The Dark Knight Joker's Sick Jokes

[Shedhut]

I just love the idea of Joker telling some sick morbid Jokes to tease Batman (of course J will be the only one laughing)
So IF the script isnt complete yet and if someone of WB is lurking on here we might have a chance to influence something.

A little problem I have is that I dont want to violate board rules. Sick Jokes acctually dont fit with board rules at all so Im gonna start soft, put the Joke in spoiler tags, warn everyone who is easily annoyed by sick jokes and ask the mods to shut down if the thread shouldn't exist.

that said I start:

Spoiler

J: Tell me Bats, what is worse than 10 babies in a garbage can?
B: (nearly unconscious) ...
J: (enthusiastic,grinning) 1 baby in 10 garbage cans...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What do you think could it work or would it be too bad for the audience? Would you like to see this kind of Joker in an R-rated flick?

propose and discuss.

 

[The Sage]

I just love the idea of Joker telling some sick morbid Jokes to tease Batman (of course J will be the only one laughing)
So IF the script isnt complete yet and if someone of WB is lurking on here we might have a chance to influence something.

A little problem I have is that I dont want to violate board rules. Sick Jokes acctually dont fit with board rules at all so Im gonna start soft, put the Joke in spoiler tags, warn everyone who is easily annoyed by sick jokes and ask the mods to shut down if the thread shouldn't exist.

that said I start:

Spoiler

J: Tell me Bats, what is worse than 10 babies in a garbage can?
B: (nearly unconscious) ...
J: (enthusiastic,grinning) 1 baby in 10 garbage cans...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What do you think could it work or would it be too bad for the audience? Would you like to see this kind of Joker in an R-rated flick?

propose and discuss.

Spoiler

Whoa that spoiler options rocks.

Cool idea.

 

[Shedhut]

nice that you like it but im really waiting for the mods judgement because i have some more suggestions.

 

[Two-Face]

I see that spoiler option like a door and you have the key...

 

[Matt.S99]

love it
how do you do those spoiler tags

 

[titan101]

love it
how do you do those spoiler tags

Spoiler

highlight the part where the spoiler is and click on the spoiler symbol thingy on the top.

 

[Matt.S99]

what is the spoiler symbol

 

[Shedhut]

it is the smiley with the black bar in front of his eyes.

and now i wanna hear some "jokes"


well, and to justify myself. it is not that i dont love babies and stuff but i think if the Joker would tell this joke it would show that he has no taboos regarding jokes as well as regarding the killing/torturing.

 

[Matt.S99]

i know what your talking about but i dont see it

 

[bunk]

I just love the idea of Joker telling some sick morbid Jokes to tease Batman (of course J will be the only one laughing)
So IF the script isnt complete yet and if someone of WB is lurking on here we might have a chance to influence something.

A little problem I have is that I dont want to violate board rules. Sick Jokes acctually dont fit with board rules at all so Im gonna start soft, put the Joke in spoiler tags, warn everyone who is easily annoyed by sick jokes and ask the mods to shut down if the thread shouldn't exist.

that said I start:

Spoiler

J: Tell me Bats, what is worse than 10 babies in a garbage can?
B: (nearly unconscious) ...
J: (enthusiastic,grinning) 1 baby in 10 garbage cans...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What do you think could it work or would it be too bad for the audience? Would you like to see this kind of Joker in an R-rated flick?

propose and discuss.

That's hilarious! I don't know if they'll do this in the movie though. I can just imagine sitting in the theatre laughing while my girlfriend elbows me the ribs.

 

[titan101]

That's hilarious! I don't know if they'll do this in the movie though. I can just imagine sitting in the theatre laughing while my girlfriend elbows me the ribs.

....you are a sick , sick man.

 

[The Sage]

(Joker stands over Rachel's body after putting a bullet in her chest)

Joker: Get the joke?

No response. She's dead.

Joker: *Sigh* Aww, tough crowd...

 

[Cinemaman]

^^^

 

[remytampa]

Spoiler

What do you get when you stab a baby 17 times?
I don't know about you, but I get a hard on.

I know I joined in May 2005, but I was waiting for the perfect thread to finally post.

 

[Cinemaman]

edit

 

[bunk]

Spoiler

What do you get when you stab a baby 17 times?
I don't know about you, but I get a hard on.

Now, see this one bothers me. Baby and hard on just shouldn't be in the same sentence.

 

[bunk]

I think I just gave that one away.

 

[cryptic name]

Spoiler

What do you get when you stab a baby 17 times?
I don't know about you, but I get a hard on.

 

[titan101]

they should have that joke from arkham asylum about the dead wife and the spastic baby. now that was sick.

 

[remytampa]

Thanks bunk.

 

[Shedhut]

Spoiler

What do you get when you stab a baby 17 times?
I don't know about you, but I get a hard on.

I know I joined in May 2005, but I was waiting for the perfect thread to finally post.

ooooohh! that one is hard (as hard as well).

My last one in this genre:

Spoiler

What is the difference beetween a truck full of bricks and a truck full of babies?



You cant discharge the bricks with a pitchfork

 

[Matt.S99]

(Joker stands over Rachel's body after putting a bullet in her chest)

Joker: Get the joke?

No response. She's dead.

Joker: *Sigh* Aww, tough crowd...

thats the best one yet

 

[Hades]

Spoiler

This thread is stupid.

 

[Matt.S99]

why is it stupid

 

[Matt.S99]

mine would be for like the 3rd movie
joker:stop me if you've heard this one bats
batman......
(from behind,harley knocks batman with a hammer)
joker;HAHAHAHAHAHA