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[Angel_Faerie]

Five Words: Creepy. Stalker. Vampire. Who. Sparkles.

That isn't even on the same level as what I talked about. And (once again) in my opinion it manages to work in context in the Twilight movies. But that idiocy from TF2 wouldn't work in any context.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Five words: Humping.Dogs.And.Pot.Brownies.

Bad.Acting.No.Story.

I summed up all four 'Twilight' movies and the fourth hasn't even come out! I just find it funny you're unwilling to give a third movie a chance when you sat through the first two ****** movies, yet you eagerly await a fourth movie in a franchise where you've already sat in the theater watching three massive piles of ****. You love garbage! Transformers: Dark of the Moon' should be right up your alley! Unless it turns out to be good!

 

[Angel_Faerie]

Bad.Acting.No.Story.

I summed up all four 'Twilight' movies and the fourth hasn't even come out! I just find it funny you're unwilling to give a third movie a chance when you sat through the first two ****** movies, yet you eagerly await a fourth movie in a franchise where you've already sat in the theater watching three massive piles of ****. You love garbage! 'Transfirmers: Dark of the Moon' should be right up your alley! Unless it turns out to be good!

That's all your opinion, Bamf. My definition of trash and yours are two different definitions. And that's fine with me. Think what you want. Doesn't change my point of view.

 

[JP]

But it wont. Turn out to be good, that is. Le Bamf.

 

[Kane52630]

Bad.Acting.No.Story.

I summed up all four 'Twilight' movies and the fourth hasn't even come out! I just find it funny you're unwilling to give a third movie a chance when you sat through the first two ****** movies, yet you eagerly await a fourth movie in a franchise where you've already sat in the theater watching three massive piles of ****. You love garbage! Transformers: Dark of the Moon' should be right up your alley! Unless it turns out to be good!

It's just like Mad Libs, erase Twilight and add in Scream, it still works!

 

[Alex The Great]

**** time?


Then again, it's always **** time.

Big Math test tomorrow, along with a fake job interview at the school...Also, big event after school. My school and their rival (2 HS's in our town) are having a huge hockey game. Big thing, lots of hits and always plenty of fights. Plus the drunken spectators are hilarious

 

[Jennifer Walters]

That isn't even on the same level as what I talked about. And (once again) in my opinion it manages to work in context in the Twilight movies. But that idiocy from TF2 wouldn't work in any context.

In no vampire movie should a vampire SPARKLE in the sunlight. They are deadly monsters who bite human beings and use their blood for substance. They don't sparkle like cute little ponies glistening in the sunlight.

Also in no romantic film should the lead guy be as creepy as Edward. He stalks her and does things that would get most people thrown in jail. Yet he's looked at as a romantic standard for love interests in this day and age. Twilight is pure crap.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

It's just like Mad Libs, erase Twilight and add in Scream, it still works!

Ahaha. I see what you did there.

I could go into how the acting and storyline of the Scream films is much better than most other horror films in which no one has a character and you don't give two ****s about them dying, but I won't because you like Tron. Which is probably the dumbest franchise in the existence of history and Disney can't see two flops, but yet are forcing a third one out.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

how does transformers 1 get a free pass when everyone hates on 2? it's not as if either of them were any good, and at least the second one didn't have the autobots trying to hide around the outside of a house or bumblebee urinating on someone.

Because Transformers 1 is much, much better.

The story was better, and even though it had some bad moments, the comedy for the most part I thought was fine. Plus the story in Transformers 1 just made more sense.

 

[JP]

Big Math test tomorrow, along with a fake job interview at the school...Also, big event after school. My school and their rival (2 HS's in our town) are having a huge hockey game. Big thing, lots of hits and always plenty of fights. Plus the drunken spectators are hilarious

Was really hoping it was **** time. I'm sorry.

 

[Alex The Great]

Was really hoping it was **** time. I'm sorry.

