Kid wanted to see if he could stop a train with Kung fu

[Morg]

Kung fu fan tries to stop train
(China Daily)
Updated: 2006-06-03 09:06

A 17-year-old boy surnamed Liang almost died when he tried to use a kung fu movement to stop a running train in Laibin Railway Station in South China's Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region on Tuesday, Nanguo Jinbao reported.

Liang was pushed to safety by a railway policeman just as he was about to be knocked down. Liang jumped down to the tracks and wanted to use Xianglongshibazhang, a famous kung fu posturing described in many swordsman fictions, to stop the running train.

He was taken into custody for breaking railway rules and said he wanted to test whether or not he could use kung fu to stop the train. Liang is a great fan of swordsman fiction and has also learnt martial arts.

Shouldn't push him away, serves him right if he got run over

 

[Jakomus]

I guess some parents are going to go nuts about violence in movies again..

 

[Imagination_13]

Hahah, what an idiot.

 

[TrailerMusic]

First a Wolverine Fan Boy goes to Jail & now this This is one ****ed up Planet. WTF is wrong with these People

 

[DOG LIPS]

This is one ****ed up Planet. WTF is wrong with these People

Space rabies.

 

[black_dust]

I knew a guy who tried to stop a train with this webbing, needless to say the ***** passed out

 

[DOG LIPS]

I knew a guy who tried to stop a train with this webbing, needless to say the ***** passed out

What a wuss. Tell that guy I'll punch his wussy face if I ever see him.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

If he died, he could have won a Darwin Award.

 

[danielisthor]

Its always the police ruining kids fun, science experiments and shots at the Darwin Award.

 

[The Chairman]

This sotory is sad yet funny at the same time.

 

[black_dust]

Thing is we will never know if he could have stopped the train! He couldn`t have been superkid for all that police man knew

 

[Spidey-Bat]

This sotory is sad yet funny at the same time.

Yeah, it's sad he survived.

 

[Swordmaster]

What a wuss. Tell that guy I'll punch his wussy face if I ever see him.

...That was you

 

[black_dust]

Dumb kid. Stopping train with a Xianglongshibazhang is for an advanced practitioner of the art. For a neophyte like him he should have tried it on something not so powerful, like a car or if he's particularly adept, a school bus.

Or a dude on a push bike

 

[DOG LIPS]

...That was you

I'm going to try Xianglongwangshibazbanghagcrotch on your face.

 

[phoenix_force]

ok thats it i'm gonna pretend i'm jean grey and go stay at the bottom of the lake for 8 months and tell everyone i'll be back un 8 months and sent my fiance to collect me

 

[Socrates]

Only Spider-man could've stopped that train.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Tobey Maguire makes the ugliest faces ever.

 

[black_dust]

Tobey Maguire makes the ugliest faces ever.

Imagine what his sex face must be like...

 

[Socrates]

I don't think he could've stopped the train without those ugly faces.

 

[The Comedian]

I wish we could have a video of this

 

[Obi-Ron]

Kung fu fan tries to stop train
(China Daily)
Updated: 2006-06-03 09:06

A 17-year-old boy surnamed Liang almost died when he tried to use a kung fu movement to stop a running train in Laibin Railway Station in South China's Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region on Tuesday, Nanguo Jinbao reported.

Liang was pushed to safety by a railway policeman just as he was about to be knocked down. Liang jumped down to the tracks and wanted to use Xianglongshibazhang, a famous kung fu posturing described in many swordsman fictions, to stop the running train.

He was taken into custody for breaking railway rules and said he wanted to test whether or not he could use kung fu to stop the train. Liang is a great fan of swordsman fiction and has also learnt martial arts.

Wow, this Liang kid really thought he could do it. This might make an interesting story...

 

[imaperson2]

ok thats it i'm gonna pretend i'm jean grey and go stay at the bottom of the lake for 8 months and tell everyone i'll be back un 8 months and sent my fiance to collect me

omg this made me laugh more then the story.

 

[Whirlysplat]

Kung fu fan tries to stop train
(China Daily)
Updated: 2006-06-03 09:06

A 17-year-old boy surnamed Liang almost died when he tried to use a kung fu movement to stop a running train in Laibin Railway Station in South China's Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region on Tuesday, Nanguo Jinbao reported.

Liang was pushed to safety by a railway policeman just as he was about to be knocked down. Liang jumped down to the tracks and wanted to use Xianglongshibazhang, a famous kung fu posturing described in many swordsman fictions, to stop the running train.

He was taken into custody for breaking railway rules and said he wanted to test whether or not he could use kung fu to stop the train. Liang is a great fan of swordsman fiction and has also learnt martial arts.

Liang is also a prick who at 17 should know thw difference between fantasy and reality. What a prick.

- Whirly

 

[AnimeJune]

If he died, he could have won a Darwin Award.

Indeed he would have - and a gold medal would have been laid on his grave for keeping his genetically idiotic DNA out of the global gene pool.

By the way, Arrested Development is the shiznit. As is Tobias Funke - although I am kinda glad he was refused the role of Dr. House.