I'm gonna leave my Girlfriend, but how? (WITH POLL)

[Cyrusbales]

Basicaly I can't be assed anymore, prefer random new and exciting adventures, but how do i do it???

 

[Addendum]

Fake your death

 

[DarthRekal]

see my vote

 

[Electrix]

Fake your death

HAHA

up:

 

[Space Moose]

Punch her in the face. If she says anything, punch her again. It's a win, win situation!

 

[blind_fury]

Demand deplorable sex acts until she gets tired of it.

It's a win-win.

 

[tzarinna]

Tell her you want to see other people.

 

[Cyrusbales]

I forgot to add the option

"E-mail her the link to this thread"

 

[union_jak]

Tell her she made you gay. Make it seem like it was her fault.

 

[Space Moose]

I forgot to add the option

"E-mail her the link to this thread"

LQTM

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I forgot to add the option

"E-mail her the link to this thread"

 

[doc ock rules!]

Tell her you're getting a sex change.

 

[unstoppable]

just tell her

 

[Space Moose]

Three letters:

STD

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

Tell me to tell her....


problem solved if not tell her you hate her....

 

[DV8]

I forgot to add the option

"E-mail her the link to this thread"

ha! that's what I was gonna say . . . or call her into the room for something while you're on this thread and when she says "what are you looking at?", slowly scroll to the thread title

 

[Cyrusbales]

ha! that's what I was gonna say . . . or call her into the room for something while you're on this thread and when she says "what are you looking at?", slowly scroll to the thread title

but then I have to see her....

 

[Byrd Man]

Don't dump her. Just cheat on her until she finds out.

 

[DV8]

Basicaly I can't be assed anymore, prefer random new and exciting adventures, but how do i do it???

what does it mean, this "assed"?

 

[JP]

ha! that's what I was gonna say . . . or call her into the room for something while you're on this thread and when she says "what are you looking at?", slowly scroll to the thread title

 

[DV8]

just call her and say "I'm breaking up w/ you" then hang up.

 

[millennium movies]

Poor chick...

 

[Cyrusbales]

what does it mean, this "assed"?

bothered

 

[DV8]

^I see . . .

 

[Cyrusbales]

Don't dump her. Just cheat on her until she finds out.

She still tries to talk to me though, and she lives less than five mins walk from me.....