I will never forgive you for this

 

[JP]

Because Transformers 1 is much, much better?

The story was better, and even though it had some bad moments, the comedy for the most part I thought was fine. Plus the story in Transformers 1 just made more sense.

I'm gonna say no, no, and no.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Because Transformers 1 is much, much better.

The story was better, and even though it had some bad moments, the comedy for the most part I thought was fine. Plus the story in Transformers 1 just made more sense.

The robots peed oil on people. Same juvenile humor.

 

[lixdexia]

In no vampire movie should a vampire SPARKLE in the sunlight. They are deadly monsters who bite human beings and use their blood for substance. They don't sparkle like cute little ponies glistening in the sunlight.

Also in no romantic film should the lead guy be as creepy as Edward. He stalks her and does things that would get most people thrown in jail. Yet he's looked at as a romantic standard for love interests in this day and age. Twilight is pure crap.

eh, dracula (and really most vampires if you think about it) was a full on rapist and he's a romance icon. *****es be crazy.

 

[JP]

Yeah, Tron is bizarre to me. No one cared the first time. People kinda cared the second time, but not really. I guess third time will be the charm?

 

[Kane52630]

Ahaha. I see what you did there.

I could go into how the acting and storyline of the Scream films is much better than most other horror films in which no one has a character and you don't give two ****s about them dying, but I won't because you like Tron. Which is probably the dumbest franchise in the existence of history and Disney can't see two flops, but yet are forcing a third one out.

bravo Bill.

Yeah, Tron is bizarre to me. No one cared the first time. People kinda cared the second time, but not really. I guess third time will be the charm?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

In no vampire movie should a vampire SPARKLE in the sunlight. They are deadly monsters who bite human beings and use their blood for substance. They don't sparkle like cute little ponies glistening in the sunlight.

Also in no romantic film should the lead guy be as creepy as Edward. He stalks her and does things that would get most people thrown in jail. Yet he's looked at as a romantic standard for love interests in this day and age. Twilight is pure crap.

Have to agree. Plus you have one of the most dull, unexciting, and unspectacular main characters in the history of film, and possibly in the history of literature and pop culture.

 

[lixdexia]

Because Transformers 1 is much, much better.

The story was better, and even though it had some bad moments, the comedy for the most part I thought was fine. Plus the story in Transformers 1 just made more sense.

...********.

they both had the same damn story. "we have to find the mcguffin before the bad guys do or they will use it to destroy the world" the humor was just as base and juvenile in either of them, and both had shia lebeuf being irritating ass shia lebeuf in them.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

That's because Dracula was portrayed as a ****ing monster, lix and not in that ''Creepy bad teenage boyfriend" way like Edward was. Most of Drac's films are technically horror films too.

Twilight is a drama with vampires.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I'm gonna say no, no, and no.

The robots peed oil on people. Same juvenile humor.

I didn't say the humor was different nor did I say that there wasn't any juvenile humor in the first, but I'd be lying if I said that some of the humor pretty funny. The part where their parents ask Sam if he was *********ing was pretty funny, and the S7 boxers were funny too.

The story was also more tightly knit and the editing, though not perfect, was much better in Trans formers. You had a movie that had multiple points of view that worked better for the film too. The military characters were prettty useless in the second.

The action I even felt was better in the first.

 

[Angel_Faerie]

In no vampire movie should a vampire SPARKLE in the sunlight. They are deadly monsters who bite human beings and use their blood for substance. They don't sparkle like cute little ponies glistening in the sunlight.

Also in no romantic film should the lead guy be as creepy as Edward. He stalks her and does things that would get most people thrown in jail. Yet he's looked at as a romantic standard for love interests in this day and age. Twilight is pure crap.

