If You Were Guaranteed Heaven If You Died Right Now, Would You Take It?

[raybia]

No. I wouldn't go. God hasn't taken me yet for a reason.

 

[raybia]

lol

 

[Abaddon]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2R7rSsctKg8&search=mad tv

 

[ampersand]

I wouldn't do that to my friends and family. Like someone already said, it isn't an egotistical thing just that I don't want those that I love to be hurt by me being selfish. Besides, I'm only 17. I still have alot to do in life.

 

[raybia]

I wouldn't do that to my friends and family. Like someone already said, it isn't an egotistical thing just that I don't want those that I love to be hurt by me being selfish. Besides, I'm only 17. I still have alot to do in life.

But wouldn't heaven by outside of space and time? You wouldn't have to wait very long for them to join you...assuming they made it.

 

[ampersand]

But wouldn't heaven by outside of space and time? You wouldn't have to wait very long for them to join you...assuming they made it.

The more I think into the question, the harder it is to answer because heaven for me would have all my friends and family there. So I guess that means that I would end their lives as well and guarantee them heaven. But does that mean that they get their version of heaven as well? Like, if I bring my sister to heaven but not her boyfriend because I don't like him, does that mean she loses him? It's a very complicated question.

 

[Superman4ever]

Perhaps because you're somewhere else...?

I don't know that the hell that means!

 

[Superman4ever]

The more I think into the question, the harder it is to answer because heaven for me would have all my friends and family there. So I guess that means that I would end their lives as well and guarantee them heaven.

I have a bird that is quite literally immortal, how the hell is he going to come? This 'oppertounity' has to be a trick -- sent-by-tha davil hisself!

 

[raybia]

I have a bird that is quite literally immortal, how the hell is he going to come? This 'oppertounity' has to be a trick -- sent-by-tha davil hisself!

LOL

 

[Alonsovich]

I don't know that the hell that means!

It's impossible for it to be an ARABIAN mirage because you're in Detroit, man. Unless there's a new city in Arabia called Detroit...

 

[raybia]

It's impossible for it to be an ARABIAN mirage because you're in Detroit, man. Unless there's a new city in Arabia called Detroit...

Well, Michigan is now little Arabia.

 

[Superman4ever]

It's impossible for it to be an ARABIAN mirage because you're in Detroit, man. Unless there's a new city in Arabia called Detroit...

Well, Michigan is now little Arabia.

Post 1 meet post 2!

It has been kinda hot here...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hmm, I'd need more information about what goes on in heaven. In case there're things you can't do in heaven that you can here on Earth; leading me to do said thing 1000000x more.

 

[raybia]

Hmm, I'd need more information about what goes on in heaven. In case there're things you can't do in heaven that you can here on Earth; leading me to do said thing 1000000x more.

I would think that no wrongdoing would be permitted. A person of heaven would be so pure at that level that there wouldn't even be a desire to do anything considered immoral.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

A classic conflict: things that we do that feel good are usually wrong on some level but in heaven, there'd be no desire to do those things. I've always wanted to know exactly what goes on in heaven though; no wrongdoing included.

 

[U.S War Machine]

Yep I would accept God's invitation into his kingdom

 

[Franklin Richards]

...and if the Tooth Fairy were real I'd get some money. And if Santa were real I'd get presents once a year.

Funny thing is... they're not real.

 

[jaguarr]

...and if the Tooth Fairy were real I'd get some money. And if Santa were real I'd get presents once a year.

Funny thing is... they're not real.

Well, Santa's a hoax, but dude....there's really a Tooth Fairy. Knock some of your teeth out and put 'em under your pillow tonight. You'll see.

jag

 

[Tsunulia]

Well, Santa's a hoax, but dude....there's really a Tooth Fairy. Knock some of your teeth out and put 'em under your pillow tonight. You'll see.

jag

The Tooth Fairy comes when your parents fight so make sure to get them good and mad before you go to bed

 

[jaguarr]

The Tooth Fairy comes when your parents fight so make sure to get them good and mad before you go to bed

I don't think Franklin has parents. Maybe that's why he doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy?

jag

 

[Franklin Richards]

I was grown in a lab. Don't make fun of me.



It's the hard knock life for us!

 

[jaguarr]

I was grown in a lab. Don't make fun of me.



It's the hard knock life for us!

Test tube beh-beh!

jag

 

[Iceman]

If heaven exists and I had a guaranteed pass I'd take it. I'm sure any family and friends would tell me to do the same thing.

 

[Scooter]

Would I get to keep my pants? How do know that [whoever was offering this proposal] wouldn't make me take a shower first, and then, while I was in the shower, steal my pants? 'Cause I would have shampoo and **** in my hair, so I couldn't just run after him/her if I saw/heard him/her stealing my pants (also, I'm naked). Or, I would imagine him/her would have special powers and ****, so who's to say I even could see/hear him/her absconding with the pants, assuming I was in a position to do so in the first place (maybe I was facing the wall instead of the door)?

So many questions...