that the way to cure terrorism is to make them move to North America so they can become as lazy as we are.

Terrorist: "Mohammad, where were you? You were supposed to blow up the Empire State Building at 9:30!"
Mohammad: "Can this wait? I'm in the middle of watching Entourage on my TiVO."

And for those making the Dubya AntiChrist jokes - the dude's a puppet, man. A stupid, poorly manipulated puppet. Give Satan a little more credit - if he's gonna destroy the world, he's not going to get Elmo to do it.