They still use blood for substance. Some kill animals, others kill humans. They're immortal. They avoid sunlight (though not for the stereotypical vampire reason). Sounds like a vampire to me. And beyond that, vampires are not real. They are fictional creatures. That gives an author some freedom to make a unique spin on it. And Dracula didn't burn in the sun in the original novel. And he's one of the first recorded literary vampires. The sun burning thing didn't happen until Nosferatu (a very loose adaptation of Dracula). So that was an author's unique spin on a myth. And yet no one gave the screenwriter any **** for it.

True, him watching her sleep is borderline creepy. Even he himself finds it a little creepy in the unpublished draft of "Midnight Sun" (Twilight from his perspective). But that's not the part that makes him so appealing to girls (at least speaking from my view). It's how devoted he is. How he puts her welfare first above everything else. That really doesn't sound like such a bad thing to make a romantic standard in literature and film to me.

And one final note: The Twilight books are not my favorite books. My favorite book is Enchantment by Orson Scott Card. It's not even my favorite vampire series. That goes to Anne Rice. I don't even consider Edward the hottest male literary character out there. I think Holden Caulfield is ten times sexier. But I still like it for what it is. It's not meant to be super deep. It's not meant to be Shakespere. And the acting will never be Oscar-worthy. But for what it is I think it's pretty good and could be worse.

 

[JP]

I couldn't see any of the action.


EDIT: Holy hell, I aint reading that.

 

[lixdexia]

That's because Dracula was portrayed as a ****ing monster, lix and not in that ''Creepy bad teenage boyfriend" way like Edward was. Most of Drac's films are technically horror films too.

Twilight is a drama with vampires.

as opposed to what other vampire work? and most of dracula's films are grossly inaccurate, read a book. the twilight chick's thing for edward is the same as mina harker's thing for dracula. same ********.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I couldn't see any of the action.

I saw plenty of the action pretty well. The problem I had, like many, was telling them apart. Bay could've done a better job fleshing out the character that aren't Optimus or Bumblebee.

But the action itself I felt was fine.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

'Twilight 1'

Bella's Dad: "Well, have fun at your new school. Oh hey, this is my random Native American friend and his grandson or somethin', Kabob."
Kabob: "Jacob."
*Bella bites her lip*

*Quirky group of kids instantly adopt Bella, the new kid in school, but she's too busy biting her lips at the extra white people walking by in slow motion*
Quirky Girl: "Eww, don't look at the Cullens."
Quirky Guy: "Yeah, I'm Asian."

Doves Thoughts: "Little do they know, Asian isn't exotic enough for Bella!"

*Bella sits down next to the Cullen boy in Science class and bites her lip. He looks at her and bites his lip thinking she's a mirror. She stares at him. We're not sure if this is slow motion but they stare at each other for half an hour*

Dove's Commentary: "WAKE UP THIS IS THE BEST PART!"

*Edward - the Cullen boy - is in the woods with Bella.*
Edward: "I'm a vegetarian vampire. I don't suck human blood."
*Edward removes his shirt and he sparkles. Bella bites her lip, breathes heavily and jumps on his back. They run up trees.*

*Later on Edward watches Bella as she sleeps. She bites her lips."
Edward: "She forgot her lip guard. Aw."

*The next day, Bella gets ready to go to school*
Bella's Dad: "Say Bella, your lip looks swollen. Have fun at school! Also, wanna hear a joke? A blonde vampire, a Ginger vampire and a black vampire start killing people in our town."
*Bella bites her lip and breathes heavily*
Bella's Dad: "The punchline? Oh, there isn't one."

*Bella is coerced into meeting Edward's adoptive, vegetarian Vampire family."
Vampire Family: "You look tasty, let's play baseball!"
*They play baseball. Bella bites her lip and uses it as a baseball glove. She still sucks. A black vampire shows up. The vampires chase each other and end up somewhere. And the blonde one gets torn apart. Edward and Bella go to Prom*

Bella: I witsh the shun wash out. Yow ah show bootiful when yoo shpahkle.

*Bella bites her lip*

*Dove giggles*