If you were given 30 seconds on television to address everyone in the world...

[The Spawn]

...what would you say?

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Language barrier?

 

[SuperFerret]

"Stop being stupid."

 

[Rando]

i would drivel on about something silly. forever known as the guy who wasted the whole worlds time.

 

[Allen!]

" Hey guys, we should, you know, not do what we're doing, and do the thing, you know that thing, that's good, y'know? And one last thing. Potato. That is all."

 

[Nirvana]

I would tell everyone to go to hell and hope that life doesn't completely betray them.

 

[DDS]

This would probably be me...

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[Majic Walrus]

30 Seconds? I have this really awful very sexist racist joke. I'd probably lay that out there.

 

[bullets]

I'd tell them we only had a week left to live.

 

[Addendum]

Bababooey to all of you

 

[PyroChamber]

Probably a Joker style threat.

 

[Johann Krauss]

Orgy!

 

[BizarroAids]

I'd probably jump on and say...

"Ok, I'm tired of pushing one for English when I call Sprint or the Gas Company. If you, the hispanic community are coming here to take our jobs, then you need to learn English, not have us adapt to your language. If I'm a guest in someones house, I go by their rules, not make myself at home and make them tend to my ways"

That's all.

 

[Gilpesh]

"C**t."

Yes... that's all I would say.

 

[MattBearPig]

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[adhokk7]

I'd moon everyone.