In a series of strange events you get to make first contact with aliens..

[Captain Bryan]

In a series of strange events you get to make first contact with aliens.. You get to ask them 10 questions.
What do you ask them?

 

[Flash525]

Ohh, good topic for discussion. Okay...

1. Were they, or have they ever been involved with humanity before; are any of the myths surrounding alien involvement in ancient civilisations true?
2. What is their home world like compared to Earth?
3. Are they able to help us (humanity) be the better parts of ourselves?
4. What's so interesting about our asses?
5. Why aren't they wearing any clothes (I'm assuming they wouldn't be)
6. Can you give me superpowers?
7. How busy is the Galaxy, and what are other aliens [of similar technological advancement] like?
8. What do they think of Humanity as a whole?
9. Can they do anything about Trump?
10. What are their views on Brexit?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Flash525 covered the big ones I think.


My own would be...

A. Our anuses... Why the interest? Be specific.

B. You guys flattered or offended by our media portrayals of aliens? Would it be in bad taste if we were to continue with stuff like PREDATOR or WAR OF THE WORLDS post contact or would that be not cool?

C. How full of **** was L. Ron Hubbard? Oh... We know he was full of **** but I figure you guys can give us a precise breakdown of exactly how much **** he was full of.

D. Did you guys, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster just decide not to be in the public eye altogether once everyone got a camera in their phones?

E. What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

F. Also... How many licks would it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? Our scientists are apparently not equipped to give us this info.

G. Before forcibly converting us to your space religion I just want to know if there is an upside? So... Force powers? Is that in the mix there or mind expanding drugs that give us space folding abilities? Something? Cuz... That would rock.

 

[Mandon Knight]

Frosties or Coco Pops ?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Frosties or Coco Pops ?

I think they'd be offended at our lack of alien/sci fi based breakfast cereals.

I mean... Vampires, undead ghouls and spirits... All cool beans to feed kids stuff with those things as their mascots. But no cereals with alien themes? You dropped the ball there Proctor & Gamble.

 

[Mandon Knight]

I think they'd be offended at our lack of alien/sci fi based breakfast cereals.

I mean... Vampires, undead ghouls and spirits... All cool beans to feed kids stuff with those things as their mascots. But no cereals with alien themes? You dropped the ball there Proctor & Gamble.

Smack, Crack & Pot I believe are the choice of Aliens.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

Is "how to serve man" a best seller on your planet ?

 

[Mandon Knight]

Can you ask E.T. to call us back, it's been a while.

 

[Erzengel]

Outside human race/species romance in fiction

 

[Captain Bryan]

Ohh, good topic for discussion. Okay...

1. Were they, or have they ever been involved with humanity before; are any of the myths surrounding alien involvement in ancient civilisations true?
2. What is their home world like compared to Earth?
3. Are they able to help us (humanity) be the better parts of ourselves?
4. What's so interesting about our asses?
5. Why aren't they wearing any clothes (I'm assuming they wouldn't be)
6. Can you give me superpowers?
7. How busy is the Galaxy, and what are other aliens [of similar technological advancement] like?
8. What do they think of Humanity as a whole?
9. Can they do anything about Trump?
10. What are their views on Brexit?

Very good questions! I'll make sure to pass these along! Thank you!

 

[Flash525]

D. Did you guys, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster just decide not to be in the public eye altogether once everyone got a camera in their phones?

Hah, wouldn't it be something if aliens actually resembled a Plesiosaur, and that Nessie was actually a vacationing alien from another world.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

HOLA.
Do you speak English by default?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

HOLA.
Do you speak English by default?

Esperanto.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Esperanto.

Maybe I should try learning it.

 

[Steyin]

Can I leave with you?

All I need.

 

[Dark Raven]

1. Why do you think earth girls are easy?
2. Is alien sex so bad that you talk about the day the earth stood still?
3. When you recite Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, do you say Et tu brute?
4. Is forbidden planet your favourite comic shop?
5. Were you looking for a quiet place?
6. Can you tell me how to talk to girls at parties?
7. What species are you?
8. Can you point me to the faculty?
9. What's the fifth element of the periodic table?
10. After earth, where are you going next?

 

[Flash525]

1. Why do you think earth girls are easy?
2. Is alien sex so bad that you talk about the day the earth stood still?
3. When you recite Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, do you say Et tu brute?
4. Is forbidden planet your favourite comic shop?
5. Were you looking for a quiet place?
6. Can you tell me how to talk to girls at parties?
7. What species are you?
8. Can you point me to the faculty?
9. What's the fifth element of the periodic table?
10. After earth, where are you going next?

How long did that take you?

 

[Dark Raven]

How long did that take you?

Longer than the average post as I had to look up some of them to fit into sentences.

Did everyone get all the alien/ sci-fi film references? There are 11.

 

[Breogan]

I think they'd be offended at our lack of alien/sci fi based breakfast cereals.

I mean... Vampires, undead ghouls and spirits... All cool beans to feed kids stuff with those things as their mascots. But no cereals with alien themes? You dropped the ball there Proctor & Gamble.

OK ;last one is fake LOL!

 

[Holiday]

In a series of strange events you get to make first contact with aliens.. You get to ask them 10 questions.
What do you ask them?

I'd only ask them if they enjoyed the taste of lead.