I can't believe people are calling this film a masterpiece
This movie sucked. It was boring. Very, very boring. There were far too many slow mo scenes. In fact, every action scene was slow mo. And a few non-action scenes were slow mo. Like the horse, raising up it's legs all dramatic like - completely pointless. The oracle girl, girating and dancing about in slow mo - stupid and pointless. It was ridiculous. A character can't ****ing point or anything without having to do a dramatic pose and doing it in slow mo!!
Very thin plot. Which would have been okay, if the film weren't so boring.
The film had its moments, but they were few and far between. The movie didn't do anything to grab me besides a few flashy moves from the fighters here and there. But I was too bored to care, and too annoyed at the stupid slow motion of pretty much every single scene.
Pointless sex scene. I mean seriously. And going through all the different positions, the woman moaning. Cheesy.
The fat monster with swords for arms - what the **** was he supposed to be?
The screen fading to black to reveal the evil black guys white eyes - what the **** was that about?
So many pointless moments, stringed together by a very slow moving plot and just bearable action. So many pointless, embarressing scenes. For example, when they're watching the boats sink and they're cheering - very badly done. I actually cringed at this scene, and many other scenes. Like when the hunchback went to the Persian camp and there was all those girls there.
I wish there was more to comment on, but there isn't. The story? What story? 300 guys fighting tens of thousands - nice idea on paper.
Maybe the comic is better, I'll have to give it a read. But they screwed up the execution of this film big time in the movie.
I felt like walking out. I hardly ever feel like that with a movie.
Over hyped trash.