I've just got an e-mail from Paris Hilton!

[stormchaser]

As you know, last year when I went to the Depeche Mode LA party at the Cinespace in hollywood. There, I met Paris Hilton. I came up to her, gave her a hug and asked her to dance. I got her a drink and we got to know eachother by name.

Today she sent me this.

"Hi sweetie, sorry I haven't been able to get back to you. Things are hot, but I took time off to write you this note. I really appreciate all you did for me, thanks for the letters. God bless you babe. I hope you come up again this summer so we can hang out. Keep Livin' da simple life!

Love Paris"

 

[Speedball]

Run.
As fast as you can.
Her corruption must not be allowed to spread.

 

[Majik1387]

Not only a liar but why anyone would brag about knowing her is beyond me

 

[Catman]

As you know, last year when I went to the Depeche Mode LA party at the Cinespace in hollywood. There, I met Paris Hilton. I came up to her, gave her a hug and asked her to dance. I got her a drink and we got to know eachother by name.

Today she sent me this.

"Hi sweetie, sorry I haven't been able to get back to you. Things are hot, but I took time off to write you this note. I really appreciate all you did for me, thanks for the letters. God bless you babe. I hope you come up again this summer so we can hang out. Keep Livin' da simple life!

Love Paris"

That's scary, dude.

 

[Catman]

Not only a liar but why anyone would brag about knowing her is beyond me

Paris Hilton is such a **** that I wouldn't be surprised if she did dance with random guys at the clubs.

 

[Majik1387]

Paris Hilton is such a **** that I wouldn't be surprised if she did dance with random guys at the clubs.

Yeah, but going back to the same guy twice?
Please, she's ****tier than that.

 

[Speedball]

That's scary, dude.

I would scream like a little girl, shut off my computer, burn it in a trashcan 500 miles from my house, then wash my self till my skin came off.

 

[Catman]

Yeah, but going back to the same guy twice?
Please, she's ****tier than that.

That's right. We shouldn't confuse her with Lindsay Lohan.

 

[psychocheeseman]

Paris Hilton is such a **** that I wouldn't be surprised if she did dance with random guys at the clubs.

OH NO DANCING!...that totally makes her a ****!....wtf?

 

[Catman]

OH NO DANCING!...that totally makes her a ****!....wtf?

All I said was that she hooks up with random guys she just met.

 

[Halcohol]

All I said was that she hooks up with random guys she just met.

That doesn't make her a ****.

That makes her awesome.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

o_o

 

[uchiha_itachi]

paris hilton blows...

 

[black_dust]

Does she even know how to use a computer?

 

[Mr. Credible]

so you met paris hilton, danced with her, bought her a drink... and then exchanged email addresses?


um... score?


oh, and i think we all know that paris spells 'hot' with two t's.

 

[Mr Jide]

paris hilton blows...

poles?

 

[Mr Jide]

so you met paris hilton, danced with her, bought her a drink... and then exchanged email addresses?


um... score?


oh, and i think we all know that paris spells 'hot' with two t's.

LOL!!t:

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Dude, no offence but if this is real, she has had enough people **** her over in the past..you're breaking her confidence by posting this email.

Delete this post.

 

[DX]

As you know, last year when I went to the Depeche Mode LA party at the Cinespace in hollywood. There, I met Paris Hilton. I came up to her, gave her a hug and asked her to dance. I got her a drink and we got to know eachother by name.

Today she sent me this.

"Hi sweetie, sorry I haven't been able to get back to you. Things are hot, but I took time off to write you this note. I really appreciate all you did for me, thanks for the letters. God bless you babe. I hope you come up again this summer so we can hang out. Keep Livin' da simple life!

Love Paris"

Call 911.

NOW.

 

[Fried Gold]

Back when he was starwarsagent, he claimed to have met Natalie Portman.

Dude, you are MENTAL

 

[Eggyman]

'Dude, you are action packed full of issues!'

 

[uchiha_itachi]

poles?

thats one name for them.. lolt:

 

[Jennifer Walters]

poles?

To qoute Sarah Silverman..

''I'm afraid she'll break her teeth on those things."

 

[Shuley]

Ask her to write you a check.

 

[Mee]

This must be true, she said "hot!"