Jenna Jameson Wants Scarlett Johansson For Biopic

[jaguarr]

Italy.

jag

 

[hippie_hunter]

Italy.

jag

Chimichanga

 

[jaguarr]

Mexican.

jag

 

[Catman]

That's what I meant jackass, I'd go see the movie 8 times if it had Scarlett and her magnificent breasteses in it.

um...I know that's what you meant!

 

[Badger]

Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk!

And to keep it relevent:

 

[Catman]

Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk!

And to keep it relevent:

Scarlett is a pussycat doll now!

 

[hippie_hunter]

Mexican.

jag

Really smarty-pants? What did the French give us?

 

[Kritish]

It's appropriate to describe the "my sex is more imprortant than yours" attitude.

and I used it twice.

well if you're a butt-kisser "only" when it comes to jag your pretty much always going to be a butt-kisser.

It's cool man. You don't have to always take my side.

I like individualism.

Every time you post a little bit of the hype dies.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Every time you post a little bit of the hype dies.

That last one is pretty cool though

Seriously, this thread is talking in Ricky Bobby quotes and my precious Scarlett, STAY ON F**KING TOPIC OR I'M GONNA COME AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER-MONKEY

 

[Badger]

Really smarty-pants? What did the French give us?

Did you eat some peanut butter or something?

 

[Kritish]

Really smarty-pants? What did the French give us?

Democracy and the blow job.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Did you eat some peanut butter or something?

Will you be my Katie Couric?

 

[hippie_hunter]

Democracy and the blow job.

That last one is pretty cool

Though the Greeks were the ones who invented democracy and the French took democracy from the Americans.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk!

And to keep it relevent:

Please be 18

 

[Kritish]

That last one is pretty cool

Though the Greeks were the ones who invented democracy and the French took democracy from the Americans.

The Greeks also invented pedophilia.

 

[hippie_hunter]

The Greeks also invented pedophilia.

And homosexuality. Like we say at work, nothing is gayer than Greek Gay.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Dammit I went off topic

 

[Badger]

One of you turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth!

 

[Kritish]

Dammit I went off topic

I'm sending Walker and Texas Ranger after you!

 

[hippie_hunter]

One of you turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth!

I really wouldn't mind getting smacked in the mouth with those

 

[Badger]

If we wanted us some wusses we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I'm sending Walker and Texas Ranger after you!

Or T.R. as we like to call him

 

[Kritish]

One of you turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth!

I really wouldn't mind getting smacked in the mouth with those

Good lord, those things probably have their own gravitational orbits!

 

[jaguarr]

Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.

jag

 

[Badger]

It's like Spanish for like a fighting chicken.