Kidnappers kill five-year-old boy by injecting acid into his heart

[SuperFerret]

But then I'd feel bad for the moon

Don't feel bad. They'd all suffocate.

 

[Silverstein]

What about the zero gravity imploding?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

How about we inject sulphuric acid into their eye balls, then take a straight razor to their testicles? To top it off cut all their fingers and toes off with rusty bolt cutters.

Now that's what I call torture!

 

[Shemtov]

how about.....cutting open there chests and have a dog eating there heart out while there still alive. thats measure for measure!

 

[I Am The Knight]

So I see this thread has proved popular

 

[bullets]

Then we need a story like "Murderer drives off cliff while escaping from police". Something we all can say "Ha! ****ing ******* deserved it."

yeah , drives off a cliff and lands on a baby.

 

[terry78]

yeah , drives off a cliff and lands on a baby.

And the baby was carrying the gene that cured cancer.

 

[Shemtov]

And the baby was carrying the gene that cured cancer.

someones wtching WAY too much heroes

 

[Spidey-Bat]

yeah , drives off a cliff and lands on a baby.

What's a baby doing at the bottom of a cliff?

 

[terry78]

What's a baby doing at the bottom of a cliff?

I don't want to hear the punch line to this one.

 

[Shemtov]

so we're making up a fake depressing story? thnx guys.