I'm going to MEXICO on Monday...

[TNC9852002]

I've never hardly been outside of the states, so, I'm not sure what to expect...

Any tips? Ya know, airport stuff, Mexico stuff..

Oh, I'm going to Leon-Guanajuato Mexico specifically.


-TNC

 

[Motown Marvel]

drink the water. bring me a burrito.

 

[Speedball]

NEVER get ice, and beware of Mariachis. They always lead to cool gunfights.
I take that back.
Seek out Mariachis.

 

[heypapajinx]

don't go walking around the train tracks at night and stay away from Juarez.

 

[TNC9852002]

-TNC

 

[Assassin]

Drink the water. iz good

 

[dpm07]

Have a great time and enjoy yourself. Here's a link with some info:

http://www.visitmexico.com/wb2/Visitmexico/Visi_Guanajuato

What brings you to that area of Mexico? Some of the best looking women in Mexico are in Guadalajara, but I'm sure there are some fine ones in Guanajuato as well.

Enjoy yourself. It's the 5th largest city in Mexico. Mexico has a lot of mystery and history in it, and a lot to appreciate, see, and enjoy.

 

[heypapajinx]

how long are you going to be in the Mother Land?

 

[M@ssEffect]

Do Not. Drink. The Water.

Rule #1 for Americans/outsiders.

DONT DRINK THE WATER.

Bring Condoms.

Goto Cancun.

Dont look like you have money.

Have fun.

 

[TNC9852002]

Have a great time and enjoy yourself. Here's a link with some info:

http://www.visitmexico.com/wb2/Visitmexico/Visi_Guanajuato

What brings you to that area of Mexico? Some of the best looking women in Mexico are in Guadalajara, but I'm sure there are some fine ones in Guanajuato as well.

I'll be there for 4 days, 3 nights...It's a school thing with members of my PMLP in the engineering college...We're going down there mainly to check out the GM plants and the malls and stuff...I'm not usually a socialite, but if the situation arises, I'll be sure to make the best of it..

-TNC

 

[nosebleed.]

Burger King delivers in Mexico. So does Blockbuster video. Don't get arrested and if you do then I hope you speak enough spanish to bribe your way out. Make sure if you goto a bar that you don't drink the ice...its tap water. Bring lots of condoms. Only go clubbing with someone who knows the area. Have fun.

 

[El ASESINO]

Don't forget to visit
Las Momias de Guanajuato

 

[CyberFaust]

i thought the whole idea was getting out of mexico?

and, at the border, remember to tell them "I'm not a drug dealer"

 

[USMC]

Drink alot of water! You need to stay hydrated, right?

 

[PLAS]

okay, since it looks like you're not coming for spring break purposes, Guanajuato is a beautiful, rich, historic city, one of the first cities to be founded by the spaniards back in the 1500's

I'd strongly recommend to take the walk up to El Pipila, visiting the museums around there

as for the whole "don't drink the water" cries from most sissies around here, well... if your stomach fortitude is not good enough, just stick to bottled water and sealed drinks

although I do strongly recommend you to have a Chocomilk, those things tend to be addicting

Guanajuato is a great place to visit, as a matter of fact, the drummer in my band is going there for his honeymoon this July, so have a great time

although the most popular time to visit Guanajuato is during the Cervantino Festival in october

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I love the "only go out with locals" and "don't look rich" advice.
LOL.
sure , if you dress like Jerry Lawler, but otherwise you people talk like he was going to Iraq.
I live in the "most dangerous city in Mexico" and it's all hype.
I'd be more anxious going into Newark at 3:00 pm than walking around my city at 3:00 am.

 

[nosebleed.]

i thought the whole idea was getting out of mexico?

and, at the border, remember to tell them "I'm not a drug dealer"

lol...that reminded me of one time my friends and I went to Tijuana. We drove from San Fran to San Diego with these two hispanic girls who had family down in El Cajon. We went to this club in Tijuana and the girl who was with my friend wound up hanging around this guy she met in the club all night long. So of course my friend is all bent out of shape about it when we leave the club...but it gets worse.

