Jack it up high, Fat chicks can't climb

[Leto Atrides]

 

[chaseter]

^Wonderful show! "Free chocolate."

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I'm an out of shape b**ch, due not having enough money for a gym membership and hating the sun with a passion (being of Irish descent means we dont get along...he shines, I burst into flames after about two minutes of being under his life giving rays). But I can't think of a single drawback to being in shape, and if I could afford a gym membership and had time to go between work and school, I'd be there in a god damn second

Go for a walk or a run, don't cost a dime. You could also buy a bike, they aren't that expensive. The gym isn't the only way to get in shape. If you're worried about sunburn, buy some sunblock, wear a hat, plenty of ways to get around that.

 

[BlackLantern]

The world is my gym....I have the good fortune to live on a main road that has plenty of sidewalk space and there is a little bike path nearby as well....do about 5-6 miles a week and it doesnt cost me a dime

 

[Joker]

Go for a walk or a run, don't cost a dime. You could also buy a bike, they aren't that expensive. The gym isn't the only way to get in shape. If you're worried about sunburn, buy some sunblock, wear a hat, plenty of ways to get around that.

Sunblock doesnt work, I still end up red and flakey. It just takes 20 minutes instead of 10. I used to go bike riding at night, but with school and work I no longer have the opportunity then.

 

[AndThePickles]

Sunblock doesnt work, I still end up red and flakey. It just takes 20 minutes instead of 10. I used to go bike riding at night, but with school and work I no longer have the opportunity then.

Buy a jumprope and stay indoors, then.

 

[BlackLantern]

I learned if I hang upside down from my sofa and hang my legs over the top I can do some really good crunches

 

[BlackLantern]

. Oh, and I like looking down and being able to see my cash and prizes

....that's America right there people....

 

[Logan's Runt]

Sunblock doesnt work, I still end up red and flakey. It just takes 20 minutes instead of 10. I used to go bike riding at night, but with school and work I no longer have the opportunity then.

I'm super Irish and pale, plus I have a lot of money's worth of tattoos that can be easily damaged by sun. They do make sunblock upwards of SPF 85 nowadays, and it's not expensive. I've spent hours out on a bike in the middle of the day and not had so much as a shade of pink.

You're just making excuses.

If you're too lazy to apply sunblock, its obvious that you're also too lazy to exercise.

 

[rizzo51]

I think he has "fat" confused with "muscle mass." Besides, we'd take him quitely, in his sleep. A piece of glass from the plane we crashed in (in my fantasy, we're in the movie Alive) would do the job of cutting through his thick, greasy layers of fat, right into his femoral arterie. And then we would feast.

 

[rizzo51]

just another reason to drive to your destination... Heres to road trips! less fat people being eaten

 

[StrainedEyes]

This thread was better when the fat guy was trying to tell us that happiness is getting (eating) what you want.

 

[CrashNburn]

lol!

 

[Carcharodon]

Yeah, because that is soooooo realistic, steroid usage or not.

jag

It...was a joke, Jag. It's okay. Shhhhhhhh.

 

[jaguarr]

It...was a joke, Jag. It's okay. Shhhhhhhh.

Yeah, because your explanation was soooooo realistic, steroid usage or not.

jag

 

[Carcharodon]

Yeah, because your explanation was soooooo realistic, steroid usage or not.

jag

Jooooooooooooke. They're sometimes known to involve exaggeration.

 

[rizzo51]

so yeah i stopped by the grocery store after work but yeah, when i came out to my car, who's car is parked next to me but...

its like the fat persons "Christine" ... i think its following me

 

[Logan's Runt]

Hahaha, that's awesome.

 

[LazloSpeeker]

I have a question. I'm about 5'1-5'3 and am about 140-something pounds. Would you guys consider that fat? I get told I'm fat all the time.

I don't think so. The number that scares most people is 300. I was gettin' close and that's why I have become intrested in losing a little. I don't think I'll go back to 155 but 175-180 is probably when I'll start gaining again.

I am of the full belief that diet is more important than excercise. My junk food intake has dropped considerably in the past 3 months and I've recently added some light weight training. I want to to start walking
1.5-2 miles a day but i have feet issues and I don't really have the face you want to see at a park.

Not considering my feet problems, I'd like to start running again. It is quite liberating. I don't think I'll ever run 5 miles again but I'd like to be able to do one mile in at least 8 minutes, of course my last one mile ran was probably a hair under 7.

Even more about your height, which you list as 5'3", tht may even go up an inch or two. Fat weighs down one body and kind of compresses and pulls one down to the lowest possible height. I am close to 6'1" right now and probably about 270(I hope.) If I were to lose all my fat and get really worked up I would probably hit 6'2" and maybe even 6'3".

 

[LazloSpeeker]

I think he has "fat" confused with "muscle mass." Besides, we'd take him quitely, in his sleep. A piece of glass from the plane we crashed in (in my fantasy, we're in the movie Alive) would do the job of cutting through his thick, greasy layers of fat, right into his femoral arterie. And then we would feast.

I could bodyslam people, that's how I got fat in the first place. People tend to avoid someone who can bodyslam and hurt them. At a very early age I had a knack for taking down multiple people at once, that is probably why - I JUST DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.

I'm not saying I am a Steven Seagal, out there whuppin' everyones asses, I had some losses too. Not bad ones, but still losses. Truthfully, the losses were more losses of ego than actually losing the fight.

 

[LazloSpeeker]

I think he has "fat" confused with "muscle mass." Besides, we'd take him quitely, in his sleep. A piece of glass from the plane we crashed in (in my fantasy, we're in the movie Alive) would do the job of cutting through his thick, greasy layers of fat, right into his femoral arterie. And then we would feast.

I didn't say I could body slam 5-6 people. I said I could body slam people and take on 5-6 people at once. They key word there is 'could.' I wouldn't even want to try that anymore. The best way to win a fight is to not get in one, as long as you don't let violence dissuade you from doing anything.

Can you contain it? Proving to yourself you aren't afraid to fight is one thing, not getting in one after that is the other.

 

[rizzo51]

Hahaha, that's awesome.

lol when i was on my way home i looked back and he was behind me.. it was boarderline creepy that now he's popping up everywhere

 

[BlackLantern]

I haven't hit anyone since 9th grade....I'm rather happy about that....as for being "fat"...I only apply the term to a really obvious situation

 

[terry78]

I haven't hit anyone since 9th grade....I'm rather happy about that....as for being "fat"...I only apply the term to a really obvious situation

LOL, if you're over 21 and still having to get into fights, something is wrong with your ass.

 

[LazloSpeeker]

LOL, if you're over 21 and still having to get into fights, something is wrong with your ass.

Yes, a bloody nose and a busted lip are hardley the signs of a winner. I do enough damage to myself without having to bother with someone else doing it, and I prefer to keep it that way.