Is this dude crazy?

[Carter]

Im picturing dried out, microwaved roast beef

 

[Kritish]

Im picturing dried out, microwaved roast beef

I'm going to have nightmares now...

 

[Immortalfire]

Im picturing dried out, microwaved roast beef

Thanks for jamming that delightful image into my head

 

[Kritish]

The porn industry might have filled a new niche.

Women over 100 porn!

 

[Carter]

Yeah, it's a great idea if those old women want broken hips......and schlongs

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[Kritish]

Yeah, it's a great idea if those old women want broken hips......and schlongs

They can bake cookies for the film director.

 

[Carter]

I would never eat any cookies made by a "porno grandma"
And I definately wouldn't touch the milk

 

[Kritish]

I would never eat any cookies made by a "porno grandma"
And I definately wouldn't touch the milk

That's wise of you.

 

[Immortalfire]

I'm leaving before my brain explodes.

 

[Kritish]

So are there landing strips grey too?

 

[Carter]

The carpet's should match the drapes.
But Im thinking the older chicks go for the "Hitler mustache",

 

[Kritish]

The carpet's should match the drapes.
But Im thinking the older chicks go for the "Hitler mustache",

Kinky...

 

[E. Bison]

I'm sorry for this but I've always fantacized about doing an old lady. I don't know why but just for the hell of it I guess. The oldest broad I've been with was like 32 which is considered by Valley standards VERY ancient.

 

[E. Bison]

The carpet's should match the drapes.
But Im thinking the older chicks go for the "Hitler mustache",

OH.....GOD! No......................No............NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[Carter]

oh yes.

What does an old woman's hoo-haa taste like?

Eh....depends

 

[E. Bison]

oh yes.

What does an old woman's hoo-haa taste like?

Eh....depends

 

[DV8]

what a ****! Who wants to marry a broad who's had 20 husbands before!!??


Yes, the m'f'r is fuackin nuts!

 

[DV8]

oh yes.

What does an old woman's hoo-haa taste like?

Eh....depends

fish fry and moth balls

 

[Spiderpig]

If her vagina still works.

She probably keeps it in a jar at the side of the bed.