Insane rumor of the month... MICROSOFT WANTS CAPCOM AS FIRST PARTY DEVELOPER!?

[WhatsHisFace]

THANKS FOR AGREEING WITH ME YOU ****ING MORON.

I SAID THE REASON FOR CLOSING THE STUDIO CAN BE POINTED AT CAPCOMS STREAMLINIGN EFFORTS NOT BECAUSE CLOVER WAS LOSING THEM TONS OF MONEY.

YOU"RE THE ONE WHO SAID THEY CLOSED CLOVER SPECIFICALLY TO SAVE THEIR FINANCIAL ASSES. WHICH ISN'T TRUE SINCE CLOVER WASN'T GENERATING HUGE LOSES. THE MOVES CAPCOM IS MAKING IS IT TO MAXIMIZE THEIR PROFITS AND EFFICIENTCY OF THEIR STUDIOS NOT AS SOME ACTIVISION STYLE MOVE.

YOU'RE ******ED.

CONVENIENT HOW THE REPORT GOES ON COMPLETELY ABOUT FINANCES AND OTHER MOVES TO SAVE MONEY!!!!!! OBVIOUSLY THE "STREAMLINING" JUST A CORPORATE RHETORIC COVERUP TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE LESS OF A FAILURE YOU NINCUMTARD!!!! t: t: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHA!!!!! t: t:

 

[Extromaniac]

Now he's just mocking you.

Hate-sex...

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Now he's just mocking you.

Hate-sex...

zENIEN CHOSES TO NOT READ BETWEEN THE LINES. cONVENIENTLY...

 

[Extromaniac]

I can see this very quickly spiraling towards sexual tension.

A good indicator of this is all the back and forth caps usage, and Kevin's not even around.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

i personally find zenien's persona hott.

 

[Extromaniac]

That was a fatal mistake, my friend.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Zenien is a lesbian, and I'm only attracted to blondes.

 

[Extromaniac]

We all know this, I'm just making fun of you guys.

You fight so much, you two seem like a couple.

 

[Zenien]

 

[WhatsHisFace]

i personally find zenien's persona hott.

You're going to be patronized like never before.

 

[Extromaniac]

..Yes..

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I'm really tired of people saying it's cute when we fight. All I want to do is win arguments on the internet, and people have to jump in and make condescending comments left and right. I can never enjoy the moment because it's being enjoyed by others at my expense.

 

[Mentok]

I bet the'Make-up sex' between you two is great

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

You're going to be patronized like never before.

can't wait.

 

[Extromaniac]

Yes, its level of hotness is probably something you and I shalt never see.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

 

[Zenien]

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[GoldenAgeHero]

can i take advantage of your corpse?

 

[Extromaniac]

Man, am I going to go into psychology as a field. ****ing with people's minds is absolution.

 

[Mentok]

THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!

 

[Extromaniac]

can i take advantage of your corpse?

Not until after WHF is done weeping, for his greatest foe (and love) has perished and he is left.. alone. Like a soap opera, almost.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

i'll plow zenien right into the stone age.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

My nuclear holocaust picture is a Red X.

 

[Extromaniac]

i'll plow zenien right into the stone age.

You know, you're probably going to die a slow and painful death for that, right?

 

[WhatsHisFace]

i'll plow zenien right into the stone age.

I'm sure you would, I'm sure you would.