Jenna Jameson Wants Scarlett Johansson For Biopic

[Kritish]

I'm too much of a lazy ass to go back and read all of the posts. What did blind_fury say this time to initiate the Ricky Bobby jokes?

 

[Catman]

Please be 18

She's 22.

 

[Kritish]

She's 22.

Fresh for the pickin'.

 

[Catman]

Fresh for the pickin'.

Exactly!

 

[Badger]

She's 22.

Yeah! Go on and get some boys!

The 'Please be 18' is a quote from Ricky Bobby.

 

[Showtime]

I still don't think she would ever touch that role. I don't think it would move her career forward at all, but it would please me.

 

[Badger]

I'm too much of a lazy ass to go back and read all of the posts. What did blind_fury say this time to initiate the Ricky Bobby jokes?

Nothing, Spoons did it.

Big Red... If you ain't chewin it... then **** You!

 

[Caliber]

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7006140476



Wow...it's almost a calling. Scarlett waits for the right role, and then THIS comes up.

Yay. :heart:

This sounds like one of the best casting choices every. Can't wait to see if this happens.

 

[Kritish]

unless you're an exhibitionist who enjoys sex with strangers like many nymphos and swingers who go into the sex industry.

You try to make yourself try to sound so cool, and you fail.

 

[Badger]

Wow. I feel like I'm in Highlander!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'm too much of a lazy ass to go back and read all of the posts. What did blind_fury say this time to initiate the Ricky Bobby jokes?

Nothing, Spoons did it.

Big Red... If you ain't chewin it... then **** You!

Yeah. Jag and B_f got into it over some **** I can't remember. There was a lot of usage of the word "jackass" though.

 

[Kritish]

Yeah. Jag and B_f got into it over some **** I can't remember. There was a lot of usage of the word "jackass" though.

Did you see his thread about celebs that make you want to turn gay?

 

[jaguarr]

Did you see his thread about celebs that make you want to turn gay?

Link, please? I've gotta see that.

jag

 

[Kritish]

Here ya go Jag...

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=262753

 

[jaguarr]

Many thanks. That thread is gold.

jag

 

[Catman]

I still don't think she would ever touch that role. I don't think it would move her career forward at all, but it would please me.

What?! This movie will be the biggest hit of 2008! It'll definitly move her career forward! Scarlett Johansson nude in a movie about mega-porn star Jenna Jameson is gold.

 

[Crooklyn]

B_F has reached god-like status. It's the only way a thread about a Jenna Jameson / Scarlett Johannsen starring bio-pic can be derailed to something about him.

I bow down to you b_f.

 

[Kritish]

B_F has reached god-like status. It's the only way a thread about a Jenna Jameson / Scarlett Johannsen starring bio-pic can be derailed to something about him.

I bow down to you b_f.

Did you see his last thread? You don't wanna do that.

 

[Catman]

B_F has reached god-like status. It's the only way a thread about a Jenna Jameson / Scarlett Johannsen starring bio-pic can be derailed to something about him.

I bow down to you b_f.

He ain't no God! It's that you people have A.D.D. or something! I've tried my best to ignore the whole b_f/jag nonsense!

 

[Kritish]

He ain't no God! It's that you people have A.D.D. or something! I've tried my best to ignore the whole b_f/jag nonsense!

How can you not make fun of someone that says he'd like to see a young Gregory Peck in the Batman suit.

 

[Catman]

How can you not make fun of someone that says he'd like to see a young Gregory Peck in the Batman suit.

This is not the thread to do that!

 

[Crooklyn]

How can you not make fun of someone that says he'd like to see a young Gregory Peck in the Batman suit.

Dude...coming from a big Batman fan, trust me...Peck is the damn Batman. Hell, he was the model for Bruce Wayne back when the character was created.

But I digress, if we're going to go off-topic, let's at least have it about porn.

 

[jaguarr]

This is not the thread to do that!

You pictured it for a moment, didn't you? Did you throw up in your mouth a little bit at the thought of it? It's okay if you did. We ALL did. It's unpleasant.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Dude...coming from a big Batman fan, trust me...Peck is the damn Batman. Hell, he was the model for Bruce Wayne back when the character was created.

Maybe, but when it's brought up as a reference in a thread about stars who might make you question your sexuality, it's as wrong as it gets, Mister.

jag

 

[Kritish]

Poor Gregory Peck.