Is God's love conditional or unconditional?

[blind_fury]

any predictions?

 

[JLBats]

God's love is unrequited.

 

[The Dark Defender]

Unconditional.

 

[blind_fury]

God's love is unrequited.

In english please.

 

[Tangled Web]

Unconditional

 

[Danalys]

depends on judgement.

 

[JLBats]

In english please.

God wants to **** on your face.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The real God...unconditional.
The Gods worshipped by the big three? Completely, undeniably conditional.

It's not even a question. Close thread.

I can't vote in the poll because thread-maker didn't specify which God he was talking about.

 

[blind_fury]

depends on judgement.

um, that means his love is conditional.

 

[Danalys]

it's conditonal one way and unconditional the other.

 

[blind_fury]

God wants to **** on your face.

hmmmm. That would explain alot. But why would a being with a 4 billion IQ want to metaphorically crap on his own creations?

 

[Franklin Richards]

God : I love you.

Steve : Really?

God : Of course.

Steve : Cool. Thanks God. I'm gonna go get some tacos.

God : Hold on a sec. I want you to take my son with you.

Steve : Uh, God. Your sons a bit... weird.

God : Oh come on. Sure he stinks a bit and he won't wear those shoes I got him, but he's not that bad.

Steve : Look God. If the guys see me hangin' with Jesus they are gonna think I'm a *****e.

God : Ok look. Either you take Jesus with you or... or...

Steve : Or what?

God : Or you can't get into Heaven!

Steve : What the ****???

 

[JLBats]

hmmmm. That would explain alot. But why would a being with a 4 billion IQ want to metaphorically crap on his own creations?

Do not question the will of God.

 

[Mee]

Unconditional.

 

[blind_fury]

The real God...unconditional.
The Gods worshipped by the big three? Completely, undeniably conditional.

It's not even a question. Close thread.

I can't vote in the poll because thread-maker didn't specify which God he was talking about.

Ares.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I think JLB's scat-fetish is being self-outed tonight.
I thought I told you to handle yourself with the wine-coolers and such.

 

[JLBats]

I think JLB's scat-fetish is being self-outed tonight.
I thought I told you to handle yourself with the wine-coolers and such.

But they're so deliciously tasty.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

yes, fruity.

 

[JLBats]

I actually knew a girl who got drunk and ****ty after one cooler.

 

[blind_fury]

Unconditional.

Unconditional

Unconditional.

So I guess you guys don't believe in Hell then.

 

[blind_fury]

it's conditonal one way and unconditional the other.

It can only be one or the other.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I actually knew a girl who got drunk and ****ty after one cooler.

Name?
Number?
Address?
Weight?
Height?
Age?
Orientation?
Location?
Smell?

 

[Danalys]

dimentionality is both ways. are you saying god is one dimentional. that is a point.

 

[JLBats]

Name?
Number?
Address?
Weight?
Height?
Age?
Orientation?
Location?
Smell?

She's way too young for you. Only one year older than me in fact.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

's'true. I can't get off with anyone younger than 24.

I guess you feel like you're one up on me now.