Iron Man Vs Master Chief

[The Leaguer]

But look at Dino's adversary. He licked Fred. Fred is a caveman. Cavemen had extremely limited reasoning abilities, thanks to their under-developed brains.

Yogi, however, is a hyper-evolved bear bent on the destruction of all picnic baskets within his domain. He regularly outsmarts modern humans. Yogi has the undeniable advantage, one he would push until Dino's destruction.

 

[Anubis]

But you forget the animalistic nature of Dino. Brains can only take you so far. if Dino wants to lick you, you will be licked. Hyper evolved brain or not. That's like saying Stephen Hawking stands a chance against a T-Rex because of his IQ

 

[The Leaguer]

The difference being, of course, that Hawking is completely immobile except for like a finger, and the T-Rex was the most badass creature ever to live. Yogi is a hardcore killer with claws and fangs, and Dino is a fully-******ed reptile that most dinosaurs are ashamed to associate with.

 

[Anubis]

Yogi is a lazy pampered slacker, and Dino is an Insane licking machine.

Seriously, Yogi doesn't stand a chance.

Now if we were talking Dino versus Boo Boo, well, then we'd have a fight.

 

[Tropico]

 

[The Leaguer]

Well, that settles it!

 

[Anubis]

This is why Photoshop is evil

 

[The Leaguer]

But all-knowing!

 

[unstoppable]

Yeah, he doesn't like XBox. He probally would have insulted halo even if it was Master Chief versus Yogi Bear.

thats stupid xbox is the best system of the three

 

[The Leaguer]

Haha, poor guy. I almost feel sorry for you.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

That's condescending. You're very condescending.

 

[The Leaguer]

No, I just seem to have better taste than him.

 

[unstoppable]

No, I just seem to have better taste than him.

sure. you keep telling yourself that

 

[The Leaguer]

I don't need to, my superior-than-XBox systems tell me.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

sure. you keep telling yourself that

He will...every hour of every day. And twice before bedtime!

 

[unstoppable]

He will...every hour of every day. And twice before bedtime!

that could give a man nightmares

 

[The Leaguer]

Actually, I'm sure it would give beautiful dreams of PlayStation and GameCube.

 

[unstoppable]

Actually, I'm sure it would give beautiful dreams of PlayStation and GameCube.

now i like the gamecube just not the ps2

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Pff, everybody knows the TurboGrafix 16 was the best. Bonk would so own Master Chief it isn't even funny.

 

[The Leaguer]

It's true, the TurboGrafix is like the HAL 9000 of video game systems.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Bonk ruled, so **** all you *****es' sarcasm.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Bonk ruled, so **** all you *****es' sarcasm.

I wasn't being sarcastic at all. Bonk would totally put Master Chief in a little pink dress and make him his *****.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

All right, then. Respect the Bonk.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Damn right. There's nothing in the universe that Bonk and the dude from Splatterhouse couldn't beat down.

 

[3dman27]

getting back on topic here i think shelhead would give a 5 knuckle [and two repulsor ray }"court martial" to master chief