Just recently got back into comics, what are some good DC comics?

[Anubis]

Really? Funny you should bring that up, I just dumped my girlfriend. It was brutal. I remember she said something about my mother being an ugly b***h, and that she slept with all my friends or something like that. And so, I may have mentioned something about me and her Sister fooling around on there mothers bed a couple of months ago. I of course confirmed this by mentioning her sisters birthmark in a place that is, kinda hard to reach if you know what I mean. Of course this isn't true, I once walked in on her getting out of the shower and saw said birthmark, and remembered because it kinda looked like the state of Florida. Needless to say the consequences of this revelation may have driven a wedge between them that will never be healed. I know, but I can't help it, I'm a petty man. Breaking up a close knit family out of spite is just one more reason I'm probably going to hell. At any rate, not only do I have more free time to spend drinking and reading comics, but I guess I can come here more often too.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Nice. You should've smacked her for talking about your mom, though.

 

[The Watchman]

you can only hit girls if they give a toothy *******, everyone knows that

 

[Anubis]

I would never hit a woman. But I would cause her crippling emotional pain that will take decades of therapy to get over.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Still, a kick to the shin isn't really abuse or anything. Kids do it all the time. It's cute.

 

[warren_sparta27]

it's gone off topic, but this thread is a winner