We get to the border and the Mexican border cop asks us, "Are you US Citizens". My friend and I say yes and he asks the girls and they start giving him attitude like, "Why do you even have to ask us that...that's a stupid question". My friend turns around and says, "You better ****ing tell them you're citizens...I don't want to be stuck in a cell all night long". So she says, "Well, we ain't Mexicans dumbass". So of course we have to get out of the car and yadda yadda. My friend tells the girl to talk to the guy since she speaks spanish to try and give him a bribe to let us get out of there...since it was all her and her friends fault anyway. She talks to him...gives him 40 bucks and we're out.

We drive to their parent's house and my friend says to them, "Hey go on inside, I gotta tell Patrick (me) something". And as soon as they get in the house he takes off toward San Fran. He said, "**** those chicks...they can get their own ride back to San Fran".

 

[USMC]

Sounds like a couple of *****es... that's awesome!t:

 

[Mr Sparkle]

lol...that reminded me of one time my friends and I went to Tijuana. We drove from San Fran to San Diego with these two hispanic girls who had family down in El Cajon. We went to this club in Tijuana and the girl who was with my friend wound up hanging around this guy she met in the club all night long. So of course my friend is all bent out of shape about it when we leave the club...but it gets worse.

We get to the border and the Mexican border cop asks us, "Are you US Citizens". My friend and I say yes and he asks the girls and they start giving him attitude like, "Why do you even have to ask us that...that's a stupid question". My friend turns around and says, "You better ****ing tell them you're citizens...I don't want to be stuck in a cell all night long". So she says, "Well, we ain't Mexicans dumbass". So of course we have to get out of the car and yadda yadda. My friend tells the girl to talk to the guy since she speaks spanish to try and give him a bribe to let us get out of there...since it was all her and her friends fault anyway. She talks to him...gives him 40 bucks and we're out.

We drive to their parent's house and my friend says to them, "Hey go on inside, I gotta tell Patrick (me) something". And as soon as they get in the house he takes off toward San Fran. He said, "**** those chicks...they can get their own ride back to San Fran".

there's no reason there should be a Mexican cop on the border when entering the US, only when entering Mexico.
this sounds weird.

 

[nosebleed.]

there's no reason there should be a Mexican cop on the border when entering the US, only when entering Mexico.
this sounds weird.

I meant the border cop was mexican-american. Sorry.

He didn't talk to my friend and I at all...hell, he didn't even check our IDs. He was just giving the girls a hard time. But we couldn't leave without them.

 

[Duende Verde]

lol...that reminded me of one time my friends and I went to Tijuana. We drove from San Fran to San Diego with these two hispanic girls who had family down in El Cajon. We went to this club in Tijuana and the girl who was with my friend wound up hanging around this guy she met in the club all night long. So of course my friend is all bent out of shape about it when we leave the club...but it gets worse.

We get to the border and the Mexican border cop asks us, "Are you US Citizens". My friend and I say yes and he asks the girls and they start giving him attitude like, "Why do you even have to ask us that...that's a stupid question". My friend turns around and says, "You better ****ing tell them you're citizens...I don't want to be stuck in a cell all night long". So she says, "Well, we ain't Mexicans dumbass". So of course we have to get out of the car and yadda yadda. My friend tells the girl to talk to the guy since she speaks spanish to try and give him a bribe to let us get out of there...since it was all her and her friends fault anyway. She talks to him...gives him 40 bucks and we're out.

We drive to their parent's house and my friend says to them, "Hey go on inside, I gotta tell Patrick (me) something". And as soon as they get in the house he takes off toward San Fran. He said, "**** those chicks...they can get their own ride back to San Fran".

Mexican Border Cop when you're going back to the US?
THAT'S BULLS***!

 

[nosebleed.]

Mexican Border Cop when you're going back to the US?
THAT'S BULLS***!

see above...sheesh...

 

[Duende Verde]

I meant the border cop was mexican-american. Sorry.

He didn't talk to my friend and I at all...hell, he didn't even check our IDs. He was just giving the girls a hard time. But we couldn't leave without them.

An american officer screwed you and the *****y girls are american.

But conveniently they are mexican-american when you tell the story becuase it has to do with Mexico.

 

[Duende Verde]

The whole "don't drink the water" thing only applies to water from the faucet, americans are used to doing that back home, buy bottled water and it's ok.

 

[nosebleed.]

An american officer screwed you and the *****y girls are american.

But conveniently they are mexican-american when you tell the story becuase it has to do with Mexico.

The dude was hispanic. How the hell is that convenient? You're reading too much into the story and trying to make it something its not.