*********ion is a natural course of life, right?

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  1. oakzap425 Registered

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    So, I told Matt, for the sake of keeping this thread open, to keep it mature and clean. So no pictures, or links please, unless you're sending it via pm, which I assume is okay. I'm sure Matt will post in here eventually ( :o ), so he can verify.


    I know you do, fess up. Hand, Toy, or Both.





    Discuss.
     
  2. Obi-Ron Deal with it

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    Both...I use a toy hand.
     
  3. Space Moose Not Wearing Converse

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    So this a thread to discuss *********ion techniques? Both boys and girls, right?
     
  4. oakzap425 Registered

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    This thread makes me want tas;ldkjhrtewpoihjn;m;,df;erltiya;lskdjgmnv.


    There. Anyway, this one seems destined for closure. Oh, and I don't *********e because it's sinful...
     
  6. Nell2ThaIzzay Registered

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    i just wanted to post in here before it's closed, lol

    oh, and *********ion is nowhere as cool as the real thing. but looking at porn girls is fun :)
     
  7. oakzap425 Registered

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    I'm sure it isn't. But I'm in no rush. :o


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    And there really isn't any reason for it to get closed, if people can have a mature conversation. It's not like I started a thread about having sex with goats.
     
  8. Obi-Ron Deal with it

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    A goat thread would have had more responses by now. :csad:
     
  9. oakzap425 Registered

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    That's because people don't like to fess up. You could contribute. The hype ain't what it used to be. :down :(
     
  10. Obi-Ron Deal with it

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    I am the master of my domain.
     
  11. Rando Aces Registered

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    i like cats.
     
  12. Drizzle You'll get your rent when Ditkovich is in the MCU!

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    What was the thing the dad in "American Pie" said? *********ion is like bouncing a tennis ball against the wall. It can be fun, but it's practice.

    Oh, and...

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner

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    Is this really necessary? I mean, come on. There's better places for conversations like this.
     
  14. Warhammer Half Monk, Half Hitman

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    Mod-powers, activated. :o
     
  15. The Chairman Pimps' Main Prophet

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    It's something everyone does or has done. There's nothing wrong with it (unless you have a shot at the real thing yet put it off to continue your *********ory splendor).
     
  16. TNC9852002 Banned User

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    [​IMG]

    -TNC
     
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    I forgot, what's the girls name in your avatar?
     
  18. Matt IKYN Guy Groupie

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    If everyone is mature about this, it is fine. One of our longest running threads was about whether or not you shave your genitals. If you cannot post in here without being mature, I am going to have to ask you to leave. When Oakzap asked me about this thread, I decided to treat it like an experiment. If immature posters stay out (and they will, even if I have to force them to)...I see no reason why this can't be a successful discussion. If not, it will die a natural death and fade into obscurity on page 6 by tomorrow.
     
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    well......uhh....hooo.....can't we just bump the greatest thread off all time? the ''Do u shave yo nads'' thread? Masturbaiton....hmm....yeah....lol
     
  20. chaseter Esteemed Member

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    Of course it's natural. Hand is normal for guys and if you throw in toys for guys it's unnatural and desperate. Girls of course can have toys becuase honestly I would never want mine or someone else's hands in my ho-ho for sanitary reasons, if I was a woman of course :wink.
     
  21. Kable24 Member of the NRA

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    I am married and I *********e. My wife has even bought me some things to help me out. She also has some things to help her out when neither one of us is around to be intimate. There is nothing wrong with *********ing. It's a healthy thing to do.
    It's funny though because as a kid and if you were asked if you *********ing, you'd deny it. Now, I freely admit to doing it.
     
  22. Rando Aces Registered

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    wee wee touching. hee hee hee.
     
  23. TNC9852002 Banned User

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    This thread just gave me a great idea!

    -TNC
     
  24. The Amazing Lee Don't call me chicken!

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    Best thread....hands down...
































    my pants...OooooooOooo...:D
     
  25. Rando Aces Registered

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    HIYO!!! but why are they down there? if i out my hands down your pants, would i feel nuts? would i give you two thumsb up?
     

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